Chương 26: Tea party
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~14 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
One by one, my wives came to visit... and promptly had to untie their robes, making the tea serving a flower admiration festival. And with me as the only guest of the festival, I felt quite privileged. I held Lin on my lap and bullied her sometimes, while learning what happened in the Blue Lotus Sect in my absence, and how my secret method had allowed dozens of rich kids to form their Foundation and how that caused the prices of spirit fruits to double.
I grinned while Pef explained in my mind supply and demand, and why too many people wanting to buy something made the price skyrocket. Could this also apply to my milk? Considering I sold my milk at 300 spirit stones per dose just hours ago... it was possible. All I needed now was a rich client, who would value my milk even more. Pef's mind lit up for a... scam? More like a fair price assessment by the market itself.
And since I have obtained the rights to explore the auction houses on behalf of my sect just today, this would be a good place to start.
"My lovely wives! From today onwards, our days of poverty are behind us! Your husband has discovered his own revenue stream, and he will provide for the family!" I proclaimed in my best glorious voice, making them blink in surprise.
"Alchemy, right?" Sakura asked curious, since in general alchemists did make good money with their pills. That was also hard work... and a form of exploitation of man by other men. The singular being me, and the plural, all other men who would eat my pills. No! If I was to be exploited, it would be by women! Only women would eat my products! That's how you solve socialism, mister Marx!
"Sure... let's call it alchemy. But the cauldron is my balls." I showed them, holding my ball sack in hand and weighing it like a greedy merchant.
"Milk? You want to sell your milk!" Mei exclaimed in outrage, since she got used to drinking my milk for free, while in captivity. Free women paid a fortune instead... how strange. I nodded promptly.
"Indeed! Just today, my milk was sold at 300 spirit stones per dose, to the Frozen Pavilion. My eyes are open now! I squandered so many resources on pleasure, when I could have been rich!" I continued in an agrravated voice, while Mei began to cry in despair.
"My milk... how could this happen? I am ruined..." she muttered, and sobbed on the floor, while the rest of my wives began to fume in anger.
"Husband... we married you for the milk. It's not fair!" Jin argued in a logical voice, and my wives all agreed in a unanimous nod.
"Don't worry too much. I will not over-supply the market with milk, that would be silly. The price would drop, just like regular milk. Farmers even spill their milk in a ditch, to keep the price high. I was raised on a farm, so I've learned the perils of milk overproduction!" I continued, juggling my balls in full view of my wives.
"That's the farm boy we know and love! Taking his milk to market..." Lina said with a happy voice, and my wives lit up, and began to giggle. The author's tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.
"Sniff... It's true. A small supply of milk is valued. But filling a cart with buckets of milk will not make you money. Hubby is right!" Lin argued in her own farm girl voice.
"Why not make pills, Pef Tian? Pills sell even better! Especially since you can make Tier 3 pills." Sakura argued instead. My women's eyes began to glow with greed, focused on my potential as a provider again. Damn it, Sakura! Don't ruin my plans.
"Hmmm. I may supplement my revenue with pills too. Plus, they go together well. A Tier 3 Alchemist selling wondrous Lotus Milk for women is more believable than a farm boy. Jin, you will handle the crafting part, both with jade boxes and preservation arrays for pills, and the new milk bottles, something special... small and delicate with a lotus symbol on them." I demanded with a flash of genius.
"I see... a rare product... you got smarter, husband!" Jin said in a cheerful voice.
"Lina! Your task will be to research past sells at auction. What pills, what prices, who were the buyers and so on. Sakura! Marketing is important too. I need poems to go with my products. A tiny card attached to my bottles, exulting the taste and fragrance, the rejuvenation of the lotus... and so on." I asked while pointing at my wives with a smile. My wives smiled back, glad to contribute to the family's rise to wealth.
"I could help too!" Lin argued and kissed my cheek in a tender manner.
"You can help by forming your Foundation first, my sweet wife. We will work on that too." I said in a loving voice, then bullied her naked boobs for a minute.
"What can I do?" Mei asked as she stood back on her chair. I measured the spy girl for a minute.
"You can help with fashion, Dark Sister. High heels, stockings... and other female accesories. There's paper in that drawer, I want a dozen models for each of you!" I commanded with a grin. Sakura's smile froze for a second, then she sighed.
"Are they to be for indoor or outdoor use? What colors?" Mei asked in a professional voice.
"Both, and varied colors. Black and red at least, white and blue can work too." I said with a fleeting grin. My pretty flowers will have a worthy vase to hold them, just for my viewing pleasure. Na Gong arrived too, and simply nodded to the other women, before noticing the naked boobs fashion.
"Is this what youngster fashion is these days? Tea and boobs?" she murmured in confusion, then untied her green robes to reveal her mature boobs and sat beside Sakura.
"I am Na Gong, also Pef Tian's wife. I heard you are a trophee wife from the Frozen Pavilion?" Sakura sighed and nodded.
"Yes. The Venerables dug out an old custom of the sect, just for our husband. Who knew he was skilled with a sword too... I lost in one second." the Frozen Elder mused in a wistful tone.
"Old custom or not, you had to agree to the marriage. I've read of such practices, and they are meant to verify the quality of the husband, not the willingness of the wife." Na Gong said with a sneaky voice.
"Yeah... it was a bit rushed, but I don't regret it. Pef Tian is a wonderful husband, in bed and out." Sakura said with a loving voice, and glanced at me under her eyelashes. My balls churned at her hot gaze, almost ready for a new battle in my favorite arena.
"Look at us! All these pretty women, for a single man. He's a lucky scumbag..." Lina muttered to herself, then sipped tea with an innocent face.
"There's one more, but she's occupied for now. You'll meet her once we leave the sect. I have to complete Elder missions from now on, and I can take you with me. Explore the world a bit." I added with a wry voice.
"Another flower? Is she pretty? How strong is she?" Lin asked curious, and melted in my arms as I fondled her boobs.
"She is very much all of those. Also from the Frozen Pavilion." I said in a teasing tone, and winked at Sakura.
"Hubby... you're amazing." Lin whispered with an adoring voice. I nodded gently. I was quite amazing... for this small corner of the world. But wouldn't even qualify as an outer disciple in a large sect. Still a very long way to go.

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