Chương 73: Pef Tian never fails

With Quinhue and Minghue as twin sources of pure Yin, plus more sect Elders at Core Realm, my cultivation speed doubled, and I gained two levels in a single week. But the rush will slow down soon. I needed more Venerables with pure Yin to help me cultivate faster. Elder Dinghue was my favorite candidate, both because her name rhymed with her Nascent Soul Venerables, and because she had big boobs.

So, it was time to work for real and use Ling's eyes to try for a better Dao Vision pill, plus more Tier 2 Regrowth and the new Tier 3 Regeneration pills, using spirit beast lizards instead of mere animals. Also, a letter from Mei appeared in my ring, telling me I will enjoy what gifts Zhen was getting for me. Probably more venom, so not really. As I expected, making Supreme-grade Regrowth pills using Foundation lizard spines was much easier.

Didn't need too many anyway, and my supply of Tier 2 herbs was quite dry, but a handful of such pills were enough right now. Feeling a bit warm, I threw one of Ling's eye into the Emerald Cauldron, plus the needed five Tier 3 herbs and a cup of geomilk from my ring. The cauldron began to glow, giving me hope, then stopped. I took the new pill out, and the Dao pill was only high-grade. Basically a failure. Maybe Ling was not a big criminal like I thought. Elder Moon could use this pill then.

I went to drink more ice wine to cool off and think. Tian wasn't the type to make mistakes with a Tier 3 pill. What went wrong? My wives took care to empty my balls and leave me clear-headed. I was stronger as a cultivator. The Cauldron was... wait! The Emerald Cauldron... needed something? I examined the big ugly monster from all sides for a bit. On a hunch, I threw a thousand spirit stones into the Strange Fire in the heat box. The fire grew a bit brighter. I threw 10000 more. Even better, but getting expensive.

I threw 50000 spirit stones and rubbed my hands for luck. The fire changed colors, from red to orange. Pef's suspicions came true. This cauldron was a money sucking machine, feeding this fire for every pill. As if rare herbs or Venerable eyes weren't hard to find. I grumbled like miser and used Ling's other eye next. Orange fire should be good, right? With a happy roar, the monster cauldron burned bright and spat out my Supreme-grade Dao Vision pill. Yes! Elder Dinghue, you will be welcomed on the pure Yin list.

Now, the Tier 3 Regeneration. Hina and the rest would be indeed far sexier in my bed if their had all limbs. Just saying. Hina couldn't even wear stockings... the boobs were nice, but a man needs legs too, on their woman! I took out a vertebra from the rare snow lizard that Quinhue had found so hard. The bone itself should serve as a sympathetic link and help grow the new bone for the injured. The marrow was of course the source of stem cells, creating new limbs or even organs.

More Tier 3 herbs, some geomilk to let the lotus know I needed karmic help. Should work. Tian, you're in charge now! Make us a good pill! Slowly, the ingredients melted into paste, then the internal pressure of the cauldron compressed the paste into two pills at once! Happy, I flew up to collect my miracle... low-grade pills. Damn it. I went to drink more ice wine, and sobbed inward. Tian... you failure of an Alchemist! No matter. The proof of concept worked. I just needed practice. Tian was dead, I was alive.

Little Pef Tian in my soul, don't chew on Tian's flower! We still need his sword skills at least. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Damn it! I was truly living inside a sitcom, and my couch was filled with two idiots and a scammer. I glared at the ugly cauldron, and sacrificed 1000 spirit stones to the demon god. Then I tried again. Three low-grade pills... Tian! More is not better! Better is better... damn loser.

I growled in anger, and did 100 pushups in the hope of a power up. Then I tried again. Four low-grade pills! Four! Damn you demon god. I will skin you alive and write a poem to Alchemy in the future! I drew a deep breath and calmed down after this vile curse. Wash your neck and wait, demon god. And take my money! 50000 more spirit stones! The Strange Fire lit up and turned yellow. Yeah. Getting hotter or something. Everything in this world was color-coded. I sighed and threw four times the ingredients needed.

Yellow fire, don't let me down. I will drown you if you do! The cauldron began to glow for success, but I kept my soul steady. Alchemists celebrate after they see the pill, just like I do with fairies. And I knew I could make Tier 4 pills. I already did. So... do it again. Ding! I jumped up and grabbed the pills. 12 high-grade Regeneration pills. Not bad. I was about to say good, but it wasn't really good. A bit better, yes. A few Elders will return to duty today. But not Hina.

I wanted her new legs around my face, and my mouth buried into her happy Yin spring. Three-Yin spring! Work harder Tian! You love women too! Five times the ingredients. 50000 more spirit stones. Rub hands for luck. 100 more push-ups. And ready! The fire glowed hot, white-golden hot. This is your final form demon god? Bring it on! With enormous care, since I invested all my herbs and lots of cash, I guided the Alchemy like a real genius, making sure the paste was smooth, and everything mixed correctly.

The Emerald Soul Cauldron lit like a jade on fire, then a couple of soul gems cracked. Ding! 19 Supreme-grade Regeneration pills. Finally. I could cry... but I had to wash up and clean the room, drink some wine, then fall in my bed... Tian, you genius idiot! These things should not be discovered by a mortal wearing a cultivator's body. Or soul. Whatever it worked as. I'm sure Tian had learned this stuff, as a bumbling Core Realm cultivator following Master Wushang.

He took his name after that, and that's a big deal. Recognition, inheritance, call it whatever. The old man saw him as his child. Tian, I am your father! And you can't say: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I woke up much later, as Hua served me with loving eyes, and an even more loving mouth.

"Hey love. I wasted all my herbs, and most of my money on pills. On Tier 3 pills... no less." I admitted in a sad voice. Hua nodded with a motherly face, and gulped me deep, trying to reach her throat by herself. Kinda hard to do, without lots of practice. Just like Alchemy. I turned her over, and pressed her lovely face into my groin.

"Let your husband teach you. Relax, and think only of love. Pure, warm, soft love..." I whispered as my dick drilled deeper and deeper. Hua moaned on my dick, feeling sublime. I drew back a bit, and tried again. After 19 tries, she relaxed and my dick glided into her warm throat. Love was alchemy too. I turned us around, and began licking her spring, while she cautiously repeated our practice. After an hour or so, she managed by herself. Such a perfect wife! I wanted a dozen more like her.

My dick pulsed with love, and she drank it all. The Formation plate wasn't needed with her anymore, but for cultivation I still used it. Nothing much changed this time. Hua was just as loving and accepting before. Only the cultivation speed grew 100 times. I truly lucked out with her. Zhen was a bit better in bed, but far more difficult to manage. Anyway, time to drink and recharge myself. The Soul Transformation wasn't going to happen by itself. It did look easy for Tian, but the idiot forgot too much.

I might need more Alchemy to make sure my soul was strong enough. I used Hua as my fuck-doll, trying everything Pef dreamed of, then added Tian's weird experiences with that Sage lady who lost her purity for a sword duel. As if Tian could ever lose a duel. That woman probably wanted to get fucked and found a good reason as to not look easy. But yes, bending her knees sidewise and dragging her by the hair did create an exquisite sensation.

Luckily, I made some low-grade pills that should repair Hua back to health after this. Crazy Sage woman! The human body doesn't bend this way, not unless a house falls on you. I fed Hua said pill, and just kept her into a leg split to let her knees heal right. A Sage could heal this in a few seconds of self-mend meditation, but a Core Realm was fragile.

"Hubby... why do you fuck me so hard?" Hua mumbled as she began to awaken. Her knees must still hurt.

"It's only for training my love. You gained a level, right?" I deflected like a pro. Hua blinked and realized she did gain a level.

"Oh! Fuck me harder then..." she allowed with a normal cultivator's greed for power. I kissed her gently, and drew back.

"Stay like this on the bed, and heal yourself, my wife. I will fuck you hard next week, but now I have to go and heal a few Elders." I said and dressed like a proper Venerable before walking out.

"I thought you failed the pills..." Hua whispered as I closed the door behind me. Yea right! Pef Tian never fails.