Chương 212: Chapter 191: An Overflowing Buffer of Miracles and Catastrophes
The Lamp That No Longer Shines: An Action Comedy · Broken_Bulb · 227 chương · ~18 phút đọc · Tạo 19/08/2026
[Time]: Summer Break, Day 50 — 10: 45 AM [Location]: White City · Townhouse 107 The heavy mahogany door of Townhouse 107 clicked shut. Victoria was standing at the parlor archway, her silver hair catching the mid-morning light at a cool, precise angle, and Hathaway hadn't even slipped her arms out of her greatcoat before she felt the full, quiet weight of that attention land on her.
Standard outcomes of a pre-sunrise summons to the main house: either the family endorses you in person, or they slide a numbered account across the table and point at the city limits. Hathaway raised both hands, immediately and preemptively.
"A lot of highly chaotic things happened this morning," she announced, her voice carrying clearly across the foyer.
"The processing logs are a complete disaster. But the compiled final output is good. Extremely good." She met Victoria's eyes.
"Zero structural damage to our arrangement." The invisible tension holding Victoria's shoulders in their impeccable line dissolved, slowly and completely, the way a locked mechanism releases when the correct key finally finds the tumbler. Her gaze moved over Hathaway once with the particular quality of a scholar whose previous model has just required revision, then her lips curved into a faint, unguarded smile, the kind that arrived without calculation.
"How many encounters did they arrange?" Victoria asked, stepping back to let her into the parlor. Hathaway followed, finally kicking her boots off and dropping onto the sofa with a controlled collapse.
"Just one. The Sun Volcano." Victoria's brow arched.
"The Sun Volcano calibrates for constitution, not mana." Her eyes tracked across Hathaway's frame with the precise attention of a scholar whose model has just returned a contradiction.
"What I am currently reading should not exist."
"It's a long story," Hathaway muttered, rubbing the bridge of her nose against the phantom sensation of swimming through liquid stone.
"The short version: the Sun Volcano is now a completely ordinary geological formation. I drained the encounter to absolute zero." Three seconds of perfect, architectural silence. Then a gloved hand rose and pressed gently against her mouth, and Victoria Wellington, who had been observed laughing with genuine spontaneity approximately never in recorded social history, laughed. It was a soft sound, quiet and crystalline, barely disturbing the air, but completely unfiltered.
Her pale eyes curved into bright crescents, a warmth surfacing in them that bypassed all standard Wellington aesthetic discipline. The arithmetic was clean: the Ludwig military-industrial complex had just absorbed an unrecoverable supply chain loss, and every unit of it now lived in her girlfriend. Absolute peak of romantic synergy, Hathaway noted, watching the rare, unguarded amusement move across Victoria's features.
Your personal growth and your business rivals' catastrophic supply chain disruption occur simultaneously, and you didn't even have to leave the living room.
"No wonder," Victoria murmured, her eyes still bright. Deep in the dimensional weight of her spatial ring, the dragon-leather tome of [Ovelia's Evil Lantern Cat Sunflare Burst] sat with the comfortable, dormant menace of an active geological fault. Hathaway had placed it there before she even stepped into the Ludwig carriage. She had absolutely no intention of mentioning it.
Victoria lowered her hand, the amusement fading into something quieter: the particular expression of a chess player who has already calculated twelve moves forward from the current board position.
"I presume," Victoria said, her tone entirely casual, "that they also handed you that spell." Hathaway's spine executed an involuntary, full-system snap to attention. A wave of completely irrational guilt crashed over her chest: the highly specific, suffocating guilt of someone caught hiding a deeply irresponsible credit card purchase in a coat pocket that has just been found by a spouse.
"Y-yeah," Hathaway stammered, her gaze finding a very interesting section of the rug.
"But I haven't even opened it yet. I'm just looking at the theory." Victoria crossed the parlor with her characteristic unhurried precision, stopping well within Hathaway's personal space and looking at her with pale eyes that contained a thousand unsaid words arranged in perfect, logical order.
"Be careful," Victoria said quietly.
"Otherwise, I am going to have to find someone to open a green channel for your resurrection paperwork."
"You really don't need to worry," Hathaway said.
"The Ludwig family has solid middle management connections across several Underworld departments. If I vaporize myself, they can fast-track the respawn queue." If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.
"Hathaway," Victoria said, her voice dropping a full octave.
"What, precisely, gave you the illusion that my family doesn't have people down there?" The floor shifted. Her logic engine assembled the implications with the mechanical, unstoppable efficiency of a build pipeline compiling without errors: the Wellingtons and the Ludwigs had been killing each other, and themselves, in parallel for centuries. Their mortal casualty rate was statistically comparable.
If the Ludwig ancestors had spent the intervening millennia embedding themselves in the Underworld's administrative infrastructure as a long-term strategic asset, the Wellington ancestors had done exactly the same thing to maintain administrative parity. The blood feud does not stop at the grave. The scenario rendered itself, unbidden and devastatingly detailed.
Hathaway's soul, freshly vaporized by an improperly compressed T8 detonation, standing in translucent form at a celestial processing center holding ticket number 4, 092. Behind the counter, a spectral Ludwig great-aunt is frantically rubber-stamping an expedited revival permit. The door opens.
Three deceased Wellington ancestors enter at a measured pace, immaculate and unhurried, and place a formal objection on the desk: the revival application had been submitted without the required forty-eight-hour advance notice to interested parties. The audit commences. Documentation is disputed. Filing cabinets are deployed as weapons. Hathaway's soul sits in the waiting area holding its paper ticket while geological eons tick past.
Thank Ovelia I am dating Victoria: diplomatic protection in at least two planes of existence simultaneously. Hathaway forcibly cleared the processing thread before it could generate a third scenario.
"Speaking of families," she said, pivoting with deliberate momentum.
"Since the Elders dragged me back to the main house today: your family is going to summon you at some point. What is their current operational temperature? Are you going to be all right?" Victoria's expression remained perfectly composed, neither warm nor cold, revealing nothing.
"They are currently experiencing," Victoria said, "a severe information overload. The priority queue has collapsed entirely." Hathaway ran the mental simulation: Cecilia wins the Grand Masters Championship for Holheim, pure triumph. Evangeline bound by a slave contract, horror and political catastrophe. Cecilia holds the contract, situation contained. Evangeline stands to lose her Arch-Witch seat, full-scale panic. That seat could transfer to Cecilia, peak ecstasy.
And then, in the middle of this violent oscillation between historical catastrophe and historic triumph, the quietest, most obedient, least administratively troublesome daughter in the Wellington household formally announced that she was dating a Ludwig. System crash. Primary board incinerated. Awaiting emergency restart.
"And this morning's intelligence has presumably reached them by now as well," Victoria added, settling her hands in her lap with practiced composure.
"The Ludwig Sun Volcano is dead." She held Hathaway's gaze.
"Followed immediately by the confirmation that a Ludwig has just demonstrated a mana ceiling mapping to the Grand Witch strata, and by the realization that this particular Ludwig is my girlfriend." The Wellington elders were almost certainly sitting in their grand drawing rooms right now, staring at the wall paneling, entirely unable to determine whether to open champagne or declare a state of emergency.
"You don't need to worry," Victoria said.
"Cecilia will convince them." You can always trust Cecilia. That fact was as reliable as the rotation of the Inner Sea. Hathaway glanced around the suspiciously quiet ground floor.
"Where are Margaret and Anna? I expected them to be waiting." Something complex moved across Victoria's face, her composure flickering: a brief, nearly imperceptible shift, the specific micro-expression of a person who has been watching a detonation charge tick down for the past hour and has made the extremely rational decision to position themselves at a safe distance. She raised one hand and gestured, vaguely, toward the corridor.
"The kitchen," Victoria said.
"I would recommend going to see for yourself." [Location]: White City · Townhouse 107 · Kitchen Hathaway pushed the kitchen door open. Margaret was standing at the island counter. She was holding a small porcelain teacup beneath the brass hot-water dispenser, the tap open and running. She had been standing there long enough that the cup had overflowed approximately three minutes ago.
A steady, steaming cascade of boiling water was pouring over her knuckles, spreading across the marble countertop in a widening pool and dripping off the edge onto the floor in a quiet, continuous stream. Margaret did not appear to notice. She was staring at the kitchen wall with the dilated, perfectly blank eyes of a woman whose consciousness had departed the physical premises entirely.
"Mom?" Hathaway ventured. Margaret turned with the delayed, processing-lag cadence of an overtaxed server receiving a new request, her eyes finding Hathaway's face and focusing somewhere approximately eight hundred kilometers beyond it.
"Wilhelmina called," Margaret said, her voice entirely without inflection, the hollow monotone of a system reading from a cached log file.
"Fifty-one thousand. The treasury. The Sun Volcano." A long pause.
"Hattie. Did you eat the volcano?" At the kitchen table, Anna was operating at the diametrically opposite frequency. She was surrounded by stacks of parchment, open financial ledgers, and an annotated project calendar that extended into years that had not yet occurred. Her fountain pen was moving across a schematic at a speed that suggested either divine inspiration or a genuine structural emergency, the nib leaving thick, deliberate strokes across the paper.
"The Wellington ancestral hall accommodates eighteen hundred guests," Anna muttered, slashing a figure off a list with surgical economy.
"Unacceptable. We require vertical dominance. A secondary elevation tier, minimum forty meters." A pause as she circled a number.
"We need first right of refusal on every premium venue in the White City. File the paperwork today. All of it."
"Mother. Anna." Hathaway stepped fully through the door.
"I have been dating her for one day."
"Irrelevant," Anna said, without looking up. Her pen drove through a line item so aggressively the nib punched clean through the paper.
"The logistical supply chain waits for no one." Hathaway stood in the doorway, running the probability on available interventions. Zero, rounded down. She stepped backward through the door and let it swing shut behind her with a soft, conclusive click. Victoria was in the parlor exactly where she had been left.
"They are beyond current communication range," Hathaway reported.
"I am going to go calibrate my alchemy equipment before someone asks me about the guest list."

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