Chương 2: Sort the Pile
The Tutorial Runs on Trash [A Salvage LitRPG] · whatdafunk · 180 chương · ~38 phút đọc · Tạo 04/07/2026
The first rule of surviving the apocalypse, Mateo decided, was that everyone immediately wanted a manager. This was unfair because humanity had spent the previous thirty minutes proving it did not deserve one. Sixty-three people stood inside the Juniper Municipal Transfer Station, breathing hard, staring at the Civic Barricade, and waiting for someone else to explain what came next. Beyond the wall, Shard-Bags scraped along the street like broken dishes with ambition.
Inside the wall, the newly stabilized sanctuary smelled like wet cardboard, ozone, diesel, burnt hair product, and vending machine chips. Mateo sat on an overturned bucket with his upgraded pry bar across his knees and one official headache wrapped around his skull like a city contract. Murray stood in front of him.
"Ruiz," Murray said, "we need a plan."
"We?" Mateo asked. Murray's supervisor shirt had lost two buttons and gained a smear of conditioner from Bay Three. He still had his badge clipped to his belt. The badge read MURRAY KLINE, OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR, which meant either the old world had not ended completely or it was being very funny on the way out.
"The window named you Primary Authority Holder," Murray said.
"It also called me stubborn."
"That part was accurate." Rosa, standing beside the scale booth with a clipboard she had stolen from somewhere, said, "Careful, Murray. Compliments create liability." Murray ignored her.
"The next wave arrives in eleven hours and fifty-two minutes. People need direction." Mateo looked past him. A mother was trying to calm two children under the awning by the office. Mrs. Vance, the retired electrician, had taken apart a dead forklift's battery panel with the expression of someone who had waited years for society to stop saying no. Niko Petrov was moving pallets into a line with three warehouse workers.
Evan Holt, the twelve-year-old from the bus shelter, had found the station's visitor log and was writing names in neat columns. Rosa had already labeled one column INJURED, one column SKILLS, and one column USELESS BUT LOUD. Murray's name was currently under review.
"Fine," Mateo said.
"Plan. Water, boundary, injured, watch, inventory. In that order." Rosa wrote it down.
"Look at you. Civic collapse made you concise."
"Temporary condition." A blue window unfolded in front of Mateo. SANCTUARY MANAGEMENT UNLOCKED Juniper Municipal Transfer Station - Level 1 Sanctuary Residents: 63 Morale: Shaken but breathing Boundary Integrity: 41% Water: Critical Food: Poorly documented Sanitation: Ironically endangered Available Skill: Sort the Pile"It has opinions," Mateo said. Rosa leaned in.
"Sanitation is ironically endangered?"
"The blue window is developing tone."
"Or reflecting yours."
"That is worse." Mateo focused on the new skill. SORT THE PILE Class Skill - Salvage Authority Effect: Rapidly classify loose salvage, hazards, tools, and usable materials within claimed territory. Secondary Effect: Residents assigned to sorting tasks receive basic hazard prompts. Warning: May reveal what people thought was acceptable to throw away.
"Finally," Rosa said.
"Magic for judging people." Mateo stood. His knees objected. His headache objected louder. The trait window pulsed once. Stubborn Civic Employee active. Focus recovery increased while performing necessary, thankless work.
"Necessary and thankless," Mateo said.
"It knows the job description." He raised the Token Hook. The transfer station answered. Not with a voice. With weight. Mateo felt the yard in layers: the jagged mountain of construction debris by Bay One, the wet cardboard packs by Bay Two, the Shear Hulk corpse collapsed in Bay Three, the row of appliances near the south fence, the office cabinets, the dead trucks, the broken pallets, the illegal salon pile, the employee break room with its expired oatmeal packets and one tragic jar of instant coffee.
He activated Sort the Pile. Blue labels erupted across the yard.
STRUCTURAL: Rebar, pallet rack, refrigerator doors, steel shelving, truck panels SHARP: Glass thread, bent scissors, snapped ceramic tile, exposed nails ELECTRICAL: Forklift batteries, copper wire, breaker box, vending machine guts WATER-ADJACENT: Office cooler, restroom line, rain barrels, sealed beverage stock FOOD: Vending machine snacks, break room oatmeal, emergency protein bars, suspicious lunch bags HAZARD: Bleach, ammonia, aerosol cans, salon chemicals, mold bloom ABSOLUTELY NOT: Unknown bucket behind Bay Two"Why is the bucket labeled that?"
Evan asked from behind him. Mateo lowered the pry bar.
"Because some questions are traps." Evan wrote ABSOLUTELY NOT on the visitor log.
"Do not make a category for it," Mateo said.
"Too late." Rosa clapped her hands once.
"All right. Everybody who can stand, listen up. We have twelve hours to become less edible." The crowd turned toward her. Rosa had been dispatch for eight years, which meant she could make a room full of grown adults feel like they were blocking a driveway. She pointed to the office awning.
"Injured under there. If you have medical training, first aid, sports tape knowledge, or a personality that does not make injured people worse, go there. If you can lift, Niko has pallets. If you can count, Evan has names. If you can argue, save it for the monsters." A man in a suit raised his hand. Mateo recognized him from Juniper Avenue. Lightning Broker, customer-service edition.
"I selected a rare offensive class," the man said.
"I should be on defense." Rosa looked at him.
"Name?"
"Darren Pike."
"Darren, can your rare offensive class stop those glass things outside the wall?" Darren adjusted his tie, which had outlasted the apocalypse better than his judgment.
"It is on cooldown."
"Then your rare offensive class can move pallets until it feels refreshed." Niko grinned.
"I have opening." Darren looked offended but went, because everyone had seen Rosa throw a fire extinguisher at a monster and nobody wanted to be the softer target. Mateo moved to the Shear Hulk corpse. The mini-boss had collapsed across a slick spread of broken mirrors, chair legs, cardboard tubes, wire bundles, scissors, and enough hair product to make the whole bay smell like a salon had died with confidence. Blue labels clustered over it like flies.
Shear Hulk Remains Recoverable: Glass Thread x9, Rotary Wire x3, Dryer Hood Shell, Chem-Gel Slurry, Civic Token Fragment x2, Hulk Core x1 Hazard: Animated residue possible Recommended action: Harvest carefully"Animated residue possible," Mateo read aloud. Mrs. Vance looked up from the forklift battery.
"That means it wiggles."
"Does it?"
"Everything means it wiggles now." She had introduced herself as Edith Vance, retired electrical contractor, grandmother of four, widow, and "not interested in dying in a garbage yard because the sky got theatrical." The Tutorial had given her the class Arc Hand, which sounded like she should be launching lightning. So far, she had used it to test batteries, weld a hinge, and threaten a vending machine into returning change. Mateo liked her immediately. He hooked the Shear Hulk's dryer hood shell and pulled.
The corpse resisted. Not physically. Conceptually. The pieces wanted to become a monster again. He felt the pattern tugging them inward: sharp things to arms, reflective things to eyes, chemical things to anger.
"Rosa," he said.
"Bad?"
"The pile wants a rematch." Rosa lifted the second fire extinguisher.
"Of course it does." Mateo used Sort the Pile on the corpse. Labels snapped into sharper categories. The monster's remains stopped being one bad idea and became many smaller bad ideas. Dryer hood. Wire bundle. Mirror shard. Chemical gel. A glowing lump the size of a grapefruit pulsed under three chair legs. Hulk Core. He claimed it. The remains screamed. Not loudly. Not with lungs. Every shard scraped at once. Every wire tightened. The entire corpse tried to sit up. Mrs. Vance hit it with a bolt from both hands.
The air cracked. Rosa sprayed the chemical slurry until the gel foamed white. Mateo drove the Token Hook into the glowing core and yanked. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. The core came free. The corpse collapsed for good. Hulk Core acquired. Crafting component: Unstable construct heart Uses: Boundary upgrade, powered tool, bad idea with consequences"We are not using it for the third one," Rosa said.
"I had not suggested it."
"Your face likes buttons."
"My face is tired." Behind them, someone shouted. Mateo turned. At the south side of the yard, two men were climbing the inner fence. One had a backpack. The other had a golf club. They were not trying to get in. They were trying to get out. Rosa cursed. Niko dropped a pallet. Murray yelled, "Hey! That is a controlled boundary!" because apocalypse had not taken the operations manual from his heart. Mateo ran. The men reached the top of the chain-link. Outside, Shard-Bags stirred along the alley.
The sanctuary pressure held them back from the fence, but Mateo did not know what happened if living people crossed out.
"Stop!" he shouted. The man with the backpack looked down. He had a shaved head, a bloody bandage around one forearm, and the wild, furious eyes of someone who had decided fear was proof he was right.
"My wife is two blocks away," the man said.
"I am not waiting here for trash magic."
"What is your name?"
"Don't manage me."
"I am not. I am asking your name before you die in front of us." The man flinched. The one with the golf club swung a leg over the fence.
"We can run."
"You cannot outrun glass in sandals," Mateo said. He knew how he sounded. Like Murray with better facial hair. Like someone asking a man to be reasonable while his family might be screaming down the street. He lowered his voice.
"My route is outside too," he said.
"People I know. Streets I know. I get it. But if you go now, alone, you become two problems. If we organize, we can send teams."
"When?" the backpack man demanded. The countdown to the next wave hovered above them. 11: 41: 03. Too long for a husband. Too short for a sanctuary. Mateo hated both answers.
"Two hours," he said.
"We stabilize water and gate integrity first. Then rescue routes. Give me her address. I will put it on the board."
"The board?"
"Yes."
"What board?" Rosa asked, arriving beside him. Mateo looked at the office wall, where an old cork board held faded safety notices, a pizza coupon, and a poster reminding workers that PPE was everyone's responsibility.
"That board." CIVIC NOTICE BOARD AVAILABLE Spend materials to create sanctuary request system? Required: Cork Board, Marker, Civic Token Fragment x1, Focus x1 Effect: Residents may register urgent needs, skills, hazards, and rescue requests. Authority Holder gains sorting prompts.
"Convenient," Mateo said. Rosa squinted.
"Your blue window heard us?"
"Apparently civic bureaucracy is now magical." The backpack man stared between them. His jaw worked. Finally, he climbed down on the inside.
"Nina Cole," he said.
"Apartment over the laundromat on Tenth. She was home sick." Evan appeared with the visitor log.
"Spell Nina with one n or two?" The man looked at him like he had forgotten children existed.
"One," he said. Then, quieter, "My name is Marcus." Mateo nodded.
"Marcus. Two hours. I will not pretend it is enough." Marcus stepped away from the fence. The man with the golf club followed. Rosa exhaled.
"You just promised rescue routes."
"I promised to organize them."
"That distinction will comfort everyone when the monsters start billing us."
"Put it on the board." They made the Civic Notice Board out of the cork board, two red markers, one Civic Token fragment, and Mateo's final tolerance for pretending anything was normal. Blue light washed over the office wall. The old safety poster peeled itself away and reattached below the board with a new heading. JUNIPER SANCTUARY NOTICE BOARD Registered requests: 0 Registered skills: 0 Known hazards: 4 Priority mode: Triage Evan took command of the marker.
"I am good at boards," he said. Rosa looked at Mateo. Mateo looked at Rosa.
"Assistant Clerk?" Rosa suggested. Evan straightened. The board flashed. Resident Role assigned: Assistant Clerk Evan Holt receives: Neat Columns, Panic-Resistant Pencil Grip Evan's eyes widened.
"I got a pencil grip."
"Use it wisely," Mateo said. By the end of the first hour, the sanctuary had names. Sixty-three residents became categories: injured, mobile, trained, terrified, useful, temporarily useless, child, elderly, loud, quiet, missing someone. The categories were not kind, but they were something to hold. A nurse named Imani Okafor took over the office awning and turned it into triage. Niko became Yard Lead without anyone voting, mostly because he was already pointing and people were already listening. Mrs.
Vance recruited three people to strip wire under her supervision. Darren Pike moved pallets with the expression of a nobleman exiled to agriculture. Murray hovered until Rosa handed him a marker and told him to write down every vehicle on-site with fuel, keys, and tire condition.
"That is not my area," Murray said. The Notice Board pulsed. Reminder: In a sanctuary, "not my area" is not a recognized emergency response category. Rosa pointed at the blue text.
"The board has spoken." Murray took the marker. Mateo tried not to smile because leadership required dignity and he was running low. Water was worse than expected. The office cooler held five gallons. The break room sink spat brown water for seven seconds, then air. The restroom line had pressure but not trust. Three rain barrels by the maintenance shed were half full. Vending machines provided beverages, but not enough.
A pallet of sealed bottled water sat in Bay Two, which seemed lucky until Sort the Pile labeled it: Bottled Water Pallet: 38 bottles intact / 71 bottles ruptured / packaging contaminated by mold bloom"Mold bloom?" Mateo asked. The pallet answered by moving. Green-black fuzz rippled under the plastic wrap. A bottle bulged. Another popped with a wet crack. Something inside the pallet exhaled. Imani, the nurse, looked over from triage.
"Tell me that is not our drinking water becoming a monster."
"It is not our drinking water becoming a monster," Mateo said.
"Thank you."
"It may be our drinking water becoming several smaller monsters." Imani closed her eyes.
"I preferred the lie." The pallet burst. Six moldlings rolled out like wet laundry with teeth. They were knee-high lumps of fuzz, plastic labels, bottle caps, and cloudy water. They made a noise like someone squeezing a sponge full of bad choices. Infestation detected: Moldling Level 1 Hazard: Contamination, minor acid, morale damage"Everybody back!" Mateo shouted. Darren Pike lifted both hands.
"My cooldown is over."
"Can you hit them without hitting the water?"
"Probably."
"That word is banned." The moldlings bounced forward. Mrs. Vance threw a spark. It sizzled across the wet concrete and made one moldling puff smoke, but it did not stop. Niko smashed another with a pallet board, splattering green slime across his boots.
"Acid!" Imani warned. Niko kicked his boot against the concrete.
"I hate magic water." Mateo scanned the bay. Nearby materials: Broken pallet boards, plastic wrap, ruptured water bottles, bleach, baking soda, steel drum, caution tape, office fan Suggested assembly: Containment Drum Cost: 3 Focus"Containment Drum," Mateo said.
"Yes." The steel drum rolled upright. Plastic wrap snapped around its rim. Pallet boards folded into a funnel. Caution tape whipped around the outside in bright yellow bands. The office fan bolted itself to the back and began spinning with no power source except blue spite. Mateo shoved the Token Hook forward. The fan sucked. Moldlings slid across the concrete, squealing in sponge language. One latched onto a pallet board. Darren finally used his rare offensive class.
A thin bolt of white lightning shot from his fingers, hit the moldling, ricocheted into the caution tape, and spelled the word OW in sparks.
"Did your lightning just complain?" Rosa yelled.
"It is a communication build!" Darren shouted.
"Communicate with the drum!" Mrs. Vance added a steady arc to the fan. Niko and two others used boards to push the last moldlings into the funnel. They tumbled into the drum one by one. Mateo slapped the lid down with the Token Hook. Infestation contained. Recovered: Mold Slurry x6, Clean Bottle Caps x18, Questionable Water x12 Sanctuary morale: +2 for not drinking that Everyone stared at the sealed drum. Rosa said, "We are labeling that." Evan wrote ABSOLUTELY NOT II on the Notice Board.
"No sequels," Mateo said.
"Too late," Evan said again. The fight cost time, but it gave them information. Mold could wake up. Water had to be inspected. The sanctuary could assign roles. People listened better after a contained disaster than before one, which felt like an ugly but useful human truth. Mateo used Sort the Pile again, this time with volunteers beside him. The skill pushed prompts into their vision when they touched materials.
"This board says structural," Darren said, holding up a pallet plank.
"Then put it with structural."
"This one says emotionally unstable."
"That is Murray's clipboard." Murray looked up.
"What?"
"Nothing." By mid-afternoon, the yard had lanes. Structural materials went by the north fence. Sharp materials went into bins marked DO NOT HUG. Food went to Imani for inspection. Electrical parts went to Mrs. Vance, who had already turned the scale booth into a workshop and the workshop into a warning. Water-adjacent materials went under Rosa's authority. Unknown buckets went nowhere because Mateo had placed a cone perimeter around them and declared them future Mateo's problem. Future Mateo was going to hate him.
The sanctuary window updated. SANCTUARY STATUS Residents: 63 Morale: Uneasy, organized Boundary Integrity: 53% Water: Critical, cataloged Food: Limited, cataloged Sanitation: Offensive but improving Notice Board: Active Next Wave: 09: 18: 22"Only fifty-three?" Mateo said. The Civic Barricade creaked. Outside the wall, the Shard-Bags had gathered into a loose ring. They were not attacking. The sanctuary pressure held them back.
But every so often, one scraped its glass fingers along the invisible line and left a trail of sparks. They were waiting. So were the people inside. Mateo found Marcus standing at the Notice Board, staring at the rescue requests. Nina Cole - Apartment over laundromat, Tenth Street, sick. Mr. Alvarez - pharmacy on Mason, last seen opening gate. Two daycare staff and seven children - Little Oaks, route unknown. Unit Seven - dead on Juniper, tools inside. The list grew faster than their ability to answer it.
"Two hours," Marcus said. Mateo checked the time.
"I know."
"You said two hours."
"I know."
"Then we go." Rosa, who had appeared because she had a gift for arriving before problems became paperwork, said, "We need water first." Marcus turned on her.
"My wife needs me first." No one spoke. Mateo looked at the board. Then at the barricade. Then at the people filling bottles from rain barrels under Rosa's supervision. There was no answer that did not hurt someone. A blue prompt appeared. ROUTE AUTHORITY AVAILABLE Your class recognizes Route 7 as partial claimed territory. Spend Focus to define an expedition route from sanctuary to known civic objective.
Recommended objectives: Water Tower, Pharmacy, Rescue Request, Unit Seven Recovery Warning: You cannot be everywhere. Choosing is leadership. Leadership is annoying.
"Oh, it is definitely using my voice now," Mateo said. Rosa read the prompt over his shoulder.
"Water tower gives everyone a chance. Pharmacy helps injured. Rescue request saves Nina if she is alive. Unit Seven gets tools." Marcus's jaw tightened at the word if. Mateo hated the prompt for being clear. Mrs. Vance joined them, wiping grease off her hands.
"Water tower is on the way to Tenth if you take Mason, cut behind the school, and avoid the underpass."
"Underpass?" Rosa asked.
"Bad electricity. I can feel it. Like a transformer learned religion." Niko approached with two crowbars over one shoulder.
"We send team. Small. Fast. Water tower first, laundromat second if route holds." Marcus looked at Mateo.
"I am going," Marcus said.
"You are injured."
"I am going." Mateo did not have enough authority to stop a husband and not enough cruelty to try.
"Then you follow orders," he said.
"No running ahead. No hero speeches. No climbing fences without permission." Marcus almost smiled. Almost.
"Fine." Rosa pointed a marker at Mateo.
"You are also not going unless your Focus stops being a sad number." Mateo checked. Focus: 9 / 14 Stubborn Civic Employee recovery active.
"It is less sad."
"That is not the same as good."
"Municipal standard." She muttered something unkind but accurate. They built the expedition kit in twenty minutes. Two pallet shields. Four sharpened sign spears. A coil of copper wire. One medical pouch from Imani. Bottled water that had passed inspection. A radio that only worked when it felt emotionally supported. The Token Hook. Mrs. Vance's battery rig, strapped to a rolling hand truck with bungee cords and prayer. Evan stood by the gate with the clipboard.
"Expedition team," he read.
"Mateo Ruiz, Salvage Authority. Rosa Medina, Dispatcher, no class listed because the window says pending. Edith Vance, Arc Hand. Niko Petrov, Load-Bearing Laborer. Marcus Cole, Civilian with bad arm. Darren Pike, Lightning Broker." Darren lifted a hand.
"Communication lightning."
"I wrote Lightning Broker," Evan said without looking up.
"Thank you." Rosa looked at Mateo.
"Darren?"
"He can zap things and move pallets."
"I dislike that being enough."
"Same." The Civic Barricade opened a narrow gap when Mateo touched it with the Token Hook. Beyond it, the street waited under the blue dome, full of stopped cars, broken glass, and monsters pretending not to watch. The sanctuary window updated. EXPEDITION ROUTE DEFINED Primary Objective: Water Tower Access Secondary Objective: Rescue Request - Nina Cole Optional Objective: Recover Unit Seven Route Difficulty: F+ and getting worse Time until next wave: 08: 47: 09"F plus?" Rosa said.
"That is almost encouraging."
"No, Mateo. That is how bad things dress up for interviews." Marcus adjusted the strap on his backpack. Mrs. Vance sparked once, a sharp blue-white snap between her fingers. Niko rolled his shoulders. Darren whispered something to his tie. Mateo stepped through the gate. The Shard-Bags turned toward him. For one breath, every scrap thing on Mason Street listened. Then, from the direction of the old water tower, a horn sounded. Low. Metallic. Too organized. A new blue message appeared across the sky.
NOTICE TO NEARBY SANCTUARIES Water Tower Node has been contested. Claimant: Sanctuary 19-A, Crown Mall Food Court Status: Toll declared. Unauthorized access will be repossessed. Rosa took in the message for a beat.
"The mall declared a toll?" Mateo tightened his grip on the Token Hook.
"Of course they did," he said.
"They had nicer trash."

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