Chương 129: Million Flowers

Next morning, I only served each woman one dose of lotus milk, then took Violet on a sect exploration mission, except the secret and forbidden zones, which I didn't care about anyway. So I only had access to the Inner and Outer courts, but that was still the vast majority of available Flowers, except those on sect missions. So, instead of 9 millions, I could observe only 8. 9 millions or so. Still a good statistical sample, like Pef says.

Pef Tian only stared in awe and admiration, as boobs and asses of all sizes paraded for me, a few of them getting marked as Dark or Black Sisters, simply because of poor choice of heels. I wasn't paranoid, I just noticed a pattern. And if demonic spies were willing to deconspire themselves so easily, even better. Of course, there were spying and assassin guilds on the Central Continent too, or merchant houses that dealt in information, for trade and profit.

Can't catch them all, but at least trim the grass a little. Violet sobbed and sighed constantly, after we got a system going. One finger, to my medical care. Two fingers, T&I, like Pef loved to say, instead of torture and interrogation, which sounded cruel and barbaric. I would have wanted much more, but as my patient numbers reached 900, Violet called it quits, and asked for results first. Still, a good sample for the fairy doctor.

I admit, I did pick the easiest cases first, women with easily curable problems or being stuck at the peak of their cultivation realm. Might as well prove my worth, not just brag about skill. I didn't have a skill issue, but I did need both practice and Dao recognition. It would take a lot of time here, since the Million Flowers wasn't a small sect like the Frozen Pavilion or the Autumn Leaves.

Million Flowers Valley was a giant, even on this Central Continent, since having such a big pool of disciples meant that even at a normal 10% promotion rate, there were always plenty of Saints and Sages, who were the backbone of any sect. The big number of disciples were only Outer Disciples, and few promoted into higher realms, usually the rich or very talented. Well, they will soon have 200 new Saints, once I finished proving the Dao to 200 peak Unity Flowers, who were stuck just like Weili had been.

Lower realms were even easier to ascend, but they wouldn't cause an immediate impact, like hundreds of new Saints. First things first though.

"My dear beautiful Flowers, I am Pef Tian. People call me the famous fairy doctor, and the Heavens above agree. I am also a Tier 5 Alchemist, and an expert in many fields, some of them too obscure to have a name. Anyway, Sage Violet here is my new maid, bodyguard and patient, and will oversee my medical, alchemical and immoral procedures that will help you. For example..."

I proclaimed loudly, then took out my valuable Saint sword, powered up its deadly Formations to make it glow, then slashed in an arc to strike all the targets at once. Violet gasped, before remembering I had some skill with the Sword. My Mercy strike passed through all the women and left a huge scar on the training field, without hurting anyone. Yin exclusion to keep them safe. Well, and a mortal check for male infiltrators disguised as women, which did happen from time to time.

It's never fun to undress a pretty flower and find a dick instead of a wet spring. Not fun for Tian, and certainly not for Pef, but Tian took it personally. One of the reasons he worked a thousand years to perfect this Flower Mercy technique.

"This strike is called Flower Mercy. A sword technique that does not harm women. Can you think of any reason you might want to learn this?" I asked as the women looked over each other for wounds and found nothing.

"To not injure our sisters in battle?" A smarter girl guessed at random. I pointed at another woman.

"To save a sister kept as hostage?" I grinned as they all missed the point.

"To find out if a man is disguised as a woman? I have seen it." a third woman proposed with a flare of genius.

"All valid reasons, of course. But, are they immoral reasons? I did mention immoral methods, didn't I?" I asked rhetorically, and Violet facepalmed as the Dao whispered the truth.

"Kill the men, leave the women alive... for sexual reasons?" a big-breasted woman asked a bit interested. Bingo!

"Good. You're first then. I must reward good results. Arrange yourselves by the degree of injury and pain, the worse patients first. This is called triage, and must only take one minute at most. Or in the field, your injured sisters will die!" I spoke in a proper medical voice, and shared the next lesson by accident. The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.

Grabbing the interested and interesting woman, I took her into my medical ward, and placed her on my lap, to examine her heart rate.

"Is this really fine, fairy doctor? Because some might say it's not... oh. Immoral reasons!" the Soul Transformation Flower realized as my hungry hands squeezed her big breasts looking for hidden explosives, then began searching elsewhere.

"I try to be efficient, and combine all reasons into one. Which is why I mostly heal beautiful fairies, and pretty flowers. For example, you are a very beautiful woman, but you remained pure for too long, and your Yin spring is clogged up. What comes next is a few pills to alleviate the symptoms, the ingestion of medicinal milk and if the patient requests it with a pure heart, a complete body check-up which can result in enlightenment and direct ascension.

This is why I get paid the good money for my work, after all." I explained politely, and fed her some love pills plus good wine and a few hot kisses, starting on her trembling lips and going lower. In a minute, the patient was convinced this was the right treatment, and began sucking my dick eagerly, while Violet fumed at my side. And fuming without a cigar, which was a strange thing to say.

About 20 minutes later, the patient experienced a potent cascade Yin expulsion, replaced by lotus milk and Dao insight into Yin and Yang. Merely a direct ascension into Body Integration, but as a test run it was still good.

"Take her to another room and bring the next patient, Violet. Chop, chop, people might die if you hesitate!" Beast venom, insect stings, crushed limbs... I could heal them all, and in many cases produce a second Zen miracle by clapping without hands, using only my dick. I still used my hands, because I wanted to feel and squeeze the pretty flesh, but you know what I mean. I could clap and slap without hands, if I wanted to. Recalcitrant patients also got the dick slap, because I could. Why not?

What were they going to do, complain to their superiors? Violet was right here, blushing a bit too much.

"You want to chop off your right arm, and inverse your heart meridian? Who is the fairy doctor? Sage Bloom, you tell her!" I argued with a prude woman who would rather lose an arm than her purity.

"... Can you grow it back? Her purity I mean." Violet asked in a tired voice.

"Of course I can! It only costs a single Tier 5 fruit or herb or a million spirit stones, cash!" I demanded like an immoral doctor.

"... Then, fine. But it must look as new. My family needs me to marry a rich guy, to pay our debts." the prude woman accepted as a better solution appeared. Slap, slap... 22 minutes later, the patient walked out as a new virgin, and had a new arm as well. Problem solved, and everyone was happy. Tier 5 Rebuild pills worked wonders, even if they were a bit expensive.

"I expect I don't have to remind the Sage nurse about doctor-patient confidentiality. What happens at the fairy doctor, stays at the doctor. Right, Violet?" I said before she could go out to bring the next patient.

"I understand, Pef Tian. Your methods, as incredibly immoral as they are, work perfectly. But should stay a secret, at least from this side." the Sage spoke in a sagely manner, and nodded like a true Daoist.

"I don't mind word of mouth recomandations, Violet. It's how good doctors become famous. But we must not start rumours. Let them guess about my true methods, and get it wrong. Now bring the next one." I asked while drinking wine on the job. I wasn't operating heavy machinery, so I could drink alcohol, right? A beautiful flower with pink hair ties and blue eyes entered, and looked around cautiously.

"Doctor... I am so desperate! I cannot complete my Unity realm! I know my body is healthy, and I am not crazy either. Please heal me! I will do anything... anything at all." the woman begged and knelt in front of my chair, her eyes filling with tears. Anything was such a big word.

"Violet, go bring me lunch, and stay an hour with your sisters. This pretty flower has a very delicate problem to solve." The Great Sage snorted, then shrugged and flew away, too jaded to care about another eager patient. However, Tian recognized this woman. It was a non-zero chance he did that, but among millions of flowers, and thousands of plucked flowers in his long life, sometimes love finds a way.

"If I remember right, you are Su Feng? Daughter of Sage Su?" I asked to make sure. Maybe faces were right, but the names were wrong. The blue eyes rose in wonder.

"That's right! Do you know my mother?" she asked in a happy voice. Well, not in this life, but Tian knew her mother very intimately. His first Sage lover, in fact.

"Stationed at the Jade Forest Outpost? Eyes just as blue?" I continued my question. The girl nodded eagerly.

"Yes, that's my mother! You know her?"

"Never met her in my life. But she is rumored to be number 3 Sage beauty on the entire continent. And you must be number 2, because you're younger." I offered with a kind voice, making my patient blush.

"... Ah. That's only a fake calendar, used by lustful men. So, can you help me?" fairy Feng asked with a hopeful voice. The Asgard fairies always had the number 1 spot in the Beauty Calendar, in all cultivation realms from Nascent Soul and up. Often the top 5 entirely, but other sects did occasionaly sneak a beauty of their own on the list.

"Yes, Feng. You can be healed, and even become a Sage yourself, if you become my woman and suck my milk. Otherwise, I recommend a thousand years of focus and meditation. Both methods work, one is fast, the other is not." I spoke with my hands holding justice in balance.

"... How fast?" the pretty fairy asked like a true Daoist.

"Today!" I answered and dropped my pants, to let my dick breathe some fresh air. Feng nodded and tied her hair in a ponytail, with her cute pink hair-tie.

"Today it is!" she proclaimed valiantly, and leaned forward to slurp on my dick. Even only Feng's rare Nine-Yin meridian was enough to make me want to keep this flower. Perfect milk maid, be perfect! She'll need a lot of milk training, but just imagine her mother's face when she joins her daughter in my bed, both as Nine-Yin Sages!