Chương 134: Bronze Petunia

Sage Violet joined me in the bath, massaging my balls while I rested my head on her soft breasts.

"What happened, Pef Tian? How did that Mu girl fail her ascension? And don't tell me it's about love." she asked with a curious voice. I won't tell her a lie, of course.

"She insulted me, my parents and my farm. In that order." I answered with a flat voice.

"I see. You failed her intentionally then, unlike her sister. It seems you're not above being petty, famous fairy doctor." Violet whispered while kissing my ear gently.

"Your Dao Kings say anything else?" I asked instead.

"Not directly. Lots of outgoing missions though. Hundreds at once. Whatever you did with that Sage corpse kicked the bees up from the flower field." Violet added as proof of her loyalty. She wouldn't say anything about the sect's work otherwise. A new white glass bit arrived in my Yang ring. Yao Chen was extracted then. Even if the Purple Sands wouldn't know the true value of a Sacred Body, they still kept her as a valuable hostage or exchange good.

"I want to bring my wives here, Violet. But, only if I have a secure place for them. How can I make that happen?" I wondered with a wistful voice. The air shifted, and a blonde woman wearing bronze-colored robes joined me in the bathtub. Petunia smiled at the homely scene, then placed a soft hand on my wet dick, wet because it was underwater.

"You worked hard today, Pef Tian. Give us the room, Violet..." she asked my maid, who nodded and ran away.

"What now, Bronze Petunia? I'm sure you can make a hot tub easily for yourself." I asked with a digruntled voice, since I lacked the soft pillows. To my surprise, the Dao King undressed and replaced Violet, holding my head on her breasts and massaged my balls, but even better than Violet. Was I being seduced by a mature, sexy cultivator? Because it seemed very much like that.

"I don't want to die, Pef Tian. You must realize I didn't need a Saint Realm doctor to tell me that my lifespan is being consumed too fast." the blonde woman said in a gentle voice.

"If I had a Brahma Body like yours, and my immoral mind..." I answered with a joking voice, and relaxed in the hot waters.

"Lifespan pills, you mean? I thought of that, but I can't do it. Not babies... and especially not my own babies." Petunia said in a righteous voice. I sighed inward.

"You're being silly, Petunia. Did anyone propose that method? Plus, it wouldn't work on your cultivation. Even a Nascent Soul will barely get one year from that kind of pill. For you, it will be a day, at most." I said with a wince. Petunia sighed too, and kissed my ear, just like Violet did before.

"So, we get married and have a dozen babies? Will that method work?" she asked to make sure.

"Suck my balls first, and let me think. The Dao always gives a way out, you just have to be smart about it." I demanded while floating up and sitting on the bath's side. The blonde woman blinked, then took my balls gently in her mouth, while looking at my with hopeful eyes. Pef, you're next! Helped by the amazing feeling of the Sacred Body suckling my tired balls, I closed my eyes to think. Option one: get stronger faster. Use demonic women, and more Sages. Will save time, but probably not enough time.

Option two: feed Petunia more milk, and give her a baby every year for rejuvenation. It would mitigate the problem even more, but still not enough. Option three: invent a new pill. Expensive and time-consuming, and I wasn't even near a Tier 6 pill yet, while this problem might require a Tier 7 pill. Option four: explore the secret realm, find a hidden treasure. Risky and doubtful I will find the exact cure. Option five: bring Lin here, and use her special milk.

But Lin's level was much lower than mine, so we were back at option one. More cultivation. Option six... I opened my eyes, and patted the Dao King on her head.

"I have a way, but it will need Willow's complete support. And she doesn't like me much." This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. Petunia opened her mouth wide and extracted my balls, then kissed them softly.

"Even I can't figure out what's going on in your head, Pef Tian. What is the sixth option?" she asked with a wary voice. I took out a paper and wrote an oath. The heavy one.

"First things first. Recite the oath will all your heart. There are things out there which will kill you unless you do." I asked with a cute smile. Petunia read the paper and her eyes got wide and quite horrified.

"What is this? Why would anyone in their right mind speak this oath?" she wondered in confusion. I poked a finger in the water and drew three circles.

"The Heavens, with our world inside. The demonic plane, all around. And the Immoral plane, with the Myriad Daos." I said in a wise man's voice, and gently withdrew my qi, making the waves merge like a quantum superposition being decohered by an outside event. Petunia was smart, she had to be, to become a Dao King.

"All in the same spot, just like those flowers in your soul. I think I get it now. I have my own Dao Grotto, you know?" she asked rhetorically.

"Exactly. In fact, precisely like that. The oath is your outside link to me. I will need to invent a strong oath, but my Formation skills are low-tier 5 or worse. And I'm still only 19, in this life. I barely have time to cultivate at all..." I complained like a farm boy over his head in cosmic ontology. Petunia laughed and hugged me like a big sister.

"I know I am asking a lot. But I doubt even a Quasi-Emperor would know what you do. I've read the scriptures, and there's barely any hint of the wider universe around us. The Asgard must know more, but even Snowdrop barely gets any help from them, despite them being... so close."

"Number 4 on the Dao King beauty list? When top three is from Asgard? I would think so too..." I teased Petunia, who wasn't on the top 10 list at all.

"Scumbag... can't you think of anything else than beauties?" the blonde fairy asked while stuffing my face between her divine breasts. I raised a hand and pointed a finger at the floating paper, then grabbed her boobs in my greedy hands for my own pleasure.

"I guess I already tasted your balls. Your dick must be even better." she mused in a sad voice, then recited the oath, becoming my loyal wife. I held my eyes shut, as the glow of Heavens would burn them out otherwise. Thank you, Bodhi Lotus. I'll raise your child well. Petunia fainted in my arms, so I took her out from the bath and set her to rest in my bed, still naked. My maids gathered around, curious to see who was joining them.

"Is that our Elder, Bronze Petunia? She looks amazing for her age..." Sage Su asked first, recognizing her Dao King even without her special bronze-colored robes. Then again, blonde women were rare in this world. I bent low and licked Petunia's nipples for a minute.

"Petunia will get better with my milk, but yes. She looks prettier than any of you, despite being a million years older and quite sick as well. Naturally, I must care for her and heal her." I pointed out and covered Petunia's modesty with a transparent chiffon sheet.

"Naturally!" Xueyue commented with a knowing voice, then winked at me.

"Let her rest. My mind is unfettered now, so I can do some alchemy..." I added with a shrug, then put on the yellow robes and entered the side room where I worked my magic. Siao was also here, failing her puny Tier 4 pill for practice.

"How many Saints today, husband?" she asked innocently.

"Only 20 Saints. One failed... a princess from clan Mu." I said casually, and took out the Thousand Leaves cauldron to begin my own practice. Converting a million spirit stones into herbs, then herbs into pills, then pills into ten times as many spirit stones. No wonder Alchemists got so rich, after a point. The Rebuild pills were even cheaper to make, since I only needed the vertebra of a Tier 5 lizard as the main ingredient. Let's make 100 of them first, as a warm up. Ding! Ding!

My cauldron chimed happily, and even doubled the pills sometimes, which tripled my profits instantly. Siao glared at me for failing to fail even once, but I used my brains and the enlightenment tea exactly for this purpose. How to not fail pills, Pef Tian edition.

"How did you get so good, husband? I made a high-grade pill today. One!" she complained and came to hug me from behind.

"Lay down and suck my balls, silly wife! I want to invent a new pill, and need inspiration..." I demanded while taking out a few hundreds herbs and started to compare and combine their attributes in my mind. It wasn't a periodic table like Pef's mortal world, but Alchemy and elemental allignments worked similarly. Instead of electron orbits, you had Yin energy as negative, and Yang energy instead of protons. So it wasn't an exact science, but more like art, mixing colors on a canvas.

In the same manner, splashing paint on a canvas could sometimes result in something beautiful, but most often it would not. This is where Dao and inspiration came into play, beside mortal knowledge of botany and Tian's random encounters with alchemy, mostly to put back some organs he misplaced in a duel. Periwinkle and hibiscus could be used to combat cancer in the mortal world, but spirit herbs were a million times stronger.

I didn't have any periwinkle in storage, but I did have several types of hibiscus, since it was quite common here. Tian also used his sword intent to cut through demonic curses, including entropic curses that drained lifespan, so adding my sword intent as a base for the new pill should work too. The Dao didn't care if you used non-substantial concepts into a pill or Formation, as long as the result worked.

Of course, I began using low tier herbs, and failed a lot, but eventually the first Tier 1 pill appeared, glowing a dim blue, and not quite lapis lazuli as an eternity lotus. But it was a start, and proof of concept. A dozen more pills, and the Supreme-grade Lotus pill appeared, once I added a drop of geomilk. I still had about a barrel of the amazing stuff, but I will need more. I made several more Lotus pills, then wrote a letter home and sent them to Qin Lin to use on our mortal families.

Only a decade of lifespan, but for a mortal it was already a good deal. Then several Tier 2 and Tier 3 Lotus pillls came along nicely, and I sent some home as well, as a gift to the Frozen Elders. Then I hugged Siao and went to bed, placing myself in between Siao and Petunia. Tomorrow it will be a good day, once my balls refilled with milk.