Chương 119: Cauldron Body
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~20 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
Tingling and Erlong soon resumed their relationship, but this time with me in the middle. Pretty much the same deal as Weili and Xiao, but with much better cultivation. I had two more pairs in my house, the maids, Xueyue and Ruo, and well as my new wives, Yue and Siao. And because they were my Heaven-approved wives, I decided to conduct an official wedding with Guan Siao, since we were both at Unity Realm now.
And to make a point, I invited Saint Erlong to join me on the trip to the Guan Clan, both as a pure Yin source and as my firepower, in case things went wrong. Which is why I was now in front of the Sect Master, and Erlong was blushing and looking chastised.
"Pef Tian, I don't care if you marry Guan Siao or not. She is not my disciple, much like those 500 poor Nascent Souls that you torture every day. I just wonder why they keep coming back, knowing you will do the same and worse to them." the old Sage spoke with mild amusement.
"Sect Master, how many Unity realm cultivators did you meet, while they were teenagers? What about Saints, also teenagers?" I asked with a level voice. The old woman glared at Elder Erlong, then sighed.
"Dual Cultivation is very dangerous, on a spiritual level. People can become too attached, forgetting their true loyalties. Or in your case, taking Heavenly Oaths directly, and changing their loyalties on the spot." she warned us both, as if I didn't know. I tapped her tea table.
"Have you heard of a Sacred Body called a Talisman Body, Sect Master?" I asked instead. The woman frowned, and glanced at Erlong as if she knew something.
"A special physique that can learn the talisman skills very fast, right?" she asked to make sure.
"If that was all, it would simply be a person with talent. A genius if you will. They are rare, say one in a thousand people. Erlong or I can be counted among them. But a Sacred Body is one in a billion. So no, a Talisman Body is not about the skills to make talismans, that's simply included as a trait in that body type. Someone with that body can make a talisman, and a portion of power from that talisman remains inside them. It's a minor effect at first, but after Tier 6?
A hundred abilities from every type of talisman?" I explained patiently, and sipped my regular tea. Both the Sage and the Saint King perked up.
"Someone like that exists? With the backing of a big sect, they could become... Dao Kings, at least!" Erlong spoke with enthusiasm.
"Yes, unless they are found out and killed first. Now, on that topic, imagine a Cauldron Sacred Body. They make pills, and every pill leaves a permanent residue in their body. Healing, qi condensation, anti-venom, regeneration, demonic resistance... the list of pills is also long, if not quite as long as talismans. And now, imagine that a demonic sect finds out, and this Cauldron Body is located in a third-rate sect, with only a Sage as their main force. Or a righteous sect, for that matter.
How soon do you imagine it will take them to organize a response?" I asked with a sad, but rhetorical voice. Both women paled, realizing their terminal danger.
"I never heard of such a Sacred Body. But you are the famous fairy doctor. Who is it?" the Sect Master asked directly. I tapped the tea table again, like casting judgment.
"This is why we will need to attack the Black Leech Sect, and erase them. After that, I can hide your Autumn Cauldron on my home continent, where the strongest potential enemies are merely Soul Transformation cultivators. Not permanently, but until I can reach Dao King realm myself. Next year, I plan to move to the Million Flowers Valley, as soon as I become a Saint." I proposed with a faint smile.
"A Saint at 19? Quite ambitious... wait! You are serious?" the Sect Master asked in surprise.
"Why not? I transformed my soul just as I turned 18, back home. Then I reached Body Integration in the Indigo Plum City. With the Mind-Body Unity I just achieved here, it's three cultivation realms in one year. Unless a virgin Dao King falls in my lap, there's no chance at becoming a Saint still at 18. So it will take a year, even if I work hard." I complained in my best victim voice. Saint Erlong coughed, having been the last virgin to fall in my lap.
"Cultivation is also about Dao insights, Pef Tian. Becoming a Saint is not easy, which is why Weili brought you here." Well, for other people, maybe. But I had a clear and easy path to the Dao King realm, by the grace of Tian's former life.
"Erlong, your skin looks a bit better today. The milk did wonders to your face, isn't that right, Sect Master?" I asked with a scumbag's voice. This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. The Sage measured her Elder for a second.
"You do look a century younger, Sister Erlong. If this goes on, in a month you'll look as fresh as Sister Tingling." she noted with a teasing tone.
"Master! Don't believe this scumbag! He is only saying things to embarrass me..." Erlong muttered while blushing hard. The Sect Master ignored her, as I placed several milk lotions on the table.
"These milk lotions are for you, Sect Master. External use, preferably. And a pure-grade Reconstruction pill, for the inside. They aren't much, but women do care more about face and skin, or so I heard. Absolutely no side effects, but the beneficial effects will be small. I want to try making Tier 5 pills next, if we can find a Tier 5 lizard somewhere. Or maybe a Salamander. Anything that can regrow limbs fast." I added in a kind, medical voice. The Sage sighed, and stored my gifts inside her ring.
"You are the famous fairy doctor, and I am not stupid enough to ignore medical advice. Just don't slap my face with your big dick." she muttered in a small voice. Hmmm. Perhaps that old Frozen Master was right after all. Using my dick to slap women's faces was seen as something good, at least by other Sect Masters. Was it some kind of secret knowledge among female Sect Masters?
"Don't worry, Sect Master. I won't do that, unless you pay me a lot of money. So, can I take Erlong to my wedding?" I asked to make sure. The old Sage sipped her tea with a deep frown.
"You suspect there will be problems. Saint-grade problems, which is why you didn't ask Saint Xiao."
"Yes. Guan Siao was ambushed by six demonic cultivators and injured by tainted weapons. Her route that day was disclosed by someone in her clan. Someone who wants her dead, before she becomes a Saint. Black Leech sect was involved..." I said in a vengeful tone.
"Erlong be careful. I can give you my Saint weapon..." the Sage offered, when I took out another Saint halberd from my ring.
"No need, Sect Master. I killed many demonic cultivators too, and this thing dropped at random. Erlong can..." I intervened like a hero, only for the Saint King to jump on me and kiss me hard, in front of her Master.
"..." the Sage said nothing, just examined the weapon for a minute, until Erlong regained her composure.
"I was wondering though... are these things precious or what? I have found a few more..." I mused to myself, and saw the Sage shift faces like a pauper being shown fistfuls of diamond instead of copper.
"Well, you can buy a Saint's loyalty with one, and possibly even her purity, by Erlong's reaction. What do you say, Erlong? Should I also marry you to the good doctor? You're already sucking his milk..." the Sect Master teased her Saint, just to make her blush and steam.
"... Not right now, Master. Pef Tian still has to grow up, and Weili is already promised before me. In a decade..." Erlong promised herself, for a mere Saint weapon.
"At this rate, in a decade our fairy doctor will be a Sage too. Do you need more milk maids?" the Sage offered herself with a shameless voice. I smiled gently.
"Drink your milk, Sect Master. A maid must be very pretty to qualify for her Young Master." With that, I held my hand out and took Erlong on a trip, to get married with Siao. Qin Lin didn't send me to rescue Siao for nothing. Karma and false futures were intermingled, perhaps projections from another copy world. I had a big store of pills for this clan visit, everything from Foundation Consolidation, to Mange pills, to Core Ignition, Regeneration and even some Demonifuge and Reconstruction pills.
Saint Erlong flared her qi at the clan gate, forcing the resident Saints to show up, three men and one woman. I disliked the men instantly, while Siao went to hug her female Ancestor. There were like 7 generations between them, and the older woman lacked purple hair, but otherwise... you could call them twins. Should I? Tian had fucked much older women... although better maintained. But with enough milk, the skin degradation could be repaired. Add a cultivation realm, and the lifespan will be restored too.
Another Saint King for some work? This is why Qin Lin was important. I shouldn't make decisions with my second head. That means you, Pef! I need you to scam and scheme and make me rich, not give me more work!
"Daoist Four Seasons, right? And a young man in Unity realm. What's going on, little Siao? Did you join the Autumn Leaves?" the female Ancestor asked while the male Saints glared at me like I was stealing their meal ticket.
"Pef Tian is the hero who saved me from a demonic cult ambush. I was gravely injured, and his medical skills cured me completely." Guan Siao revealed publicly, giving me a bit of good reputation as a fairy doctor, plus a heroic image.
"Then we must reward the young hero properly. Perhaps find a young woman in our clan as his wife or concubine?" the Guan Ancestor offered with a sly voice, perhaps sensing the reason of our visit.
"Indeed, Ancestor. I have decided to marry Pef Tian. I'd like you to help me pick a red dress, and organize the clan for my wedding. As for the young generation, Pef Tian is already working as a fairy doctor in the Autumn Leaves sect, which is why their Elder is here." Siao said with a nod towards Erlong. She didn't say it was to keep me safe, but it was implied. I had a backing now, and stronger than any Ancestor in her clan.
"Let's keep things civil and polite, shall we? I will need a private yard, and a room for Pef Tian to conduct medicine and alchemy. Bring your girls too." Saint Erlong demanded in a level tone, not forceful, but her cultivation gravitas was a mountain anyway. It took an hour to drink tea and exchange greetings, while a guest yard was cleared out for me. I was also eager to meet the Guan Clan's young flowers.

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