Chương 115: Famous fairy doctor
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~24 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
Promoting my Soul Vision pills as low-tier 5 pills did wonders for sales, although it was mostly false. Yes, the pills dealt with ascending into Soul Transformation, which was touching on the Tier 5 level, but did nothing to cultivators in Soul Transformation realm, which was the true hallmark of a Tier 5 pill. For example, Xiao could make the Tier 5 Soul Mending pill that I wanted for Master Wushang, but not in Supreme-grade, not yet.
And in cases like his, with his soul shattered and kept together with spit and willpower, you wanted a Supreme-grade pill. Other soul injuries were quite common too, especially for cultivators who fought against demonic sects. The Demonic Absolver and my Demonifuge pills also helped with demonic taint, but on a much lower scale, which is why Siao needed 5 Demonifuge pills and lots of my milk after being wounded in that demonic ambush. Hmmm, I might be on to something here... A Tier 5 Demon Purging pill?
Weili has bought a clan's worth of treasures from the auction, and my own pills had sold for millions of spirit stones each, not enough to refill my pile of spirit stones but getting closer. Yue and Siao had returned home before the auction ended, and joined my VIP room to beg for gifts, and because they were my wives I had to agree and force Weili to pay for their gifts too.
Luckily, the Sage's ring that I found in the Tang clan held five more Saint-grade weapons, beside the two weapons I gifted to Fenghue and Xiao. On the other hand, flaunting such wealth would only get me killed or chased by righteous Daoists who wanted a piece of treasure. Xiao might get away with selling a Saint weapon, but it wasn't certain either, since her backing wasn't a big sect. I drank plum wine and waited for the auction to end.
"We should go visit the Autumn Leaves sect, all of us." I proposed on a whim. Weili agreed instantly, but Xiao frowned.
"Your Body Integration realm made you confident, Pef Tian. Perhaps too confident." Xiao warned me with care in her voice.
"I am fairy doctor, Xiao. Among the best, as my wife Yue can agree. Siao too, right?" I asked my demon-hunting wives.
"Fine. Just... keep your big dick in your pants. I have already learned what you did in the Song clan... and their little enemy clans too." Saint Xiao warned me, confirming my suspicions that those clan Formations were easily seen into. Weili coughed and took point.
"Sister Xiao, that ancient Formation cylinder is so complicated I will need my Master to look at it. It's not a single Tier 5 Formation but 64 of them, layered on top each other." she pointed out with an expert's voice. See, Tian! That's why you should have learned a bit more than mere basic stuff. Even if you can cut through any Formations with a sword... which wasn't normal either. Damn sword idiot got trapped so many times that he invented a hundred sword techniques to slice his way out of stronger Formations.
Most of them, he invented on the spot, just like that Mercy Sword used to cut away the male chaff in a battle and let him enjoy the women... somehow using a Yin filter on his sword intent. Genial swordmaster, yes. Also an idiot? Absolutely! After we collected our gains at auction, we just warned the City Lord about our trip, and because Xiao carried us with her Saint aura and speed, we reached the Autumn Leaves in 26 seconds. It would take me months to make the trip otherwise.
The Central Continent was stupidly large. The Outer Sect of the Autumn Leaves was huge, collecting willing applicants from an area larger than my home continent, and plenty of young Nascent Soul candidates as well. My dick pulsed with need, hoping to dip into a few thousand flower beauties as a welcome gift. But not yet. It took me two years in the Frozen Pavilion and a couple of deaths in the upper ranks to reach that point. Then again, I didn't have to stay locked inside the sect again.
I didn't have strong enemies to prevent me from going out, and I even had some backing with the Indigo City Lord. A borrowed face was still a face. Xiao went forward to arrange our visit, while I examined the new applicants for talent. About 500 of the young Nascent Soul women were blessed with special meridians, including one Metal and two Fire ones. Yin Meridians were very common too, much like home, but I couldn't find Three Yin or Nine Yin meridians, not to mention a Sacred Body.
These kind of bodies were the ultimate exceptions, after all.
"Weili, mark these 500 girls, and set them aside. There's a chance I can promote them all to Soul Transformation, if they are willing to follow the famous fairy doctor." I asked the Inner Sect disciple at my side. Yue smiled and hugged my arm between her breasts, to ensure her ownership of her husband.
"Hubby... really? 500 women?" she asked with a worried glance at my groin.
"Only a few of them will qualify as an Outer Disciple, Yue. The rest... they will get eaten by demonic cultivators otherwise. And not in the good kind of eating." I spoke in a sad voice. It was sad the truth of this cruel cultivation world. The demonic sects preyed at the edges of Daoist cultivation sects, either for new demonic recruits disgruntled at being rejected, or more likely, for fresh meat, packaged in pure white robes for convenience. Weili sighed, since she knew the truth as well.
Her Autumn Leaves sect was focused on crafting, and thus preferred to recruit women with potential at crafting, such as Fire meridians or rarer twin meridians like Xiao.
"I'll have a few Outer Disciples mark these women, Pef Tian. If you can truly ascend them into Soul Transformation, my sect will become stronger." I nodded, although I was thinking with my second head, for now.
"Good. Yue already knows what kind of training is needed to transform her soul, these women can copy the method as well. And since they are not even Outer Disciples... what they do isn't a problem for your sect." My dick bounced in my pants, eager for 500 dick slaps, and other training methods. About one hour later, we were invited to come into the Inner Sect, where hundreds of women of all sizes measured me for a dick sandwich. Keeping my body looking like a boy toy paid off in cases like these.
And if my dick bounced around at every step, who could blame me? So many mature and beautiful fairies, all eyes on me? Yue growled with jealousy, since her low realm basically made her a cute accessory to her famous husband.
"Are you jealous, Yue? So many pretty flowers gazing at your famous husband?" I asked to make sure. If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Yue blushed and tried to bite my neck, but I just plugged her mouth with a finger to keep her pacified. Yue moaned on my finger, just as planned. A hundred Inner Disciples blushed in tandem, likely unused to such a love show.
Then the fun ended as we entered the Autumn Hall, were three old ladies had tea and examined my party with shrewd eyes. Two Saint Kings, and a real Sage! Wow, they brought out the big guns, for tiny Pef Tian? I pulsed my lapis lazuli Foundation and channeled the holy Bodhisattva aura. Time to scam again.
"Pef Tian, the famous fairy doctor? Sit, have some tea. Little Yue, I know your Saint father, Lord Huang. As for Guan Siao... a Sacred Body? Why are you not with a big sect already, Siao?" the old Sage asked directly. All good questions, but Tian wasn't impressed at all. Nothing below of a Dao King was of notice to him, but this wasn't Asgard or the Million Flowers. A single Sage to protect an all-female sect? No wonder this sect had vanished in the next 2000 years. The demonic cultivators ate well, probably.
I drank tea, and for once I was happy with my visit. The tea was very good. Even had hints of Dao imprints.
"Congratulations for the tea, it's rare to find Dao imprints in my drink." I offered with a sincere voice. Even Saints would be happy to drink such tea.
"So, you're not a silly farm boy after all. You recognize the imprints, Pef Tian?" the Sage asked a bit curious. It wasn't Mount Buzhou tea, nor the Kunpai Valley tea, something cheaper... Qin Pao tea, perhaps. A tea farming province, under the protection of the Sun Sword Alliance. Their Ancestor was among the 13 quasi-Emperors that hunted and killed Tian. Not that a little Sage ever met the old monster. She would be happy if she met a guardian in Great Sage realm.
"Sect Master... if you're hinting at Qin Pao tea farm and the Sun Sword as your backers then you're a fool. Buying tea merely makes you a customer, not a protected Allied sect. Which is why they haven't stationed a Great Sage guardian here. You simply have nothing of value." I spoke with Tian's voice, and shocked everyone. The Sage frowned at me and pointed a finger to pierce my Shroud.
"Only 18 years old? For a second I thought there was a Sage speaking..." she mused while Xiao shook her head in warning. I pointed to the sky, above the ceiling.
"The Heavens recognize and help me, Sect Master. Yue, repeat your Heavenly Oath." I said gently, then sipped more expensive tea. For a million spirit stones per cup, I could give them a show too. Yue stood up and repeated her healing oath, causing the same golden swirl to descend. Surprising me, Siao stood up and repeated the same oath, basically taking me as her husband, to obey and be loyal to, forevermore.
A faint dark shadow wailed and burned in the Heavenly light, likely a hidden demonic taint which my low tier pills couldn't purge. I finished my tea, and bowed a little.
"I'm sure you heard the 'famous fairy doctor' part inside the oath. Siao made things more dramatic, but I don't mind. It just reinforced my point. Who dares deny what the Heavens approve?" I asked a bit rhetorical. Plenty of people would, and all demonic cultivators would hate my guts if this taint purging method got too common. Not that it would, oaths had to come from the heart, and few women would give their heart away easily.
"Master?" a Saint King lady asked the Sage, a bit wary and confused.
"The Heavens have spoken, Sister Erlong. It seems we have a real fairy doctor in our sect." the old Sage said in a defeated voice, not daring to deny the Heavens. That would cut her path instantly, and as a Sage she could feel it already. You had to hear the Dao to even become a Sage after all.
"Pef Tian... is that the Heavenly Oath you want me to take?" Weili Di asked to make sure.
"I'll have to think on that. This particular oath is made to heal women that were already impacted by demonic taint or similar attacks. Both Yue and Siao were targeted by demonic cultivators, and suffered for it. There are other oaths, some worse and some kinder." I answered as Siao rested her pretty head on my shoulder, likely feeling the aftershocks of the Heavens' purge.
"We heard what you planned outside, Pef Tian. Those 500 women you selected... can they all become Soul Transformation disciples? If you train them, I mean?" the second Saint King asked in a milder voice.
"The number of women is not relevant, Sect Elder. I could train a million just as well. My time and energy is limited though. These 500 women will be a test, for me and your sect. Anyway, I came here for Weili, to help her with the Saint ascension, and other crafting lessons. I'm sure Xiao told you of what pills I have invented." I added with a shrug. The three old women glanced at each other.
"A test then. Will a decade be enough?" the Sect Master offered generously. I blinked innocently.
"For some of them, yes. Cultivation is not a race, and everyone learns at different speed. Some girls will need a year or two, others a few decades. I just need free hands... to do my doctor's job."
"... Not entirely free hands, young man. Do well, and when results start coming, we will release more restrains. Weili... you brought Pef Tian here, you will pay for anything he does. I do hope you can indeed reach Sainthood, even in this... special way. Should I consider you two as married?" the old Sage asked while smiling kindly at both of us. Made her look creepy, to be fair. Mind your sect business, old hag! Weili nodded slowly.
"Not yet, Master. But later... yes." she spoke in a tiny voice. Almost afraid, but hopeful too.
"Saint Xiao... I suspect you're also in the same boat?" the Sage asked with a teasing voice, likely trying to fluster my alchemy teacher.
"As long as I don't have to pay for it. Pef Tian is fun in bed, but alchemy is too expensive. I need money for my Dao." Xiao answered with a flat voice. The two Saint Kings laughed, and poked each other.
"We can still help a young couple with a few resources, Xiao. Especially if your little lover invents more amazing pills." Elder Erlong spoke with amusement.

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