Chương 35: Towproofing
The Tutorial Runs on Trash [A Salvage LitRPG] · whatdafunk · 180 chương · ~16 phút đọc · Tạo 04/07/2026
Juniper did not sleep after the field review. It tried. People leaned against walls and folded into borrowed chairs. Someone put a blanket over Murray and he kept muttering objections into it. Gloria sat on Unit Seven's bumper with both wrenches across her knees like ceremonial weapons. Rosa stood in the square, staring down the county road until the sky stopped looking yellow and started looking like ordinary bad weather. Mateo lasted eight minutes with his eyes closed. Then the warning returned.
Direct action authorized. Foreclosure convoy dispatched. Estimated arrival: 6 days, 20 hours, 11 minutes. Nothing about those words was loud. That made them worse. A countdown monster screamed. A tollbooth shot coins. A foreclosure convoy simply approached with paperwork, hooks, and enough confidence to make theft sound scheduled. Mateo stood up. Rosa noticed immediately.
"You saw it again."
"Six days, twenty hours." Gloria spat onto the pavement.
"Plenty of time to become a nightmare."
"Normal," Rosa said.
"I meant for them."
"Then proceed." They moved the command meeting into the Municipal Garage because City Hall smelled like wet paper, panic, and legal victory, which turned out to be a real smell. The garage smelled like oil, metal, coffee, and machines that had survived because someone angry loved them. Mateo preferred it. Lenora spread the No Scrap List map across a workbench. The blue lines still glowed faintly between nodes, but now the map had a dark edge around it where Null Harbor's direct action warning pressed from outside.
Murray rubbed his face.
"A foreclosure convoy can include asset seizure trucks, appointed custodians, private recovery contractors, sheriff liaison units, title examiners, and portable injunction kiosks." Darren raised his hand.
"Can I shock a kiosk?"
"Not if it is actively issuing an injunction."
"What about emotionally?"
"That is not a recognized damage category."
"It should be." Rosa tapped the map.
"They are coming to take assets. We make the assets difficult to separate." Sort the Pile opened before Mateo could ask for it.
Available materials: No Scrap List, Service Value Ledger, Route Asset Testimony, garage chain, parking boots, public works paint, hydrant caps, library catalog tags, water route valves, Appeal Stamp Potential assembly: Towproofing Plan Effect: binds mobile and fixed civic assets into documented dependency locks Cost: 3 Focus Risk: if overbuilt, emergency services may trap themselves"Towproofing Plan," Mateo said. Gloria leaned forward.
"I like that word."
"It says not to overbuild."
"I like it less." The trick was not making walls. Walls were obvious. Walls invited rams, court orders, and people with hard hats saying access. Juniper needed something stranger: a town where every truck, key, hose, map, generator, ledger, and door could prove it was currently holding something else alive. Rosa called it civic entanglement. Darren called it friendship crimes. A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.
Murray looked pained but did not correct him fast enough, which meant friendship crimes went onto the whiteboard. That made the garage laugh for the first time since Brineyard. It was not a pretty laugh. It came out cracked and mean and exhausted, the laugh of people who had been asked whether their home was worth more as scrap and had decided the question deserved bad handwriting. Someone drew a smiley face next to FRIENDSHIP CRIMES. Gloria added a wrench through the smiley face's head.
Horace labeled the drawing "Exhibit A: morale condition."
"Do not make me defend that," Murray said.
"You already love it," Darren said.
"I have Stockholm syndrome with exhibits." Mateo stood over the whiteboard and felt the shape of the plan stop being a joke. Friendship crimes was a stupid phrase, but stupid phrases survived panic better than perfect ones. People could remember it while tired. They could shout it across a street. They could ask, before moving anything, what is this thing friends with? That was the first towproofing rule. Nothing stood alone. The first lock went on Unit Seven. Not a chain around the wheels.
A chain would only invite bolt cutters and arguments about access. Gloria took a length of garage chain, three library catalog tags, a water route valve tag, and an old parking boot from a closet labeled DO NOT USE UNLESS DESPERATE OR PETTY. She bolted the boot to Unit Seven's rear axle, then ran the chain through a bracket welded to the mobile water pump cart. Horace attached the catalog tags.
"Vehicle temporarily cross-indexed with water distribution, medical waste pickup, and emergency records transfer." Murray stamped the tag.
"That sentence hurts me less than expected." Mateo stamped the chain. RECEIVED. Blue light flowed through the links. Unit Seven's dashboard flickered with a new icon: a tow hook inside a circle with a line through it. Dependency Lock established: Unit Seven / Water Pump Cart / Records Transfer Warning: improper movement may create service interruption hearing"A hearing?" Darren said.
"On the street?"
"If they tow it," Murray said, "they have to admit what they interrupted."
"I love making enemies explain themselves." The second lock went on the garage doors. Not barricades. Receipts. Maya, Althea, and two runners taped work orders across the roll-up doors in a grid. Every order linked a repair to a living service: bus brakes for clinic runs, generator belts for food storage, tire patches for water pickup, ladder rack repair for library roof access. Gloria hated the mess until she realized the grid let her see every active repair at once.
"This is disgusting," she said.
"Keep it." The third lock went under the streets. Lenora and Niko went block by block marking the route with public works paint. Blue lines connected hydrants to shelter kitchens, trash stops to clinic access, bus detours to food distribution, and alleys to record delivery paths. It looked less like a map than a nervous system learning to glow. People joined without being asked. Mrs. Alvarez brought sidewalk chalk and drew arrows to the houses where residents needed help moving bins.
Valerie sent food court workers out with colored tape. Dr. Patel marked the blocks where missed pickups became public health risk within twenty-four hours. Horace sent library volunteers with index cards because Horace believed every apocalypse improved when properly labeled. By noon, Juniper looked like a town covered in helpful graffiti. The fourth lock went into people's pockets. Horace and Maya set up a folding table outside the library and issued dependency cards.
Each card was an index card with three blanks: item, use, backup. If someone carried a tool, a key, a radio, a medicine crate, a fuel can, or a stack of forms, they wrote down what it served and who could use it if they dropped. It was annoying. It was slow. It also turned out to be the first time half the volunteers knew who else depended on what they carried. A teenager named Eli discovered his "random extension cord" was the only long cord that could reach the gym's east hallway lights. Mrs.
Vance discovered the thermos everyone mocked was keeping Dr. Patel's sterilized water warm between clinic runs. Darren discovered he had accidentally become backup power for four different things and asked whether that made him a utility.
"A badly regulated one," Althea said. Darren looked proud anyway. Maribel Quince had not left. She sat on the City Hall steps with her black portfolio closed, watching the work with a cup of basement-adjacent coffee in both hands. Mateo found that unsettling.
"Are you allowed to watch us prepare against the trust?" he asked.
"I am required to observe field conditions until my report transmits."
"When does it transmit?"
"When the road allows it." He looked at the county road. It shimmered faintly, gray at the surface and yellow underneath.
"That sounds bad."
"It is inconvenient."
"Do you ever use words like terrifying?"
"Only in footnotes." The Front Desk Anchor rang inside City Hall. One bell. Two. Three. The Towproofing Plan flashed across Mateo's vision. Perimeter contact detected. Unknown vehicle entering mapped dependency zone. Classification: scout / appraiser / recovery advance Everyone turned toward the east road. A small tow truck rolled into view. It was not the convoy. It was too early, too clean, and too alone. Its cab was white. Its boom was black.
On the door, where a company name should have been, someone had scraped the paint away until only a pale rectangle remained. The driver parked just outside the first blue route line. A thin man stepped out wearing work boots, mirrored sunglasses, and a county visitor badge with no name on it. Advance recovery scout detected. Title: Asset Locator Threat: marks towable objects for later seizure The Asset Locator lifted a camera. Every object in Juniper that could be moved shivered. Unit Seven's engine growled.
The scout smiled like he had just found a parking space.
"Morning," he called.
"Just here to take pictures." Rosa stepped onto the blue line.
"Then," she said, "you can start with your own license plate."
