Chương 158: Perfect wife
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~18 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
Feeling a bit like Santa Claus, I sat down and embraced my children, asking them what they wanted for Christmas. Looking at their smiling faces and healthy bodies, being raised in a cultivation sect has been good for them. Many of them also had a few levels in Qi Gathering, as their mothers took care of teaching them the very basics.
"Flying! Fishing! Hunting beasts!" and so on, the kids responded with childish voices. I grinned and took them all up on a flying cloud, and went to hunt a few beasts outside. While we did that, I examined their meridians and physiques, hoping for at least one Sacred Body. Sadly, no such luck, barely a hundred Yin meridians among the girls, and a single Fire meridian in a boy. Suna's boy, if my Sage senses were not wrong. Still, a hundred rare meridians out of three hundred kids wasn't a bad deal.
Statistically, this was already a major event, even though my cultivation when I conceived the kids wasn't very high. As a Sage, my next children should have much better chances of receiving a rare meridian. A bit later, we landed in a forest to camp and roasted a few Foundation beasts, with me telling camp fire stories to the mesmerized children. Luoli appeared beside me, quiet as a ghost, and examined the kids with expert eyes.
"Here, have some fried liver, Luoli. Is good for..." I said in a kind voice, when enlightenment and memories struck all at once. Liver! B12 vitamins? Not only a cure for hangovers, but critical in treating cyanide poisoning. I already had proof of concept with my early Tier 1 Mineral pill, which was made by the thousands now in the Alchemy Hall for new disciples arriving with weak and vitamin-deficient bodies.
I sliced a Foundation beast's liver and took out my cauldron, showing off my Alchemy pills to the curious kids. In a few tries, I had a Tier 2 Vitamin pill, in Supreme-grade.
"Inventing new pills, out in the woods?" Luoli asked while examining my pill. I nodded and ate the pill, then circulated my qi. Huh? Using a beast's liver made the pill useful for body cultivation, something I kinda neglected in my race to reach Dao King as fast as possible. A few more pills like this, or one in pure-grade, and I could reach the first realm in body cultivation! I kept cooking, making a hundred more Tier 2 pills until I managed to craft a pure-grade pill.
"Yang Tian, eat this!" I asked my first son. The young boy ate it without question, then began sweating black sludge though his skin as his body got purified of mortal pollutants. Skin Tempering too, crossing into the next body cultivation tier with a single pure pill. Luoli looked a bit strangely at me.
"Did you just invent a new kind of body cultivation?" She asked while cleaning my stinky kid with a wave of her hand. I could do the same with a Skin Cleaning talisman, but Luoli only used her spell intent.
"I suppose I did. You know I am an alchemist and doctor in this life." I answered with a grin, and made a few more pure Vitamin pills for myself and Luoli. In a minute, we were both sweating out black impurities through the skin, and gained out own first realm of body cultivation, without years of being beat up with iron rods or getting boiled in medicinal baths.
"What do you need to make higher tier pills?" Luoli asked after cleaning me and herself of the stink. I shrugged and looked at the kids holding fried meat in their greasy hands.
"If you want to help, I will need a dozen more Foundation beasts, preferably boars, deer or sheep types. And a Core realm beast too." I added with a smile. Luoli blinked, then glanced at the surrounding kids. Then she flew away.
"Dad! I feel ten times stronger now!" Yang Tian yelled and punched the ground to make a little hole.
"Yes, the first levels of body cultivation do increase your strength and durability quite a bit. Not ten times though. Not until you finish cultivating the muscles, bones and marrow." I explained patiently, and began making more Vitamin pills. This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author's work. With pure-grade pills, I wasn't worried about the kids suffering from adverse effects and pill toxicity, because there were none.
"Dad? How strong are you?" Yang asked while I was cooking more pills.
"Hmmm. Perhaps ten times stronger than you, if you're asking about my body." I answered with a shrug. I could lift 500 kilograms using only my body, which was kinda the peak of the human body. Add my qi and I could already juggle two mountains though. The kid frowned, and poked the hole he made with his fist.
"I expected you to be a million times stronger..." he said in a disappointed voice.
"I didn't focus on body training at all. Only qi cultivation and alchemy. My qi is at least a billion times stronger than yours, my son." I answered with a calm voice, when Luoli returned with a herd of sheep in Foundation realm, and a big ram with golden fleece. It took Luoli an hour to learn to make the Tier 1 Mineral pills, and then until morning to make Tier 2 Vitamin pills, which wasn't bad at all. My new wife was really talented at alchemy as well.
The kids had fallen asleep by then, while I worked on inventing a Tier 3 Vitamax pill. Just the liver of a beast was not enough, but I did have a ring filled with rare herbs from the pyramid. Spinach, lettuce, sunflowers, walnuts, brown rice and of course: sheep liver. All perfect sources of B vitamins, among other nutritious components. It took a dozen tries, then even more to prefect the pill into Supreme-grade, and only the last pill emerged in pure-grade, just as the early sun rays fell on our camp.
Luoli was glowing with her Eastern Purple Qi body, absorbing the special morning rays like a wind tunnel, made of purple light. Hers was not a defective Sacred Body, like the Six-Yin of Siao and Yao Chen, or the Violet Qi of Violet Bloom. Quite the contrary, in fact. The Sun provided a daily influx of concentrated cultivation, for 10 minutes of or so.
But she also had the rest of the day and night to focus on other things, best used to study Formations or talismans, while still cultivating 10 times faster than someone cultivating all day and night. It was unfair. So unfair! Opening her eyes after the morning sun ended, Luoli smiled at me.
"Another week, and I'll gain another Sage level! You really pushed me forward quite a bit, husband." she spoke with a proud voice, and came to hug me tight. My balls were also recharged and full of milk. I snapped my fingers, and Blue Rose displaced me and the kids back into the Frozen Pavilion, leaving Luoli to fly back on her own. It was a bit mean, but Luoli was a Sage and returned in a few seconds.
My wives stared at each other over my head, then Rose smiled and knelt in front of me to suck dick and extract her milk tithe.
"You live such a blessed life, Pef Tian! With a snap of your fingers, a Dao King is willing to kneel before you and suck your dick. Just wait until I regain my... nevermind." Luoli grumbled as other women entered the courtyard, eager to suck dick as well. My wives were present of course, but other sect Elders have come as well, likely having heard about Elder Tang ascending to Nascent Soul yesterday. I didn't mind, I had enough milk for all of them now.
Plus, enjoying women's love while also helping them grow and ascend was a dream job indeed. I was indeed blessed in this life.
"Luoli, go bring me some Tier 4 and 5 beasts, but only if they have edible livers. Salmon, trout, chicken... you know what kind." I demanded while holding Rose and face-fucking her like a milk maid starved for milk. My wife glared at me, then sighed and flew off. I served Rose her morning milk, then took Qin Lin for a spin. My first wife was eager to drink my milk, and moaned loudly as my dick plowed into her wet mouth and throat.
A bit later, I fed Lin a pure Vitamin pill, and let her rest and sweat out her impurities. Even this simple procedure would be enough to increase Lin's ascension chances by 20%, not to mention making her skin better-looking and resistant to mortal-grade weapons even without qi. Sadly, using Alchemy for body cultivation meant that you always had to be a step behind, such as using Tier 2 pills to gain the first realm of body cultivation, then Tier 3 pills for the second realm and so on.
If you lacked pure-grade pills, that meant having to use more Supreme-grade pills to complete a realm, and thus ingest a lot of pill toxins. It wasn't a viable path after Saint Realm, but becoming immune to Tier 5 weapons wasn't bad. Maybe Luoli had some ancient body cultivation methods in her memories. That could also help. It's not that everything ancient is automatically better, but I did have that Yin-Yang plate as an example of ancient Formations that were now lost.
When time is a bottomless well, full of ancient Emperors and other immoral beings, it made sense to study the ancients for their wisdom. Perhaps one day, I will match and even outmatch their achievements, but that was a long way ahead. I couldn't even heal my sick wives yet. I had to get stronger. My eyes turned on Minghue, who was still a virgin. I grinned and took her in my arms.
"My lovely fairy. Your husband wants you. What do you say?" I asked while my free hand grabbed her Yin spring and began to fondle it fast.
"Hah! You want my purity? Take me. Take me hard!" Minghue answered with a horny voice, and split her legs in midair to allow me easy access. I kissed her for a long minute, waiting for her spring to flood, then plowed my dick into her wet spring, poking and kissing her womb while Minghue moaned in my mouth. Such a perfect wife!

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