Chương 126: Letter to my wives
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~17 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
Tingling drained me dry completely, which took 221 doses of milk, since one I spent on Yue. I never knew a Saint could get so tired he could barely move, but here I was. Luckily, I could float and dump myself into my hot bath, regaining a bit of energy as my muscles relaxed. Tingling brought Yue into the hot tub, and placed her in my lap, then extended her arms on the sides of the tub and let out a satisfied sigh.
"Another great idea, your hot bath, husband. I just don't know what to tell my Master."
"I suggest you ask Autumn Rain to pick a red dress for you, but keep the wedding very small, only Saints from the sect. So, 10 people in total." I suggested while playing with my young wife in my lap, who stretched like a wet cat and leaned her head on my shoulder. Tingling frowned for a minute, then nodded.
"You're going to make some grand announcement at my wedding? And perhaps ask all the Saints to join you in your bath?" she guessed with a terrifying accuracy. Then again, she was hearing the Dao now, and getting closer to becoming a Sage. A week in my bed should do it.
"See, little Yue? This is what a Saint can do, when they hear the Dao. I want you to become a Saint too, and then a Sage." I offered while bullying Yue's boobs underwater.
"Is it so easy? I can't even transform my soul." Yue muttered and pushed her boobs in my palms.
"It will take years of sucking dick, but yes. It's that easy." I said with a smirk, then fed her a Regeneration pill. In a minute, her purity grew back, although her body already tasted the Yin and Yang. Yue took a deep breath, feeling the changes in her body, then enlightenment struck as the clash of realities elevated her consciousness. Tingling observed my alchemically-induced enlightenment with wide eyes.
"Take your wife's purity, then grow it back? No wonder her mind felt like clapping with one hand." the Saint King noted with amazement.
"This is why I need a Tier 6 pill with regeneration properties. So I can fuck hard any Saint woman I like, then return her purity. Best use of alchemy, right?" I asked rhetorically. It was not, but it was amusing. Tingling, who was a borderline Tier 6 alchemist snorted, and took Yue in her lap, then gently washed her inside and out, almost like a caring mother with a child.
"She's so young and frail, our little Yue. And to think they implanted a spirit ant in her heart. Was Yue the spy meant to infiltrate my sect?" Tingling deduced with her amazing skills.
"One among others, my wife. There are thousands of demonic techniques, and I don't know all of them. I think the Heavens are damaged, and that's why demons from another plane can infiltrate our world. Back home, I found a demonic gate with a demon trapped at the boundary, horns and all, but still able to communicate and recruit followers. I buried the metal gate face-down, since there was nothing else I could do as a Nascent Soul." I said just as Yue awoke from her induced enlightenment.
"Husband? I had a dream... another world where you fought demons with a glowing sword. Or maybe this world, but far in the future. The Autumn Leaves burned... and the women... ah! They should have killed themselves. Sister Tingling too..." Yue muttered in a horrified voice. I sighed inward. Another copy world, where I failed.
"It is not the future, little Yue. There are a million worlds, just like ours, side by side. Sometimes, if the Dao wills it, we can peek into another world, and see how those copies of us do. Most of them are idiots." Tingling knew the lore too. She counted us with a finger.
"Three begets the Myriad Daos? It that what the words mean, husband?" she asked to make sure. Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel.
"One of the meanings, yes. Yue, I want you to write down everything you remember. Names, who dies and how, who kills them... the Dao only gives opportunity, but we have to act. And we might need to capture a hundred demonic spies." I said with a wry voice. Sexy demonic spies, again? Who could have guessed, beside me, of course.
"I'll go talk to Master then. Avoiding this disaster is important." Tingling said in a decisive voice, then flew away. I covered Yue with my plushy bath robes, and set her in bed with a stack of papers to write it all down, then began my alchemy, my mind unfettered by lewd thoughts. Another Demonbane pill, still only high-grade. A dozen Rebuild pills, with 11 high-grades and the first Supreme. Then again, I was a Saint now, and in theory I could make Tier 6 pills.
Lastly, I crafted five Soul Mending pills, and the last one was a Supreme as well. I pumped my fist in victory, then wrote home a love letter.
"My pretty wives, Your husband is now a Saint. And I also married Saint Tingling, whom I plan to hide in the Frozen Pavilion for a long time. Another good news, my alchemy isn't so bad anymore, and I made the first Supreme Tier 5 Rebuild and Soul Mending pills. I'll send them over, along with other goodies that are hard to find back home. The Leech War ended in victory, and nobody died, from our side. Your sister Yue Huang had a Dao vision of a massive demonic attack, so I will send her to hide away with you.
In week or so, I plan to move to the Million Flowers Valley, to get hired as a famous fairy doctor. I will take Siao and my maids with me, to sate my lust without causing trouble for the pure flowers. Don't worry though: my strong Saint body can pump out 222 milk doses now. There will be enough milk for everyone, once I can bring you over. Lots and lots of love, Pef Tian." I sent the letter and the pills with my Yang ring, and only drained 10% of my qi.
Soon enough, it won't even be a problem to send even larger objects. For now, I could simply send Yue with a dozen storage rings, and enough wealth to make the Frozen Pavilion the richest place on the continent. Yue looked up from her papers, eyes filled with tears.
"Hubby, you're sending me away?" she asked as proof of reading my letter.
"I am sending you with Tingling, to be safe. Among my other wives who will love you a lot. Do you want to take your nine sisters with you?" I offered with a kind voice.
"..." Yue thought for a minute, then shook her head.
"No. You should pump them full of babies and give father lots of grandchildren to raise, but I don't want them near your other wives. I know you were all poor, and lacked good cultivation methods. But my sisters will not understand. We formed our Core at 9 years old, when you were milking cows, Pef Tian! My maids were Nascent Souls, my bodyguards were in Body Integration! You don't have a single Body Integration on your entire continent." she spoke like a princess, being sent into exile in a frozen castle.
"Tingling is a Saint King, my dear. I have just seen her wash you in my bath, so I know she'll take care of you and my other wives. Now keep writing, while I drink a few bottles of Indigo Wine..." I said with a scummy voice, and did just that. I didn't manage to drink the first bottle, when Tingling returned with Autumn Rain, and floated a dozen red dresses in the air.
"Husband, pick one!" she demanded with a happy voice. I picked the red dress with leg slits on the side, of course. Not only to show off her legs, but to allow me full access during the wedding night. The Sage sighed at my naked body, and sat beside me to drink Indigo Wine.
"If I was your Master, I would berate you for wasting time with drinks and sex, Pef Tian. But how can I do that to a 19 years old Saint? Your way is certainly working, and better than any method I know." the Sect Master complained and drowned her sorrows in my wine. I nodded and pointed at my balls.
"My wine isn't free, Sect Master. Suck on these balls, for every drop of wine you stole." As my wives watched in awe, the serious Autumn Rain Sage knelt in front of my armchair and sucked my balls, acting like a milk slut.
"Hubby, you're amazing!" Yue realized with surprise.
"An amazing scumbag, you mean, Sister Yue. Who tells a mighty Sage to suck his balls? Master? Don't you have any shame?" Saint Tingling asked with less awe and more horrified confusion. I patted the Sage's head, and smirked at Tingling.
"Your Master begged me to become my milk maid. I am such a nice and generous guy, and agreed out of the kindness of my heart. There's no shame here, my dear wife. Only love... and lust for milk." I spoke like a true scumbag Daoist.
"I want to suck your balls next, husband!" Yue offered herself with no shame. Tingling sighed and stole another bottle of Indigo Wine.
"Damn it! I guess I'll be the third then. Should have thought faster." The Sage nodded sagely on my balls, and winked at me. I took a big gulp of wine, and relaxed in my armchair. I could get used to this.

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