Chương 123: Feeding the Tree Spirit with One Poop and One Urine

"What did you say?!"

Ms. Shu frowned, realizing that things were not so simple, and a look of shock appeared on her face.

Roland also covered her mouth in alarm, which dispelled some of her drunkenness.

not good!

Drinking really leads to trouble!

Roland shrank back and murmured.

"I was just joking, how could I be so rude?"

"You'd be a fool to believe that; you must have done something uncivilized!"

Ms. Shu said angrily, frowning as she began to think.

Where exactly in the garden did Miss Roland relieve herself?

She's such a powerful tree spirit, yet she didn't even notice.

Unless Roland remembers to activate the shielding magic circle when she relieves herself, just like she did when she watered her with the magic potion.

Wait... pouring magic potion?

Ms. Tree suddenly froze.

In the beginning, the potions used to water her were of inconsistent quality.

Considering the fertilization issue we just discussed, and the source of the daily bottle of milk, is there a potentially bland potion that could be...?

Wow... My goodness, Miss Roland is a treasure from head to toe!

Ms. Shu thought to herself that this was outrageous and for a moment forgot what to say.

When Roland saw that Ms. Tree was not speaking, her heart was pounding in her throat.

Fearing that Ms. Shu might follow the clues and discover the peculiarity of her body, she quickly raised her voice.

"Miss Tree, I was really just joking. Look how cute I am, how could I do something like that?"

"I won't talk about tree spirits and fertilizer anymore. Let's continue eating, okay?"

She feigned a pitiful appearance, moving a chair next to Ms. Shu, and half-acted cutely and half-coquettishly accompanied her while she drank.

To distract Ms. Tree, she even forked a steak and fed it to her.

"Oh, Miss Tree, you must try this pork chop, it's really delicious."

Ms. Tree realized what was happening, gave a mock hum, and played along with Roland's performance.

"You'd better be joking about what just happened."

Roland chuckled twice.

"Of course I'm joking."

"Come, come, Miss Tree, let me pour you some wine~"

"Miss Tree, would you like to try this chocolate mousse?"

Ms. Tree looked at Roland beside her, who was fawning over her like a little maid.

Although she was wearing a nightgown, her heart-shaped eyes and slightly tipsy expression were even more alluring than if she were deliberately dressed as a maid.

It possesses a natural, captivating charm.

Once she understood the reason behind it, she was overjoyed.

Not only did we suffer no losses, but we also gained Roland's flattery and ingratiation for nothing. How satisfying!

She opened her mouth and ate the small mousse cake that Roland was holding with her fingers, then mischievously licked Roland's fingers.

Roland pulled her hand back as if she had been electrocuted, and glanced at Ms. Tree with some doubt.

The two-meter-tall tree spirit seemed to have done nothing, tilting its head at Roland.

Hmm... I guess I'm overthinking it.

Roland comforted herself and continued to feed him attentively, clinking glasses more and more often.

The more Roland drank, the more sluggish her movements became, and the food she fed her would occasionally brush against the Tree Lady's face or fall into the Tree Lady's chest.

Before long, Ms. Shu exclaimed that she couldn't take it anymore.

"Stop, stop, Miss Roland, please stop feeding her. You're drunk."

With one big eye and one small eye, Roland looked at the somewhat disheveled Tree Lady and slapped her thigh as she spoke.

"Oh! I'm so sorry, Miss Tree."

"I'm so clumsy, I made a mess everywhere."

As he spoke, he reached out his oily hand, intending to wipe the sauce from the corner of Ms. Shu's mouth.

Ms. Tree quickly grabbed Roland's wrist, both amused and exasperated.

"Okay, okay, I don't really care about the topic of farmyard manure."

"Although I hate to admit it, tree spirits can indeed absorb fertilizer using their physical bodies."

"After all, strictly speaking, we are still plants, but most tree spirits are somewhat bothered by this."

Roland's eyes lit up.

It's great that things have been resolved so quickly.

But seeing Ms. Shu's embarrassed expression gave her a strange sense of victory.

In a moment of madness, he clenched his right fist and slammed it into his palm.

"So what I said was actually true, you really can grow up eating manure, right?"

"I could raise a tree spirit from scratch, feeding it my every drop of poop and pee!"

Three question marks appeared above the tree lady's head, and her cheeks began to flush red from the bottom up, turning the entire tree spirit a warm red.

I'm giving you a way out, and you're still not happy, are you?

Is this something a human being could say?

She couldn't bring herself to say something like that even if she were deliberately picking a fight.

Half a minute later.

As Ms. Tree pulled at her face, Roland stammered and kept begging for mercy.

"Good sister, Sister Tree, please let me go. I'm drunk and I can't keep my mouth shut."

"I really don't want to talk about this anymore. Let's continue drinking and eating."

Ms. Tree released Roland in an annoyed manner.

"You still know we're at the dinner table? I've lost my appetite!"

"I'm so sorry, I apologize~" Roland raised her glass obsequiously and began drinking heavily again.

The tree liqueur isn't very strong; Roland is still only slightly tipsy.

Ms. Tree also regretted it a little; she should have added some "water of life" to it.

In that case, she would have been drinking with Roland half an hour earlier.

It saves me from listening to Roland's nonsense.

Judging from this momentum, he's not far from getting completely drunk and unconscious.

The thought that Roland might be a treasure trove of resources made Ms. Tree feel parched and she quickly downed several glasses of wine, but it did not quench her thirst.

He had no choice but to pour more wine for Roland, hoping to get her drunk as soon as possible.

At this moment, Roland shuddered and stood up unsteadily.

"Excuse me, Miss Tree, I'll be going downstairs for a bit."

Ms. Shu was taken aback, her brows furrowing: "What happened?"

Roland clutched her stomach, stomped her feet on the grass alternately, and said apologetically.

"I drank too much, and now I need to use the restroom."

Just as she was about to walk towards the door, Ms. Tree grabbed Roland's wrist.

Roland turned around in confusion and met the Tree Lady's somewhat unfocused gaze.

"What are you doing?"

Ms. Tree licked her dry lips, turned her face to the side, and looked at the dense grass in the distance.

"I just think it's dangerous for you to go up and down the stairs after drinking. Why don't you just take care of it in the rooftop garden?"

As she spoke, she quickly added, seemingly afraid that Roland might misunderstand.

"Of course, I do mind. You should go to the grass further away; it will be good nutrition for the plants in the garden."

That's what they say, as long as Roland dares to agree.

She would immediately control the vines to sneak over and cleverly seize the birthday gifts.

How could Roland possibly agree?

She thought Ms. Shu was teasing her, so she ran downstairs.

As Roland's figure disappeared behind the gate, Ms. Tree couldn't help but smile.

Thinking about what would happen if Roland got drunk, she couldn't help but hum softly.

……

The third floor of the church.

Roland walked out of the bathroom looking refreshed, only to run into Renee, who was hugging a pillow.

"Hey? Renee, what are you doing here? Can't you sleep?"

Renee bit her lip, looking at Roland, who reeked of alcohol.

Roland's cheeks still bore the marks of being pinched red, and her eyes were glazed over, as if she had been bullied.

She tried her best to suppress her frustration and pretend to be innocent.

"I'm hungry, and I can't sleep..."

She wasn't speaking without reason; she had received a tip from the maid.

Among the church members, she had long been the "big sister" of all the young maids, the undisputed queen of the children.

The maid Roland had met earlier told her about Roland's meeting with Lady Tree after she went downstairs.

Combined with the lingering smell of food on Roland's body.

Without a doubt, this was definitely a candlelight dinner!

How could Renee possibly stand by and watch as Ms. Tree's pubic hair scheme succeeded?

Upon hearing this, Roland happily picked up Renee.

"Are you hungry? Then I'll take you to the garden to eat something delicious. Miss Tree has prepared a sumptuous feast. I was worried we wouldn't be able to finish it all."

As he spoke, he walked up the stairs.

……

Ms. Tree stared at the door, already planning in her mind how she would taste Miss Roland later.

When Roland appeared, her expression froze instantly upon seeing the little girl in Roland's arms.

Damn, how did Renee get here?

Isn't this ruining her plans?!

P. S.: Thanks to the top-ranked customer [Jame牢詹] for the "Master Certification"! Boss is awesome!