Chương 225: Chapter 204: Stat-Check the Problem Into the Ground
The Lamp That No Longer Shines: An Action Comedy · Broken_Bulb · 227 chương · ~23 phút đọc · Tạo 10/09/2026
[Time]: Autumn Semester, Day 5 — 9: 00 AM [Location]: West Campus · Yggdrasil Academy · Transmutation Spire · Tiered Lecture Hall The lecture opened, responsibly enough, on the classical principles of Transmutation. By 9: 14 it had drifted into Alchemical material reduction. By 9: 22 it had taken a hard left into soil nutrient density, and by 9: 30 the Tenth Seat of the High Council had abandoned the syllabus outright to deliver a breathless, misty-eyed soliloquy on the cultivation cycles of tropical ferns.
In the second row, Hathaway sat with her quill frozen over a half-drawn geometric array, ran a full diagnostic on her own audio receptors, and found them regrettably functional.
"The tragedy of the [Nineteen-Leaf Clover]," Heidi murmured, adjusting a holographic frond with the delicate care of a mother straightening her child's collar, "is its appalling return on investment." She sighed, a sound carrying the weight of a misunderstood artist.
"It is the crown jewel of the sixteen probability-altering flora in the known catalog, capable of lifting a dragon-transformation matrix by a full order of magnitude. And still, five years to mature a single planting. Run the true conversion rate honestly, and it barely edges out a Mandrake's." A last, wistful stroke of the leaf.
"So I grow only what my own cabinet requires. Perhaps a spare cutting, now and then, for someone I am fond of. To expand the plot further would simply be irrational." Hathaway's inner accountant did not buy a word of the performance. Barely edges out a Mandrake's?
Her memory yanked the reference file before her indignation could catch up: Top fifty on the high-tier alchemical materials list, load-bearing catalyst for five hundred and sixty-seven legendary artifacts and twenty-six hundred elite potions besides, and its one truly irreplaceable function amounted to a literal extra life, the exact reason every treasury in the Inner Sea hoarded it as a strategic reserve.
Heidi was describing a margin that merely outperformed that the way old money describes a coin dropped on the floor: technically worth having, not worth the indignity of bending over for. Down at the podium, Heidi clasped her hands, and a look of transcendent peace settled over her flawless features.
"Honestly," she said, her wind-chime voice carrying a candor that verged on a cognitohazard, "I have always held that the most useless school of magic is Enchantment. And Transmutation runs a very close second." Forty-five quills stopped scratching in unison.
"A blacksmith's discipline," Heidi continued, waving one elegant hand at the glowing arrays she had personally drawn ten minutes earlier.
"Manual labor dressed up as physics." She examined her own life's work with faint distaste.
"We have never been introduced." The silence acquired its own gravitational pull. Across the tiered seating, the most brilliant, cutthroat sophomores in the academy, scions of ancient houses who had waged genuine geopolitical warfare to secure a chair in this room, held perfectly still, the collective stillness of prey animals betting everything on the predator's vision being based on movement. Professor, went the psychic scream rolling silently up the rows, we are begging you to read the name carved over the door.
We paid tuition for this. Whatever botanical trance had gripped the Grandmaster finally ran its course. Heidi blinked, and the warm, misty gardener vanished between one frame and the next, overwritten by the freezing authority of the Tenth Seat.
"But since you insist on learning the manual labor of reality," she said, her tone dropping toward absolute zero, "we will discuss the application that rewrote the discipline." She flicked her wrist. The botanical diagrams evaporated, and a colossal anatomical cross-section of a legendary winged reptile detonated across the front of the hall, thirty feet of skeletal projection so dense with suspended runic architecture that the air hummed with static.
Before Heidi, the absolute pinnacle of Transmutation had always been a multiple-choice question. Ask any Witch to name the school's defining spells, and she would cite the classical Big Four: [Draconic Polymorph], [Replicate Casting], [Time Stop], and [Greater Sun-Breath Frost]. After Heidi, the multiple choice collapsed to one answer, and every Witch in the Inner Sea heard the word Transmutation and thought of exactly one thing. You turn into a dragon.
"Partial Draconic Polymorph," Heidi announced, pacing beneath the glowing beast.
"A Tier-6 architecture of my own design." She waved a dismissive hand.
"The old version seizes the whole chassis in a single motion, and always has." Pride sharpened her voice.
"My contribution runs the opposite direction. I partitioned it into five independent modules, each a complete asset in its own right." Her wand tapped the hologram's skull, and the horns flared crimson.
"Dragon Horns. They map to the arcane specialty of Spell Penetration. Once they manifest, your casting bypasses standard shielding arrays as though they were wet paper." The wand swept to the wings, which ignited azure.
"Dragon Wings. Flight, of course, but more usefully they hard-code the spell-like ability [Gale Sweep] straight into your reflex arc, alongside the bottomless endurance of a winged leviathan." The tail glowed molten gold.
"Dragon Tail. A pure physical instrument. Raw kinetic authority enough to shatter a kinetic ward on contact and level a fortress behind it." The wand moved to the chest, where an emerald core pulsed to life.
"Dragon Heart. So long as a single scrap of your flesh survives intact, the heart holds the blueprint and reconstructs the rest at speed." And finally, between the glowing eyes.
"Dragon Brain." Heidi let the wand rest there.
"Your mind does not change. Only the vessel it runs in. Rehouse it in draconic capacity, and that alone grants continuous, multi-threaded Dual-School casting." This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Hathaway's developer brain caught fire. A modular, plug-and-play upgrade path, and every module ships standalone. The structural elegance was staggering enough to feel religious.
Compile all five, and by Heidi's design the matrices linked natively, integrating on their own into the Tier-8 [Assume the Dragon], the first constructed spell in recorded history to execute at the cast speed and lethal output of an innate spell-like ability. And the genius did not stop at execution. Heidi had ruthlessly slashed the material cost of the ritual, so that a Witch grinding through the brutal Tier-6 bottleneck would not have to bankrupt herself to stay armed.
Each partial module ran as a router to three or four draconic sub-spells besides, from [Dragon Breath] to [Dragon Roar], an unholy, seamless fusion of Evocation, Transmutation, Conjuration, and Necromancy braided into one mandatory skill tree that every combat Witch on the server had long since adopted as gospel. This is my combat patch. Something picks a fight, I execute the script. I turn into a dragon. I stat-check the problem into the ground.
And on the rare occasion the problem outscaled a dragon, the fallback was elegant in its own right: I fall over and wait for the respawn. With an Arch-Witch battery behind it, this one skill tree would haul her out of glass-cannon purgatory and drop her, overnight, into the neighborhood of the sub-top-tier heavy hitters.
"My system runs from a Tier-3 wireframe up to Legendary actualization," Heidi said, collapsing the blueprint down into a leaner, simpler geometry.
"Today we dissect the Tier-3 baseline." In any other class, walking a Tier-3 spell past this room would have drawn open, arrogant yawns. Not today.
Forty-five of the most gifted egos in the civilization leaned so far over their desks they were half out of their chairs, tracking every node with the unblinking hunger of auditors hunting embezzlement, because this was Heidi Lucent narrating her own source code frame by frame, and every rune path and every stroke of chalk was a proprietary secret worth a small fortune on the open market.
The carrot hung in plain sight over all of it: learn this, and the Tier-6 modules are yours; master all five, and you fight in a weight class most Witches never reach. The great bell tolled as Heidi wiped the array.
"Review the node connections before next session," she said, drifting toward the exit on silent velvet slippers.
"And do not forget your composite spell assignments." The door clicked shut. [Time]: Autumn Semester, Day 5 — 11: 15 AM [Location]: West Campus · Yggdrasil Academy · Courtyard The intoxicating high of rendering dragon-code lasted precisely until the crisp autumn air of the courtyard hit Hathaway's face and reminded her, with the subtlety of a dropped anvil, that the Tier-3 wireframe was not the thing due on Tuesday. The composite spell.
An original, dual-school architecture, built from the internal-and-external molecular paradigm, four days out and not one line of it written. She dropped onto a stone bench and looked around at the other three.
"So," she said, without much hope.
"How is everyone doing on theirs?" Surtrina collapsed onto the bench beside her, the aggressive swagger draining out of her posture, the flame at her tail-tip guttering down to a miserable ember.
"Ten drafts. I've scrapped ten." She kicked a loose pebble across the flagstones.
"I stabilize the Evocation matrix. Illusion goes cheap. Reinforce the Illusion, the damage collapses, every version dying on the bench. They aren't elegant enough to live."
"Ten," Hathaway said, patting her shoulder.
"That's ten more than me. Spectra?" Spectra was staring at a fixed point three feet above the cobblestones, her eyes hollowed out, the shadows at her feet twitching in erratic, jagged spasms.
"Her fingerprints are in everything," she whispered to no one.
"I weave the ectoplasm, and it comes out in her cadence. I invert the thermal decay, and it lands on a thesis she published ten years ago. It is in every foundation I pour." She lowered her forehead into her pale palms.
"From which lobe do I even begin scrubbing my own memory to wash her out?" Hathaway winced in sympathy and turned to her left. Victoria stood against the stone archway, silver hair catching the light, her posture immaculate. But it was the brittle perfection of glass a half-degree from failure, and the thing swimming in the pale blue of her eyes was the quiet despair of a theologian steadily losing her religion.
"The harder I try to abandon the Ultra-Modernist framework," Victoria said, her voice distant, "the more precisely I understand how correct Marianne Horton was. Discarding it feels like tearing down a mansion of refined steel so that I may rebuild it out of mud." Her jaw tightened by a fraction.
"I am fighting my own common sense. And losing." Hathaway surveyed the three brightest stars of her generation, each blue-screening on a highly personalized flavor of their own hubris: a pyromaniac executing her own children on the bench, a prodigy performing surgery on her memory to evict her mother, and a zealot at war with the fact that her heresy was true. She coughed into her fist and floated a trial balloon.
"Hypothetically," she said, keeping it light, innocent, and deeply pragmatic.
"Is it strictly forbidden to ask someone else for a second opinion?" Three heads snapped toward her at once.
"Not to have them do it," she defended, raising both hands.
"Just to look it over. Someone who has done this before, telling you where the structure gives out. People do that." Surtrina's pride lost.
"It's not against the rules for homework," she admitted, her tail lashing the stones, "but you can't smuggle a lifeline into the A3 certification. If I don't bleed for this now, I choke in the real arena later." Spectra lifted her head from her hands. The hollowness in her eyes sharpened, all at once, into a dark and terrible resolve, and the air around her bench dropped several degrees.
"If I cannot excise her on my own," she said, flat as a closing door, "then I have no choice. I will consult Sonia. Or the Castle Lord." Hathaway's cross-reference threw an error. The Eighth Seat of the High Council. And Eve Hawkins, the Castle Lord. A former Grand Witch. She stared at the side of Spectra's pale face. She is proposing to call in two strategic deterrents to proofread a sophomore homework assignment. Beside her, Victoria pushed off the archway.
She rose to her full height, and the despair went out of her pale eyes all at once, replaced by something absolute, fanatical, and entirely detached from her standard self-preservation protocols. A Wellington who had just burned her own pride to the bedrock.
"You are right, Hathaway," she said, her voice silk over a scalpel.
"An external perspective is exactly what shatters a paradigm. Yes. As expected, I should go and ask them." Hathaway's soul evacuated her body via the nearest exit. Them. There was exactly one group of people alive qualified to consult on Ultra-Modernist theory at the ceiling of the discipline, and Victoria said the word the way you say it about family.
"That circle of them," Hathaway said, her voice climbing a full octave, "it doesn't happen to include Evangeline, does it?" Victoria did not answer. She was already smoothing the cuff of one glove with serene, terrifying efficiency. I opened my mouth to propose a study group, Hathaway thought, watching the woman she loved calmly open a line to the architect of a continent-scale apocalypse over homework help, cold sweat threading down her spine. And somehow authorized an arcane arms race instead.

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