Chương 166: Worthy
Three flowers and the Immoral Emperor · Pef · 178 chương · ~20 phút đọc · Tạo 31/07/2026
With a dozen armies training in the field, but not too far from the sect since they were quite low realm, I had a constant stream of injuries to heal, and of course willing women for my bed. Most often, simply sucking my dick and tasting the Dao through my milk was enough to grant the Soldiers a new cultivation level, to which I added sword techniques and several pills, almost like using the Flowers as test subjects.
However, if they also demanded a good fucking, I would do that, and grant the horny women a few million spirit stones and a Tier 5 weapon, generally a polearm of some sort. There were also plenty of Flowers with a rich background, who already had Tier 5 equipment and techniques, and most problems came from that. Poor women had a bit more respect and gratitude for my efforts, the rich bitches did not. It was also human nature, and nobody could change that.
I could just train the bitches a bit harsher, breaking bones and leaving huge bruises masked as combat training. It worked to some degree, since being beat up did impose some respect into anyone. On the other hand, Tomoe loved being beat up and learning the Sword much faster that way, even demanding harsher lessons and realistic injuries. Lacking a proper Tier 7 regeneration pill though, chopping off limbs would be a bit much.
I only did that for the Saint duelists, who did need to learn how to defend themselves, and pain was a great motivator. Maiming was even better. Just try having our arm or leg sliced off because you didn't complete a technique properly. Nobody sane would enjoy that, unlike Tomoe, my only sword disciple. Tian would have loved her, I'm sure. They were both Sword idiots, if of different sexes and life goals. Pef loved using her as a sheath from my dick, enjoying the groans as my dick rested inside her wet throat.
I did too, to be fair. Who wouldn't? The Yin-Yang Formation ended its cycle, and my milk kept spilling into her eager throat, while Tomoe moaned and slurped hard on my dick. I drew back and slapped her face with the same dick.
"Go at the edge of the Jade Forest and hunt a few Tier 6 beasts. And do try not to lose your limbs. I can't heal Sages yet." I asked Tomoe, who licked my dick one last time, then flew away. Petunia appeared beside me, and watched Tomoe for a few seconds.
"Is it some kind of Dao insight you want her to gain? Real combat, life and death?" Petunia asked gently. I nodded and sat down for tea. We only drank Enlightenment tea lately, using the huge treasury to buy such tea in bulk, not only for ourselves, but also to support the worthy Flowers who showed talent.
Officially, the jade coin stratagem was the source of our new wealth, and our large spending at auction houses and various crafting sects made the other big sects take notice and issue their own jade coins as well. Partially, this was a good thing. Spirit stones should be used for cultivation instead of coinage. However, spending a single skyscraper made of spirit stones was a bit hard, even when buying everything we could use from the market.
Prices had already begun to grow, and clashes with demonic sects became more frequent, especially after we cleaned up another auction. Spirit stones were quite inefficient as cultivation resources, leaving a lot of impure dregs inside a cultivation meridian, which then had to be cleansed or the cultivator would stall into a bottleneck. Pure-grade pills were the only one resource without such a problem, and they were already extremely expensive.
Well, I could add my lotus milk as another pure resource, at least for women. Sadly, Qin Lin's milk might work as well, but her cultivation realm barely reached Nascent Soul now, after years wasted in the Core realm. Well, not exactly wasted, since consolidating the foundation mattered as well. It wasn't a good idea to ascend too fast, in general.
"Combat insight is important, and cannot be taught by a trainer. Sparring helps with timing and positioning, but the human mind only learns the right lessons under the threat of death." I answered after a long minute of thinking. Petunia sighed and poured me more tea. Enlightnement wasn't easy, not even with this tea. For Dao Kings, the tea barely worked anymore, since the leaves were only Tier 7. If anyone had a Tier 8 tea plant somewhere, they surely didn't sell those leaves.
I suspected the Mist Valley had some, simply because they had that Green Thumb Dao King who could help plants ascend. One day we will have our own, now that disciple Ju was cultivating in the Million Flowers Valley. This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. Petunia drank a bit of tea, and nodded.
"Blue Rose... can you help her become a combat specialist? Her flames are so powerful." I couldn't. I was not an elemental specialist.
"Luoli can do that. She can help Snowdrop too. Perhaps I can help Green Willow, after she is healed." I answered after sipping my tea. Said Willow appeared in my room and sat for tea, and placed her wooden leg in my lap. I tapped the wood, sensing the moving arrays installed in the puppet leg.
"You lost a leg, and began learning puppetry instead, Willow. If I was a cruel man, I would maim a hundred puppet specialists and force them to learn like this too. Maybe with the left hand." Petunia poured tea for her sister, and smiled.
"Don't be cruel then. I will offer a dozen disciples this chance to learn, and a Rebuild pill after. A test run, like you like to say." she said in a gentle voice, but hiding steel inside. Why a dozen? I smiled back.
"One for each Army? Using the puppets as scouts and trap triggers. It would work. Against low level targets." I said with a sad voice. Willow drank her tea, and frowned.
"There's more. If they replace their left arm with a Tier 6 puppet arm, it would be a shield and weapon too. A little Body Integration Soldier could surprise even a Saint, and kill him." she explained as her wood leg sprang a few metal claws from her toes. I grinned a bit too wide. Give a woman a wooden leg, and she makes it a weapon.
"Your Willow God spreads its branches into a myriad worlds. I'm not sure how it controls them, it could be like your hair. Or maybe like puppet limbs. But it is a type of spooky action at a distance." I said with a bit of scientific insight from Pef. Quantum entanglement could be the way to go, at least as a start. Qi did work like that already. I doubted it would hold across universes, but the Dao had so many possibilities you could consider them infinite.
Willow's steel claws retracted into her puppet leg, and she pushed the wooden leg into my groin.
"Willow God? Is that its name?" she asked a bit curious. I shrugged.
"Ask the Willow God, not me. But, I suspect this would be the best way to create your own Domain. Start by cutting your hair first, and craft a whip from it. Use this tibia as a handle." I answered wryly, and offered Willow her own tibia bone back. Petunia blinked, then started laughing. Willow followed suit, then jumped on me to kiss and molest my pure body.
"Husband, you're such a weird guy! You're the only man I know to have offered a woman her own bone as a gift." Petunia giggled as Willow descended on my dick and gulped it whole.
"What? It just made sense, since the bone is durable. I was thinking to make it into a dagger, but a whip works too..." I muttered while my wife sucked my dick hard. Petunia smiled and came close to kiss me.
"And that's why we love you. Now shut up and love us hard." my blonde wife demanded and pointed a finger towards the Yin-Yang plate to turn it on. What can a man do? Be a man of course! I fucked both of them hard, filing their mouths and wombs with my milk, until the Formation ended. Man, these Dao King were quite thirsty. Luckily I was already a Great Sage and could take the effort like a champion. A lesser man would have been dead by now. Drained dry and desiccated. I was not a lesser man.
Luoli came inside using the door like a normal person, and ran to pour herself a cup of Buzhou tea.
"Pef Tian, buy me a dozen catties of this tea!" she demanded like a princess, holding her hand chest high to show me how much tea she wanted. Instead of answering, I grabbed her breasts and molded them in my hands.
"See, if I had these nice breasts wrapped around my dick, and the voice tone was begging instead of ordering, I could help you, Luoli. Such a shame you never learned humility in either life." I commented like a scumbag, and twisted her nipples through her robes. Petunia and Willow giggled and vanished, leaving me to fight my marital battle alone. Luoli sipped her tea then sighed.
"What is this about, Pef Tian? Do you lack money, women or anything at all?" she asked in a more reasonable voice. I squeezed her breasts again.
"Teach me about oaths, my lovely wife. Everything you know, or heard even remotely. But do it naked while riding my dick. Such lessons should be immoral." Luoli gulped her tea, then stored her clothes away and climbed in my lap. In a minute she was riding my dick in slow, measured waves, while her breasts bounced with an invisible rhythm and smacked my face. She then kissed me hard, and used our mouths as a medium to impart her knowledge.
Tasting like tea and old library books, the vast data transmission filled my mind, going back billions of years and forward even more. Part of this knowledge was indeed related to Formations just like I suspected. Particularly the oaths involving the Heavens. But beyond that, the oaths involved the Great Dao and used Yuan Qi to anchor them, a kind of immoral qi not found on this small world.
Turns out, Luoli exhausted her Sacred Body to squeeze a drop of Yuan Sun Qi and anchor herself with a Great Dao oath, escaping from the time pyramid's 7th level, until someone worthy would find her. And if this event ever happened, she would be oathbound to follow this worthy person forevermore. The memories explained a lot, especially what happened inside the pyramid. Not everything, but I also had my own brain to think.
"You took such an insane risk. What if the man who found you wasn't me?" I asked with a tired mind. Luoli embraced me and kept riding.
"Not possible. The Great Dao is omnipotent, and all knowing. The big Emperors upstairs are only ants in comparison. And you are the proof. Three flowers and a lotus. There could never be someone more worthy." she answered with a content voice, while squeezing my dick inside her.
"So, I'm not a scumbag?" I asked to make sure. Luoli sighed and kissed me hard.
"Shut up! Worthy doesn't mean perfect." she complained while riding my dick.

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