Chương 21: Six Tiles and a Waiver
Keeper of the Infinite Archive [Cozy, Comedy, Mystery, Prog. Fantasy] · AsherVayne · 45 chương · ~18 phút đọc · Tạo 24/08/2026
Bart and Gregor stepped through the golden light of the portal. The plain white bathroom door vanished behind them with a soft whoosh and a familiar gurgle. The journey through the golden light had lasted almost 12 minutes. Gregor had eaten half a sandwich during the trip and claimed this proved they were travelling an extremely long distance.
The portal's 78% accuracy had delivered them to the correct complex, but 27 metres away from its visitor reception and 6 feet above the floor of an active decontamination chamber. They dropped onto the smooth white glass with Gregor's sandwiches intact and Bart's dignity slightly damaged. A soft blue light swept over them, and a set of frosted glass doors quietly slid open. A calm voice spoke from somewhere inside the wall. ORGANIC CONTAMINANTS DETECTED: 3 ½ SANDWICHES. Gregor clutched his pouch protectively.
"They are provisions." CLASSIFICATION UPDATED: HIGH RISK PROVISIONS. Gregor had spent the entire trip preparing himself for a dwarven city. He had fully expected to arrive in dark soot-covered underground mines filled with the deafening crash of hammers and the roar of open fires based on dwarves of his world. Instead, they stepped into a massive room that was brightly lit and sterile. The floors and walls were made of seamless white glass.
Instead of open fire pits, thick glass pipes ran along the ceiling, pulsing with glowing geothermal energy. To Bart, it looked like a hospital. Gregor, who had never seen a hospital stared around as though the dwarves had built an enormous temple.
"Is this a healing temple?" Gregor whispered.
"No," Bart said. Gregor studied the spotless white walls.
"Are you certain?"
"Not remotely." There were dozens of dwarves in the room, working with intense, quiet focus. None of them were covered in soot or held a hammer. They were all wearing pristine white lab coats, thin gloves, and protective eyewear. They stood at smooth white workstations, using magnifying glasses and tiny silver tweezers to carefully adjust delicate ceramic dials. The entire room seemed to hum with precise activity. Gregor stared at the clean, quiet dwarves. He looked at the tiny tweezers at the pristine glass walls.
"Excuse me," Gregor said loudly to a passing dwarf in a white lab coat.
"Where do you keep the anvils and the battleaxes?" The entire laboratory stopped, turned around and looked at them and you could hear even a pin drop. Every single dwarf was staring at Gregor now. Bart closed his eyes and took a slow, deep breath. The System had explicitly warned them about this. He stepped directly in front of Gregor and deployed his ultimate customer service voice.
"I sincerely apologise," Bart said, bowing his head slightly.
"He is a probationary junior acquisitions assistant. The junior part is doing a great deal of work. He lacks cultural awareness, formal education, and basic common sense. We are here to see the Custodian of the Founding Kiln Records." The passing dwarf glared at Gregor for 5 more seconds. Then, he smoothed the front of his white lab coat, adjusted his safety glasses, and pointed toward a frosted glass door at the far end of the lab.
"Down the hall. Last door on the right," the dwarf said in a quiet, crisp voice.
"And tell your assistant that my grandfather forged an axe once. He brought great shame upon our entire family." The office of the Custodian was just as clean and perfectly organised as the lab. Behind a polished white desk sat a dwarf with impeccably braided silver hair and thin wire glasses. Her nameplate read: Custodian Mera Pell. She was incredibly polite, but her posture was completely rigid. She did not ask them why they were visiting or offer small talk.
"Keeper," Custodian Mera Pell said, giving a stiff nod.
"Your outbound acquisition manifest arrived 11 minutes before you did. It requested 6 Veyric Memory Porcelain tiles and 1 pressure rated beverage brewer capable of containing extreme magical concentration." Bart frowned. He had not personally filed an acquisition manifest. Apparently, the Archive System had done it for him. That was either extremely efficient or deeply concerning. Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. Mera stood up and walked to a side table.
She picked up a wooden crate lined with soft padding and placed it on her desk.
"Six tiles of Veyric Memory Porcelain," the Custodian said.
"Perfectly calibrated for structural containment." She pushed the crate toward Bart. Then, she reached under her desk and brought out something much smaller, setting it gently next to the crate. It was a sleek, beautiful coffee brewer. It was made of shining white porcelain, trimmed with polished copper, and connected to a small glass brewing chamber.
"The Veyric Pressure Brewer," Mera announced.
"As requested." Bart stared at it and his heart actually skipped a beat.
"It is constructed from temperature memory porcelain," Pell explained.
"It remembers the exact heat and pressure required for a perfect brew. It will never burn the beans or melt. It will outlast your lifespan." To prove her point, Mera inserted a sealed test capsule into the glass chamber and poured in a precisely measured amount of water. Then she pressed a small copper button. The brewer hummed. A tiny vent opened on the side, releasing a puff of steam. A narrow stream of dark coffee filled a tiny white testing cup. The smell of perfect, rich coffee filled the office.
The Custodian lifted the tiny cup, checked the colour against a printed calibration card, and poured the perfect coffee into a disposal sink. Gregor watched the dark liquid disappear down the drain.
"Was it dangerous?" the thief whispered.
"No," Bart said quietly.
"That is what makes it worse."
"The containment tiles qualify under the emergency restoration provisions of the original Archive commission," Mera said.
"Your System classified the brewer as essential staff welfare equipment." Bart stared at her.
"Apparently, the Infinite Archive considers caffeine part of structural recovery."
"Your Archive submitted the classification," Mera replied.
"I merely approved it. No immediate payment is required. Please." She slid a neat stack of transfer papers across the desk, then positioned the glowing brewer directly beside the signature line. It was didn't seem subtle. The dwarf was attempting to bribe a librarian with coffee. Bart resented it almost having worked.
"Sign the forms, take the crate, take the brewer, and have a safe journey back to the Infinite Archive," Pell said with a bright smile.
"We wish you a very good day." The offer was excellent. Suspiciously excellent!! Bart had worked in public service long enough to know that when an institution offered something quickly, freely, and without argument, the cost was usually hidden three pages later. Bart picked up the papers but did not proceed to sign them. He read the containment invoice first and transfer certificate then the 4 pages of conditions printed in increasingly smaller letters. The first three pages appeared ordinary. The fourth did not.
ACCEPTANCE OF CONTAINMENT ITEMS A-1 THROUGH A-6 CONSTITUTES ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT THE ORIGINAL COMMISSION SET IS COMPLETE FOR TRANSFER PURPOSES. RECIPIENT WAIVES ALL CLAIMS TO CENTRAL MEMORY COMPONENTS AND ASSOCIATED COMMISSION RECORDS. Bart read the paragraph again. He looked at the six serial numbers on the invoice. Then he looked at Custodian Mera Pell.
"I know almost nothing about the Veyric transfer law," Bart said.
"But I know what a waiver looks like. This paragraph asks me to surrender access to something you have not identified." Pell's polite smile tightened.
"It is a standard transfer language. The items must be accepted as a complete commission set. We cannot complete the transfer while the recipient maintains that part of the set is missing." Bart looked at the word complete.
"You are not asking me to acknowledge receipt," he said.
"You are asking me to acknowledge that nothing is missing." Bart placed one finger beneath the smallest line of text.
"What is the central memory component?" The Custodian's expression went completely still.
"The Master Memory Tile is not available for transfer."
"And where is this Master Tile currently stored?"
"That information is restricted."
"Then I am requesting access to the records governing that restriction." Mera's friendly demeanour vanished instantly. The polite, helpful dwarf was gone.
"Access denied," the Custodian said flatly. She opened her desk drawer and removed a heavy piece of black paper.
"A sealed directive arrived shortly before you did," she said.
"It instructed this office to enforce the original commission restriction." She placed the old order on top of the transfer forms.
"The Original Commission Archive is permanently sealed under the authority of the original Infinite Archive commission, by direct order of Keeper #4, 091," Pell stated.
"You have no jurisdiction here." Bart looked down at the black paper. Across the upper corner, four pale words still glowed. RECEIVED: EIGHT MINUTES AGO This was not merely an old restriction gathering dust in a drawer. Someone had activated it after Bart entered the portal. At the bottom of the page, glowing with a faint, cold light, was a jagged blue symbol. Bart reached into his satchel and pulled out the reconstructed catalogue record for Rickard's cookbook. He placed it next to the black paper.
The seals matched. Not just approximately or stylistically. They were the exactly same authorisation. Keeper #4, 091. Someone had known he was coming. Someone had pointed Mera towards an old Keeper's authority and told her exactly how to use it against him. Keeper #4, 091 had erased Albert's final memories, and now someone was using his authority to keep Bart away from the records that might explain why. Bart gently pushed the perfect coffee brewer away from the signature line.
He spoke in the calm, patient voice he had once reserved for patrons who believed written policy was optional.
"Please provide a complete and current copy of the Veyric Archival Bylaws, including all commission access, succession, and revocation procedures." Mera blinked behind her wire glasses.
"Excuse me?" Bart reached up and slowly removed his glasses, folding the frames with a deliberate, dramatic click. He picked up his pencil. He knew almost nothing about Veyric archival law. But he knew institutions. Institutions had rules. Rules had definitions. Definitions had exceptions. And exceptions were simply loopholes waiting for a librarian.
"Give me the rulebook," Bart said in a low, flat voice.
"We are going to do this properly." Beside him, Gregor suddenly felt the bizarre, inexplicable urge to scream YEAH! at the top of his lungs.

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