Chương 105: Mission impossible 5

Another mission impossible, and the true test of the Yin-Yang Formation. The fifth such mission, quite appropriate for my fifth cultivation realm. I suspected it was a high-realm Formation, possibly in Saint-grade. And by the loving eyes of this new jade beauty, it still worked fine. I could have convinced her by other means, either love drugs or a heroic story of reincarnation to save my loved one, but as cultivation realms grew, hiding the truth was ever harder. Best stick to the truth as close as possible.

The Blue Lotus was quite handy now, as I could feed the purple haired beauty a spare petal to counter the demonic taint, and then a dozen doses of lotus milk to wash it down.

"Don't be too angry, my fair lady. My realm is too low to heal you otherwise, but my lotus milk was proven to work on demonic wounds before." I told the jade beauty as she woke up in a cave, with a Concealment formation around us, and laying in my boyscout bed, still naked. She examined herself, and sighed in relief, as her pure Yin was not taken, only mostly drank by the scumbag hero.

"My name is Guan Siao, what is yours?" she asked first. I poured her some of Sakura's good tea, and waited for Guan Siao to wash down my dried milk in her mouth.

"My name is Pef Tian, and I am 18 years old! Also, a Tier 4 Alchemist and a good doctor! Not bad in a fight either... although I prefer making love not war." I proclaimed in a youthful voice. Guan Siao blinked and coughed gently.

"I am also a Tier 4 Alchemist. And it took me 900 years..." she admitted while her ears blushed a little. I held her wrist and examined her internals. Solid Foundation, Golden Core, an alchemist's strong soul... something else too... Purple Yin Meridian maybe? Or another Six-Yin Sacred Body... but I couldn't be so lucky. Right? Bodhi Lotus, are you weaving gold threads into my karma? Yao Chen was not even in the same beauty rank, no matter the lower cultivation realm. She did have youth though, and I liked that.

"The Purple Yin, is it a meridian or a Sacred Body?" I asked instead, and poured her more tea. The naked woman blushed to her neck, making her look a dozen times prettier.

"Of course you saw that, Pef Tian. It is a Sacred Body... caused me so much trouble until Body Integration and even a bit after. I had to live most of my life in exile." she spoke in a sad voice.

"Got any Tier 4 fruits on you? I might be able to make a pill for your wounds." I asked in a medical voice.

"A Demonic Absolver pill? You can already make them?" she asked in a hopeful voice. Well, I could make the old recipe too. But the Demonifuge was better and will make me more valued by this jade beauty.

"I just arrived on the Central Continent and might have a different name for my pill. And it's not like we can travel anywhere right now. We have to heal you first, and you have to pay for my milk too. It's 100 spirit stones for one meal. And you got a dozen meals already... my balls hurt a little..." I complained like a young victim, then took out the Dark Cauldron and a small table to prepare the ingredients.

Guan Siao coughed in pain, then managed to smile and gave me a pair of Tier 4 fruits and 1200 spirit stones. Excellent! I loved it when a plan worked so well.

"Dark Cauldron, don't act out now. We need to heal this pretty fairy first, then you're allowed to fail once. But not before!" I warned my cauldron, then rubbed my hands for luck. As a Soul Transformation cultivator, making Tier 4 pills was much easier, as I didn't need soul gems to support the pill creation. My own soul was strong enough. Still, better make sure and do two separate pills, for a greater chance at a Supreme-grade.

As I began to make the pill, I flared the lapis lazuli glow of my Foundation, and added another rare blue petal for karmic reasons. The Dark Cauldron glowed in response, and some flakes of petrified coal flew off, almost like congratulating me on a great scam. Ding! I peeked inside the cauldron, and blinked. A Supreme-grade Demonifuge pill? The Dao recognized my pill now? Was it the observation of another Tier 4 Alchemist in the same cave? Pef argued for an observer effect, forcing reality to adjust.

Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Or was it my warning to the Dark Cauldron? Just to make sure, I continued with the second Tier 4 spirit fruit, and another blue lotus petal. Only two blue petals remained from the old batch, and the new lapis lazuli petal. Use the blue ones! The Lotus asked in silence. Of course, I will. But not yet. I waited for the Dark Cauldron to finish its run, and flake off more black coal.

Subtle bits of Dao insight and lotus fragrance imprinted on the cauldron while I cooked, and the next ding showed me two Supreme-grade Demonifuge pills. Two! Tian, your life was not wasted after all. You suck at many things, but at least Tier 4 Alchemy was not one of them. I picked up one pill and sat beside my patient.

"This Tier 4 pill is called Demonifuge. It purges the demonic taint, and what's left of the energy settles in your bones, to protect you again in case of another attack. I invented it, back when a friend of mine was suffering from tainted wounds like yours." I explained and handed the woman my pill. Guan Siao blinked and analyzed the pill with her own alchemist skills.

"Supreme-grade! The Dao recognizes it as a true pill... and you're only 18 years old? Did you have a famous alchemist Master?" she asked directly. I nodded gently.

"Yes. I had a wonderful Master. But he failed his Soul Transformation. I promised myself to reach Tier 5 in Alchemy and maybe more. I invented other pills too... anyway. If you eat this pill... it will hurt a lot. I tried it too." I said in a sad voice. Guan Siao smiled.

"I am already in huge pain, Pef Tian. More pain won't be a problem." I sighed and checked my balls. Still a dozen doses left.

"No! A doctor must make sure the patient is not suffering, if possible. I have the means, but it will cost you 1200 spirit stones again. Just close your eyes and think of kindness..." I asked instead. Another use of the Yin-Yang plate, first making sure Guan Siao ate the pill and avoided unnecessary pain, then I had her drink my milk and serve me Unity-grade Purple Yin. In a single day, I gained two levels in Soul Transformation, and helped a beautiful woman heal from a demonic wound.

For the finale, I arranged Guan Siao to sleep on my belly, my drained dick kissing her full lips. Then I closed my eyes to rest, and wait for the fireworks. I hoped she will feel grateful though. Guan Siao sighed awake, and drew a big breath in surprise. One of her demonic wounds was already healed, and her mouth still tasted like... delicious man milk. The jade beauty looked at the young man who served as her doctor and pillow, and smiled in defeat.

Then she lay her head back on my belly and kissed the healing dick. Half asleep, I drew her mouth a little deeper, so she could suckle my tip and keep it warm, then fell asleep for real. Healing a sleeping beauty wasn't so easy as Pef's cartoons promised. It was hard work indeed, but so pleasant that it didn't feel like work. I could do this all my life and not feel bored one day. Next day, I woke up as Guan Siao slurped loudly on my dick. I patted her head and smiled, then held my hands beneath my head and sighed.

"You need more healing Guan Siao. Don't tire yourself..." I advised her in a medical voice. The woman licked around my tip, then took me a bit deeper in her wonderful mouth. Rewarding her savior then. I could accept her payment method. It wasn't Visa, but given the lack of modern paypoints on the Central Continent, my dick will do. We continued the healing method for a week, feeding her four more Demonifuge pills, until one day I woke up to find Guan Siao floating in a lotus position, glowing brightly.

Enlightenment from sucking dick? Maybe something else? It wasn't the first time it happened. I rested on several pillows and drank some ice wine, and just observed in silence. An hour later, Guan Siao let out a long sigh and stood up.

"All healed, and I gained my second Unity level. It's almost a pity I have to leave..." she said in a sad voice, and examined my naked teenager body with naked desire and a tiny bit of greed. I could understand that, since I gazed at her with same look in my eyes, desire and greed.

"I gained more than you, beautiful lady. Five cultivation levels in one week. It will slow down now, but in a month..." I spoke in a sad voice too, and offered her my bottle of ice wine. Guan Siao sat in my lap, and drank the bottle in one gulp.

"Fuck! Life is so unfair. Where were you 900 years ago...?" she whispered in a low tone.

"Well, 9 years ago... I was milking cows on a farm. Walking in torn shoes. Getting beat up if I spilled some milk..." I said with a childish voice, and bullied her big boobs by habit. Guan Siao laughed and kissed me for a few minutes.

"Pef Tian... Do you want to sleep with me? My purity has brought me only problems. And if it's you..." she said while blushing hard. Tian would have taken the offer on the spot. A Unity Realm Sacred Body? The gains would be immediate and quite substantial. I wasn't Tian though.

"Is that how an esteemed Unity powerhouse begs for a good fucking? If it's you...? Sounds like a pity fuck to me." I said rhetorically. Guan Siao blinked, and hid her eyes.

"I was indeed... how else can I repay you? More money for milk?" she proposed with an amused grin.

"I'd like to use you harder in bed. And drink more of your pure Yin. And for a year or two, take me around to auction houses and such. Or do you like spending a century for a new cultivation level? I'd like to reach Unity in 2 years... and you'll benefit too." I demanded in a greedy voice. Guan Siao took a deep breath, sensing an opportunity to increase her cultivation with my milk.

"Use me harder... singing the flute?" she asked to make sure. I smiled and closed my eyes.

"It's either that... or we fuck hard a dozen times and say goodbye. Your choice, my pretty flower. My big dick is fine either way, plenty more flowers out there." I said with a scamming voice.

"... Blackmail, you scumbag! Then again, you said that the first moment we met." Guan Siao grumbled and turned around to suck my dick while offering her Yin spring for me to drink. I licked her spring until she was almost ready to burst, then turned us around, and kept going while holding her head under my groin. Guan Siao moaned and opened her legs wider. Good. Misssion number five, not that impossible.