Chương 75: Medical reasons

I entered the Elders Hall with some trepidation. Sure, the Elders had already taken an oath, and the Sect Master's orders were absolute in a sect... I just smiled and waved at the women in azure robes, and went to find the cooks, who were old Foundation disciples with a talent for cooking, what a surprise! On the other hand, it was indeed rare to see fat cultivators.

"Venerable Pef Tian! How can we help you?" A fat woman asked and bowed to show her ample chest. I took out two lizard legs, one in Foundation and one from the rare Core lizard.

"I need these beast legs cooked and prepared as easy-to-eat, finger-sized steaks. The bones and the rest are your reward." I demanded with a flat voice. Their boobs might be big, but also hard to find among vast folds of fat. Cushy job though. These cooks might have found the Dao of never working a single day too. I saw greedy and hungry eyes lit up at the potential payout. In a minute, several fat ladies took charge and began working with professional speed.

I thought I was good at dissecting beasts, but these women... they were in a league of their own. Tian could have learned a dozen sword skills just by watching such cooks perform their daily job. Half an hour later, I had two baskets of divine-smelling food ready to take out. So, the old cripple Elders first, like I promised them. I went to see each, and had them eat steak then regrow a thin limb in front of my eyes. The Tier 3 pills worked much faster than the previous Tier 2 pills, but that was to be expected.

Anyway.

"Blue Stars and your Elder, come inside and open your mouths!" I demanded from the confused women.

"If you haven't heard from your fellow White Stars, I am a Venerable, but also a scumbag. I enjoy teasing and bullying women. And because you are weak, you can only endure. Also, your Sect Master ordered it..." I explained politely, then fed them each a bit of Foundation steak, then I crushed an aphrodisiac pill and had them all glazed with love.

"Drop into leg splits, and let me temper your hearts. With my dick." I continued, and took out my dick to slap their faces, and since we were not in public, I could even allow them a few seconds of tasting my dick. As I left, a dozen young women stared after me with hungry eyes, while their Elder had to keep them down with her qi, just so they didn't disrobe and run after me. The old woman herself seemed tempted too, torn between to joy of being healed and the humiliation of being slapped. Oh well. Next!

The Azure Stars were training too, mostly in sword flying formations. Same deal, heal the old lady, temper the hearts of the young ones. Well, they were all older than me, but I meant rank wise.

"Stay in your leg split! No wonder your Foundations are cracked. Look at you, becoming sluts from a single pill! Every criminal and their mother have rape drugs at hand! Chainmail will be of no use if you open your legs by yourselves!" I berated the women while slapping their pretty faces. Next! The original White Stars. I also took them inside to offer them some delicious treats, and then some ice wine with drugs in it.

"Legs split, mouths open! That's how you train to defeat criminals and rapists? Elder Tang, even you are dripping wet? A 400 years old slut? Why didn't you heal completely from the last raid? Eat this healing pill!" I protested while accidentally using Mina's mouth a bit too deep. Mina moaned on my dick for various reasons, and didn't mind at all when I took my wet dick out and slapped her face a dozen times. The old woman got a low-grade Regeneration pill, just so she wouldn't die before my White Stars were ready.

Who next? Right, the one-legged bunny in the Ice Hall. Plus more injured women... A second later, I stopped in front of the young disciple.

"Hey small tits! I brought you some food." I offered in a kind voice, and began feeding her Foundation-grade steak. Her eyes were still cold, but a bit wet-cold. Something in the air, perhaps.

"And a Regrowth pill too, I hope?" the woman asked as her belly became round with a lot of warm food inside. I looked to the sides furtively. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

"Yes... but how will you repay this scumbag Venerable? You don't even have boobs for me to bully..." I complained while rubbing her naked body with a milk lotion. Disciple Gen blinked and looked at her chest.

"Use me however you want, hero Pef Tian. As long as I heal and can take revenge, I don't mind." she proclaimed with a determined heart. Good, she said it herself. I served her some ice wine, with drugs in it, then the Tier 2 pill after the drugs began to work, and her spring dripped warm yin. Her second leg popped out and began to grow, this time without any pain... or rather, the pain became pleasure.

Being a kind and righteous hero, I made sure her purity grew back as well, while blocking her arms from using the pill's energy. Too much Regrowth at once was also bad, and may require a second amputation. Thus, when her legs were both operational, I dressed them in blue stockings, then leaned between them to lap at her pure Yin, just to make sure it was okay. Medically speaking.

"... Not there... oh. Right there! So good!" Gen mumbled as I verified her purity with my Venerable mouth. Feeling like a Saint, I drew out my dick and served her some free warm milk, for meridian tempering and potential boob growth.

"Normally, I charge 10 spirit stones for a dose a milk. But... today is your lucky day. You can even keep the stockings, they make you look sexy." Skipping happily, I went to visit more patients in the Ice Hall, healing and fondling any fortunate patient that happened to be on ice today. Being a fairy doctor was such a pleasant job! A bit later, I returned to the Sect Master courtyard, where 6 Elders were waiting with tea cups in hand. I guess the old woman called them.

"Pef Tian... we heard you invented new Tier 3 pills? And can grow our limbs back?" Elder Meili asked while fanning herself with her robes again, just to make sure I knew what reward I'll get.

"Yes! I went first to the other Elders who take care of the Stars, since I promised them the first pills. But luckily, I still have 17 Supreme pills left. And you only need... 4 pills. Hina, next time lose a single limb at once. Your two legs will need two pills, and a lot of meat steak to regrow the flesh." I spoke with a cheerful voice, then placed the Core steak on the table. The Sect master grinned and waved a hand.

"Start eating, my little Elders. Do you have enough aphrodisiac pills left, Pef Tian?" the old woman asked and placed three Tier 3 pills with an amazing fragrance in front of my tea. Why did she have such vile yet precious things...? I guess she killed someone and took them. It's not like she was also a Tier 3 Alchemist and could make such pills herself. Maybe using the gland of a certain lizard. No way...

"I have some pills left, Sect Master. But Tier 3 pills would work better to ensure safe healing. I'll take them! For medical reasons!" I declared with a medical voice.

"We heard you also have Tier 3 Dao Vision pills for us?" Elder Sun asked with a sneaky voice. I nodded gravely.

"The pills are ready, but you are not, Elder Sun. The chance of a failed ascension is high, without feeling the Dao for yourself. You may need more milk to sense the Dao. Also, the mindset is important. You must feel calm, loving and kind. Hmmm. Perhaps aphrodisiacs can help with that mindset too." The Sect Master laughed like breaking glass, and took out 3 more lizard love pills.

"I never heard of that method, but you are the famous fairy doctor. I will trust you on this, Pef Tian. Do anything you want with my Elders, as long as they ascend. I'm sure my Elders understand the benefits..." she pointed out with at glare at her younger sect sisters. All six Elders nodded rapidly.

"Anything at all, Master! Plus, it's our Pef Tian. He's married with three of our Venerables. And our good friend." Elder Dinghue spoke for the group, and looked at me with motherly love. At the same time, her knee parted a bit to show me black stockings underneath her robes. Yeah, totally harmless. I might be getting exploited here. I waved goodbye and took the Elders inside, and made sure the Concealment Formation was online and secure. That Sect Master knew too much!

Then I went to feed the crippled women the pain relief pills, and then the Regeneration pills, and took care of Hina for now, blocking one leg from popping out while fondling her boobs and sticking my dick in her moaning mouth.

"Observe closely, Elders. This is also the Dao! Yin and Yang from my dick into Hina's mouth. Male to female. The cycle of regrowth, turning Wood into Water by the long route, and growing a new leg! Here, her wet Yin spring is dripping... as Water should. Look at Meili, smiling in happiness as the Dao sculpts her perfect body anew! Pills and Alchemy are a deeper side of Dao, Heaven and Earth converging into rare herbs, natural treasures that transmute the human body.

Look not only with your eyes, but your hands and mouths. The Dao is in everyone!" I preached like an old Master, then drew Elder Sun close and stuck my face between her legs, and tasted the Dao as well. Moans and drips of Yin filled the room, and a few minutes later, a jet of my Yang energy filled Hina's mouth, and helped her heal. Medicine was so awesome! As future sources of pure Yin I had to abstain from using their spring with my dick, but otherwise these women seemed already willing to do anything.

Either because their Sect Master ordered so, or because they wanted more power. More fun for me! And time to power up the Yin-Yang Formation now. Cultivating slowly and with a handful of Elders being warm and kind was nice, but it would take centuries to reach a new realm that way. I wasn't Tian, to waste so much time. He tried it his way, and failed. Now it was my turn.