Chương 66: Problem solving

I let the Peak Elders to meditate on the Dao, and just dressed and walked outside. Fenghue stood up, and flew in front of me, taking advantage of her speed and rank to steal the first slot.

"Pef Tian! You need to save Sister Fumi! There is something unnatural controlling her!" she pressed me, and forced the Black Sister to kneel at my feet. I could do that, or I could just ignore the problem, since I didn't care.

"Nope." I answered in a Daoist voice, then went to hug my White Stars, who had been waiting a long time for me to empty my balls today.

"An Wong. Speak! Why are so many young women in my yard, but none of them naked? It's an outrage!" I demanded to know aloud. Said soldier girl pointed at the next group of Foundation women with cracked hopes.

"These Sisters want to copy us! Form their own Azure Stars! They have even sown a unit symbol on their robes!" the young woman said in outrage. I glanced at the third group of Qi Gathering girls, wearing blue robes.

"We want to be the Blue Stars!" their leader spoke with amazing courage, only to blush and bow low to hide her face.

"That's good, and exactly what your Sect Master wants to happen in the Frozen Pavilion. I might say even a hundred such groups will not be enough to kill all the criminals that infest this province. Every day, in a thousand cities, a thousand more criminals join a gang to commit crimes. They rob, enslave and rape and some even eat their victims! And who else can enforce justice on behalf of Heavens, than those bestowed with cultivation meridians by the Heavens themselves!

We are the natural predators of these filthy criminals! Let's show the world that fairies are real, and swoop down from the skies to punish evil!" I chanted with my best voice. An Wong blinked, a bit overwhelmed where the things were progressing.

"A thousand cities..." she whispered with calculating eyes. Possibly counting spirit stones by the eyeful.

"Blue Stars! From up!" the leader of the younger girls yelled, and the blue robed disciples climbed like acrobats to form a blue star by standing on each other, and holding hands. It was... silly. But so amazing! Like a live action anime. The Azure Stars were Foundation disciples, so they flew up and formed a star with their flying swords.

"Azure Stars! Justice eternal!" their leader proclaimed in a grandstanding voice, then glanced at me for approval. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. Kinda... medium rare.

"I will need two Core Elders to guide these new groups." I spoke with a discerning voice, then picked the two old and crippled Elders who didn't make the cut for my pure Yin list.

"You two! Get started and help train your disciples. You will also get the first Tier 3 pills which regrow limbs, so it should be worth your time..." I commanded the older crippled women.

"Yes, Venerable!" they both agreed at once, not that I expected anything else. In a minute, the young women were taken away, freeing space in my yard. A bunch of problems solved, I went to sit down and held Qin Lin in my lap as my plushier support. My wife Lina took the job of massaging my neck and shoulders, and bump my back with her magnificent breasts, by accident. Having engineered many such accidents myself, I knew her deeper, hidden desires.

An unspoken order formed, and the three Elders with non-Yin meridians sat at my table.

"Venerable Tian. This cultivation method looks good, but we're not sure how to... change over. Do we disperse our cultivation? Or is there a better way?" One Elder asked with some trepidation. I nodded, and figured out what the problem was. Too low knowledge. And an opportunity for a scam too, of course.

"I want 40 spirit stones. You will use these lotion bottles on your chest and lower regions, until the cold Yin is dispersed. Come back tomorrow, at noon!" I demanded and placed 4 bottles on the table. Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. Without other choice, the Elders paid my lotions and flew off. Another group of 4 Elders sat down and handed me a storage bag with some minerals, plus other cheap herbs and fruits.

"Did you all start on the red meat diet?" I asked directly. All four women blinked under their veils. Damn it.

"We thought your pills will fix it."

"The pills are a temporary medicine. They will only fix the problem right now. In a month or two, you will be back with same problem. A good diet will keep you healthy. Nuts and red wine can help a bit as well. A few fruits too, I guess. Forest berries are good for health." I explained in a patient voice. No, in a doctor voice. They were the patients.

"Yes Venerable." they spoke in a gloomy voice.

"Also, since such normal knowledge isn't common in the sect, you will given the task of educating the cooks, and provide what I said to all disciples. Fainting from weak blood in front of an enemy would be bad. Go now. And bring me some berries tomorrow." I said with a less patient voice.

"Hubby! We always ate wild berries as kids. Is that why we are healthy and they are not?" Qin Lin asked with an innocent voice. I kissed Lin's cheek and bullied her boobs as a reward.

"Yes, my love. These old cultivators lack the knowledge even a farm child has. And I bet they don't even drink milk for their bones." I added with a wry tone.

"I knew that. Read it in my library. And my boobs can prove it!" Lina said in a proud voice, and leaned her boobs like pillows on my shoulders. A dozen women stared in envy as those massive boobs formed a cloud pillow for my neck. The remiaining three crippled Elders flew at my table, and placed another bag on the table.

"Hero Pef Tian... if the Sect Master wants more White Star groups, we can each guide one. As Elders it is also our duty..." the big breasted Elder spoke for the rest. I extended a hand and grabbed her hand and examined her inner workings again, but carefully. Another Three-Yin Meridian, hidden beneath a False Core! So, both good and bad.

"For you three, I have another task, Elders. I am forming a study group, with Elders Sun, Moon and Dinghue. It's about higher Dao intent, and should help you reach Nascent Soul one day. You are still young, and your injuries can be healed." I said in a wise voice, so that Qin Lin didn't get any hints of malpractice. Qin Lin grumbled something and pinched my thigh. Damn it. Woman intuition again! The Elder stared at my hand, still holding hers.

"You aren't talking about my legs, Venerable?" she asked with great acumen.

"The legs too, but I meant your Core and meridians, which are far more difficult to heal." I said gently then turned.

"Hua, sit in Elder's lap and let her touch your belly. It's for medical reasons, so don't start kissing." I said with a teasing voice. It took a minute, but then the big breasted Elder gasped.

"I see now! I formed my Core wrong..." she exclaimed in surprise and perhaps horror. Hard to see with the damn veils.

"It can be healed... but my first wife has to approve. Internal medicine is rather... intimate." I explained with a sad voice.

"What is it, hubby? What's wrong with the Elder. Beside the legs, of course." Qin Lin asked in a worried voice.

"This big breasted Elder has the same constitution as our Hua, but didn't have me in her life to guide her. So she took a wrong turn with cultivation, and now it will be hard to fix. Only my milk can do it." I said with an innocent voice.

"My name is Elder Hina Wong, hero. Big breasted Elder... that's childish and demeaning." the woman protested and glanced down inside her robes to check. The boobs remained big. I looked at Sakura for support.

"Pef Tian didn't mean anything bad, this time. He simply didn't know your name, and didn't want to use 'legless' as a differential adjective. Big breasted is accurate, and also very appreciative from a man's viewpoint." my wife spoke with an enlightened voice. Better than I could explain.

"... Oh! You were being kind, and I took it as being mean. I'll make it up to you, Venerable Tian." she spoke while her ears blushed at my late-perceived compliment. I smiled and held Lin's boobs in my hands.

"Bigger than yours, wife! Are you jealous?" I asked with a teasing voice.

"You bully! And... I can't see well though those large robes. I suspect the Elder Wong's are bigger, but I don't know for certain." Qin Lin answered like a proper Daoist. Fenghue laughed, and sat beside me.

"Always managing to bring joy in life, Pef Tian. Even our mangled Elder Wong feels better today, because of you. But... please fix Fumi. We need her." the ice fairy asked with a hint of hard core sex as a reward. She didn't give out noticeable signs, but as a man, I could sense it. I looked at the kneeling Black Sister. Naked and black heels... I might take pity.

"Next week, we can return to this topic, beautiful fairy. You better visit Minghue about her new dress. Red one." Fenghue blinked, then vanished at speed, taking the Black Sister too. Qin Lin sighed and leaned in my arms.

"You know hubby? There aren't many men in this sect. A red dress means only one groom, you!"

"It's Minghue. She's good for my soul." I said in a gentle voice. My first wife sighed.

"I know. But it will cost you... 10 milk doses." Lin demanded with an incipient Dao insight. An enlightened wife was indeed special, and could see beyond the veil sometimes.