Chương 211: Chapter 190: A Codebase Throwing the Same Fatal Runtime Error Since Its First Deployment
The Lamp That No Longer Shines: An Action Comedy · Broken_Bulb · 227 chương · ~20 phút đọc · Tạo 17/08/2026
[Time]: Summer Break, Day 50 — 9: 25 AM [Location]: Blazing Day Plains · The Sun Volcano Hathaway's cognitive processor had been hard-rebooting for over a minute. She had an itemized list. I went swimming. The volcano died. My talent apparently has a Grand Witch ceiling. Three facts, sitting in her working memory like a file error she could not dismiss.
The [51, 873] had already dissolved from the dead air, but the caldera below, still boiling red and hot but stripped of every trace of its former golden light, confirmed that at least one of the three was a persistent geological reality. She shook her head and forced a manual restart. She looked up at the Matriarch.
"Aunt Wilhelmina," Hathaway said, her voice sounding thin in the vast, silent crater.
"So. What exactly is my Trait?" Wilhelmina's face changed. The maternal warmth evacuated in a single frame, instantly overwritten by the manic, hyper-focused intensity of a lead researcher who had, against all probability, just isolated a brand-new isotope. She began to pace a tight circle on the basalt shelf, magma-silk robes sweeping ash.
"Normal mana starvation is a vacuum," Wilhelmina began, her cadence dropping into rapid, clinical syllables.
"It sucks in heat, kinetic energy, biological density, spiritual substrate, and mashes it all into one chaotic slurry. Your mana did not do that." She pointed the heavy ceremonial scepter at the caldera below, where the magma still churned in slow, heavy rolls, indifferent and mundane.
"It acted as a centrifuge." Hathaway blinked.
"Three distinct variables existed in that magma: the thermal energy, the physical geological density, and the foundational spiritual substrate that made this place a sacred encounter site. Your mana separated them with surgical precision. It extracted the spiritual substrate entirely, cleanly, and left the other two properties untouched." Wilhelmina's eyes blazed with academic awe.
"The magma is still boiling. You took the concept that made it capable of being magical. You deleted the core operating system, and the physical matter simply returned to its factory default.
"You took the magic. You left the physics."
"The density of your mana," Wilhelmina continued, voice dropping, "already exceeds any magical environment calibrated within your current range. Physics dictates that things flow toward the point of highest density. The ambient magic around you simply becomes less relevant. As your pool expands, so does the radius of what falls under your gravity." The Matriarch held her gaze, and the Grand Witch hypothesis burning in her eyes was the size of a collapsing star.
"If you fully liberate your True Mana Form," Wilhelmina whispered, "you will strip all mystery from everything within your operational radius." Hathaway stood completely rigid. Her memory supplied an image without prompting: Earth. Commuter trains. Fluorescent office ceilings. A world governed entirely by cold, sterile thermodynamics where the supernatural did not exist and had never been permitted to. I am going to have the theoretical capacity to turn my immediate vicinity into my old home, Hathaway realized.
The only difference is that in this dead-magic zone, I would be the only person left with a loaded gun, in a room full of people who have just discovered that their wands are expensive sticks.
"How reassuring," she murmured, her voice entirely flat.
"Haha." She swallowed.
"Has anyone else in the history of the Inner Sea ever possessed this Trait?" Wilhelmina let out a booming laugh that dislodged a small shower of ash from the nearest rock shelf.
"Oh, my dear niece. I can personally guarantee that your Trait is so unprecedentedly unique, the archivists have no name for it whatsoever." At the edge of her peripheral vision, Hathaway saw it. Bella's single uncovered eye ignited. The Chuunibyou was vibrating on her boots, inhaling a massive theatrical lungful of air, both hands rising in preparation for a proclamation of cosmic weight. Hathaway's survival instincts issued a full system alert. Code red, her internal processor shrieked.
The naming ceremony is initiating. If she speaks first, you are going to spend the rest of your immortal life shouting something with at least fourteen syllables in public. Generate a string! Right now! You are a developer! Name things! Her logic engine threw sparks, spinning up her rusty, long-neglected naming protocols at maximum priority. She had been out of the middle-school Chuunibyou phase for far too many years. Her creative processor threw off desperate candidates: The Admin Override? The Big Eraser?
Density... Management... Protocol? She was nowhere near fast enough. Bella swept her cloak over one shoulder and raised a trembling hand." [Umbra]." This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Then Bella's voice shed its usual bombast entirely. What remained was a quiet, chilling resonance with no theatrical scaffolding holding it up.
"In the moment of the eclipse, the umbra claims all light from the world. The sun is still there. The light is still there. It is simply that the shadow has taken all of it for herself." Silence hung over the caldera. Rhode lowered her sunglasses. Elder Frederica nodded slowly, with something that looked uncomfortably like genuine respect.
"For once in your life," Wilhelmina said, regarding Bella with unfeigned appreciation, "you have produced a string of syllables that actually makes structural sense. Elegant. Accurate. Perfectly weighted." A pause." [Umbra] it is." Hathaway opened her mouth and closed it. The lore was airtight and the branding was concise, and both of those facts were deeply against her will.
She accepted the irreversibility with the quiet, dignified resignation of a system administrator watching a merge commit sail past code review. Eclipse, she thought. This title is going to follow me into the grave.
She had approximately two seconds to sit with this before Elder Frederica stepped forward with the precision of a deployment order and the expression of a woman who had been waiting all morning for exactly this moment.
"Now that your baseline is secured and your Trait is cataloged," Frederica announced, her armored voice settling into formal, ceremonial gravity, "it is time to bestow the family's other heirloom." Another heirloom? Please let it be small. Please. If it is another priceless geographical landmark, I cannot survive the liability. Frederica reached into her spatial storage and produced a book. It possessed the physical dimensions and weight of an unabridged dictionary.
The cover was bound in legendary-tier dragon leather, the scales still carrying a faint, residual heat that prickled against Hathaway's palms from several feet away. Pressed into the front cover, in hot-stamped gold foil so aggressively ostentatious it practically emitted its own ambient illumination, was the title. [Tier-8 Spell: Ovelia's Evil Lantern Cat Sunflare Burst] Frederica's gauntleted hand moved across the cover with slow, ancestral reverence.
"When our bloodline swore eternal fealty to Ovelia, She bestowed this matrix upon us personally. A gift. A token of the alliance." Wilhelmina's chin lifted several degrees.
"Those Wellington bats have spent every subsequent decade sneering that our precision is too sloppy to be worthy of it." Her expression settled into the specific, perfectly preserved vindictiveness of an aristocrat who has been nursing a grievance across multiple generations.
"So we made it mandatory curriculum for every successor with sufficient talent. We cast it as frequently as possible, precisely because they don't have it." Then Wilhelmina's righteous fury stuttered. She looked at Hathaway, and something complicated moved across her face: pride warring with acute geopolitical anxiety. She gripped Hathaway's shoulders.
"Niece," she began, her voice dropping.
"You have just entered the honeymoon phase of your arrangement, and I understand this breeds a certain laxity in information security. But you must swear to me." She swallowed the pill whole.
"You absolutely cannot let that Wellington girl see you practicing this."
"I swear," Hathaway said.
"If you encounter any difficulty in the matrix," Frederica instructed, tapping the cover, "you come home and ask the family. Understood?"
"Understood." Frederica unclasped the heavy lock and held the book open. At the center of each page, written in flowing, elegant script that radiated the effortless authority of someone who had never once doubted her own genius, were Ovelia's original annotations. It looked like documentation authored by a master architect who had built something beautiful without pausing to consider whether anyone else would be physically capable of replicating it. The margins were a completely different document.
Surrounding Ovelia's elegant theory were dense, frantic, overlapping notes in dozens of different Ludwig hands. Hathaway scanned it. A codebase that had been throwing the same fatal runtime error since its first deployment, with each successive developer inheriting the previous one's unresolved despair. Year 1947: Compression stabilized at 2, 200m. The thermal feedback at this radius is already catastrophic. I have re-read this matrix seventeen times. The problem is entirely our bodies. Year 1963: Reached 1, 900m.
The recoil instantly vaporized me into fine ash. This is a targeted biological purge. I had to bribe a mid-level Underworld bureaucrat for an expedited respawn just to write this note. Year 1981: 1, 400m. The minimum viable chassis is Legendary-tier. Standard constitution is a joke. My sister is dual-classing into Vanguard Monk and forcing a biological overwrite with Abyssal Titan marrow. The Wellington family will have nothing left to sneer about. Frederica turned to a well-worn page near the back.
She pointed to a specific line, her voice going quiet.
"Among your generation," Frederica said, "the current peak is Bella at fifteen hundred meters. Your grandmother compressed the ignition radius to exactly nine hundred meters. It is the absolute pinnacle of our family's recorded history." Hathaway read Ovelia's original notation at the top of the page. [Standard Operational Radius: 115 Meters.] She stared at the number. It is a cliff-face: a sheer drop built by a genius who simply could not conceive of the biological limitations of the mortals she handed it to.
She looked up from the page, her voice measured.
"Aunt Wilhelmina. Where is Grandmother? She wasn't at the tribunal this morning." Wilhelmina let out a long, fond exhale.
"Oh, she's currently vacationing in the Underworld: leased a private fishery along the River Styx, spends her days casting lines for soul-koi." Hathaway swallowed.
"... Did she die casting this spell?"
"She did," Wilhelmina confirmed, with the calm, factual acceptance of someone noting a minor administrative event.
"She was attempting to break the eight-hundred-meter compression barrier. She had the math almost right. The containment matrix slipped at the last microsecond and vaporized the entire testing range." A pause.
"A genuine tragedy she didn't quite make it." The Matriarch placed the heavy tome into Hathaway's arms with the solemnity of a dynastic inheritance. Her eyes lit with fierce, expectant love.
"Niece. Practice hard. I have total faith that you will one day surpass your grandmother's height." Hathaway stood in the center of the now-ordinary volcano, clutching a manual that had canonically blown her grandmother into the afterlife, pressed against her chest like an active device.
"Aunt Wilhelmina," Hathaway asked, her voice very carefully controlled.
"Does our family have administrative connections in the Underworld? What is the current wait time on the respawn queue?"
"Put your heart completely at ease!" Wilhelmina waved a dismissive hand.
"Half your ancestors passed the civil service exams after they blew themselves up. We have Ludwigs in middle management across several departments down there. If you vaporize yourself, we can fast-track the resurrection paperwork and have you back in the physical realm before the weekend." Hathaway looked down at the gold-foil lettering on the cover.
She thought about the 560, 000 Solars in her spatial ring, the zero-point-eight percent employment rate of Alchemy, the two A2 certificates in her girlfriend's academic portfolio, and the Wellington family, who had historically survived this exact spell by standing in the blast radius and finding the experience unremarkable. She tightened her grip on the dragon-leather cover and looked up at her family.
"I will," Hathaway said, "work hard."

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