Chương 10: Mission impossible

Reaching the Foundation is both very hard and very easy. I mean, most cultivators who try it die, so it is dangerous. But for someone like Tian, with more experience than 50 Venerables, it was too easy. In cultivation, setting the Foundation means only the beginning, the base on which you start to build the rest of your immortal life. This mattered a lot, since a weak Foundation could mean failing later, not even reaching the Core Realm.

On the other hand, waiting too long could mean the Foundation got ossified, which was even worse. Those old Seniors filling the Halls of the sect were all like that. They took too much time, and became stuck at that realm. They couldn't even try forming a Core, if their Foundation was calcified. You had to form the Foundation early, best if younger than 20 years old. But doing that also meant you lacked experience, and could easily fail and die.

There were other problems, like malformed meridians or special physiques which required rare resources to ascend, but I wasn't one of those. My milk just tasted better. Never heard of the Milkman physique, although it might be possible in a cultivation world. I might be the only one. Anyway, forming the Foundation required deep meditation and condensing the qi into a stable platform. Easy, like I said. Tian breezed through the process, although it took 3 days of closed meditation to finish for the outside world.

In my inner world, the three flowers just played rock-paper-scissors a few times, and done! Could have been done faster, if there was a single flower living in here. But anyway! Time to get my yellow robes and the adoration of the masses! Since I didn't have a metal sword, I just walked to the Disciple Hall, and poked the Senior Brother.

"I want 100 spirit stones, my bag and my yellow robes!" I demanded in a loud voice. The man opened an eye, then both, then his eyebrows flew up.

"I remember you! The Yin guy..." he yelled back.

"It works! See, I formed my Foundation!" I exclaimed and flared my qi a bit.

"But... where did you find?" he asked in a whisper. I winked and drew closer.

"I cannot tell you, Senior. Really. The white robes said so." I whispered in secrecy.

"Ah. Makes sense. Otherwise, everyone could do it." he sighed and took out a storage bag containing the necessary stuff for a new Foundation Disciple, including a Mortal-grade sword. I jumped on the sword and took off, since Tian knew too well how to fly the hoverboard. I did a grand tour of the Blue Lotus Sect, letting everyone see me, or at least hear my happy yelling, then landed at the Library. Time to get married! Elder Gong and Lina sat in a quiet alcove on the third flood, going over some old scrolls.

Very librariany of them. I sat beside Elder Gong, and kept quiet. It was a library after all.

"Pef... you look good in yellow." Lina whispered after examining me for a minute.

"I do feel good." I answered softly. Elder Gong grabbed my wrist and examined me in silence.

"Your Foundation is good. I almost expected some strange platform with tree foils or lobes." she said in a mild tone. Ah, she meant about my cultivation method. Well, Tian will have to adjust the next method too, unless I wanted to spend 100 years until forming my Core.

"So, what now, Elder?" I asked gently.

"Lina? Did you buy the dress?" the Elder asked her disciple.

"Yes, Master. Pef said he'll pay for it. So I need 250 stones..." Lina asked with a cute smile. This novel's true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. I took out a cloth bag with 281 spirit stones inside, then began taking back my 31 refund stones. Oh well. Let's give her one extra, in case she wants to pay for milk.

"I count 251 stones in there. Your husband is quite generous." Elder Gong spoke in approval and handed the bag to her disciple. Lina glared at me, deducing my intent with the extra stone.

"Scumbag."

"At your service, my dear wife..." I answered with a grin.

"Come with me, you two. No loud noises..." Elder Gong demanded as she led us to a special room that Tian remembered too well. Well, the room was the same, but the extra books and scrolls were moved away, and a large bed was installed instead. I guess the Elder knew how to prepare. We even had a stand with tea and fruits on the side, and a wash basin to clean up. Very professional, for a pleasure house, not a library.

"Master... this is a bit much." Lina noted at the changed room.

"It's not. Your friend Jin also worked hard to install a Concealment Formation around this room. Those old foggies sometimes enjoy spying on young couples..." The Elder said with a wry tone.

"... I'll thank her later then. I surely don't want being spied on." Lina muttered while blushing. And lastly, the Elder drew out a round metal plate with two fishes circling each other. I knew what that was, the Yin-Yang Formation. I nudged Tian in my mind, as the damn hero hesitated to act. Finally, he touched the plate, and pulsed his qi. The entire room got covered in a holographic Formation of hot and cold, which began to spin like a disco ball.

Elder Gong drew back, eyes wide in horror, as she realized she was trapped in the room with us. Too late, my dear Elder. You could use the forbidden words as a password, or instead a better Formation Master could simply activate the array with the right qi pulse.

"I don't feel anything. I thought there would be some aphrodisiac gas, Elder..." I spoke gently, but her eyes were already glazed with desire. I turned and Lina was the same... opening her yellow robes to get some air. Pef urged me to just go for it... before the spell broke. So I did. I embraced Elder Gong and squeezed her breasts, and she moaned, then dropped her green robes and kissed me hard. Lina was already on her knees, dragging my pants down to suck on my dick, without even asking.

I'll make her pay for milk later. For now, I enjoyed exploring Na Gong, who still looked appealing without the long robes. Like a mature woman, I guess. Only her jade skin was perfect, unlike mortal women. So, much better. To avoid getting friction burns, I dragged the women onto the bed, and let them have some fun. It was a bit creepy how the Formation controlled them, making them work in parallel with perfect accuracy, as if becoming sex puppets.

Some ancient genius must have worked for a century to program this Formation, and by the results, it only mind-controlled women. I should still have Tian look over that Formation plate and check it out for malicious code, but there was time for that later. Right now, I had two eager women in my bed, willing to do anything I wanted.

Pef took over, playing his hentai fantasies for hours and hours, then Pef Tian got a turn for a romantic encounter in a barn, then Tian finished off like a boss, since he already had the experience of tasting thousands of flowers, and sometimes many at once. It seems the aphrodisiac plot was much too common in this world. The fun ended while I still kept my dick in Na Gong's mouth, and let Lina rest on my chest.

Tired and groaning, Lina opened her blue eyes and looked at me, then down at her Master pacified with a dick in her mouth.

"Pef... what happened?"

"Eh? Why do you ask me? I woke up like this! And my back hurts..." I complained like a farm boy in a situation beyond his ears.

"Master will kill us..." Lina said in panic and began standing up. Elder Gong sat up too, and hugged Lina tight.

"How could you say that, Lina? It was my mistake... well. Something went wrong somewhere. I didn't get out in time."

"She drank my milk." I pointed at the milk dripping from the Elder's lip. Lina laughed and took out a spirit stone to shut me up.

"Damn poor boy. That's what you care about?"

"My milk, my money. I learned that on the farm. You can't drink without paying..." I muttered in a grouchy voice. Elder Gong laughed too, and licked her lips.

"It does taste good. Maybe next month I can taste it again..." she offered by herself.

"We should clean up. Damn it. I have milk everywhere, my hair is a mess!" Lina complained as she walked to the wash basin, dripping milk from every hole.

"I need water..." I muttered and sat down with a tired face.

"Dehydration! Lina, bring some tea. You can clean up later!" the Elder commanded in a professional tone, and began fusing about me, feeding me tea, then massaging my balls to get my blood working.

"The two of us were a bit much for him, right?" Lina whispered as she wiped my sweat with a wet towel.

"It was mostly me, I guess. A Core cultivator is harder to satisfy... poor boy. We almost killed him." The Elder whispered back in a worried voice.

"Hah. That was a wedding to remember, at least. Well, without the memories. I guess next time, I can do it by myself..." Lina said in an uncertain voice.

"You can, but remember, Lina. The Formation binds us now. We can have no other man." The Elder whispered to my new wife.

"I don't want another man. Pef Tian is fun. And his milk tastes nice." Lina answered and licked some milk off her hands.

"Indeed. I want some more milk... only a spirit stone is cheap." Elder Gong answered as I fell asleep. Mission impossible, complete!