Chương 56: The Executive Meow-nagement Package

[Time]: Day 32, 11: 10 AM [Location]: The Great Library · The Atrium They pushed open the massive, runic double doors. And they stepped out of the world of physics and into a Planet of Fog. There was no floor. There was no ceiling. Hathaway stood on a floating circular stone platform, looking out into an infinite sphere of milky white mist. Islands of bookshelves floated in the void like archipelagoes of knowledge, connected by spiral staircases that twisted like DNA strands.

Some staircases led up, some led down, and some simply vanished into dimensional rifts, leading to sections of the library that didn't exist in the current timeline. The air here didn't smell like oxygen. It smelled of Vanilla, Old Parchment, and Ozone. It was the scent of millions of spells breathing in unison.

Floating in the mist were not just dust motes, but fragmented runes and glowing letters—stray vowels and consonants that had escaped from leaky grimoires, drifting like bioluminescent plankton in a deep ocean. A golden "A" drifted past Hathaway's nose, humming a low note, followed by a chain of blue "S"s that spiraled away like a school of fish. It was silent. But not an empty silence. It was the heavy, murmuring silence of a billion words waiting to be read.

"Summoning ritual," Victoria commanded, her voice cutting through the stillness.

"We don't have time to sightsee." Hathaway nodded and put down the stack of Five [Golden Dodo Family Buckets]. The cardboard was hot against her chest, and the smell was already leaking out. She ripped the lids off all of them. Whoosh. The smell of spicy, oily, deep-fried artificial poultry exploded into the sterile, intellectual air of the library. The scent of chili peppers from the Abyss and golden grease assaulted the nose with the subtlety of a war hammer.

It was like dropping a bucket of blood into a shark tank. For three seconds, nothing happened. The mist swirled lazily. Then, the atmosphere shifted.

"Nyao!" A cry echoed from the deep fog.

"Nyaaa-o! Is that... Dodo?"

"Spicy! It smells like Extra Spicy!"

"The crunch! I can hear the crunch in the smell!" Hundreds of glowing eyes lit up in the distance. Red, Blue, Gold, Green. In seconds, the fog was filled with floating, furry spheres rushing towards the platform. They were Mist Lantern Cats. Imagine a ball of living smog, condensed into the shape of a sphere. Their fur was a shifting blend of Deep Charcoal and Ominous Crimson, allowing them to vanish perfectly into the shadows. Their bellies burned with a low, steady Red Ember Light, like a furnace trapped in fur.

But what made this scene surreal was their Fashion Sense. Mist Lantern Cats had a fanatical, almost religious obsession with Haberdashery. Every single cat floating in the mist was wearing a Hat or a Bowtie. Hathaway saw a cat wearing a crumpled Newsboy Cap and smoking a bubble-pipe. Another sported a faded artist's Beret. There were Straw Hats, Chef Hats, Viking Helmets, and even one cat wearing a bright orange Traffic Cone tied to its head with a piece of string. Hathaway's eyes sparkled.

Her gamer instincts flared, but not for combat. Rare Spawn. Exclusive Skins. Collectibles.

"Look at the one with the Viking Helmet!" Hathaway whispered, her hand instinctively reaching out as the swarm approached.

"It has tiny horns! That is the cutest thing I have ever seen." The cats swarmed around the buckets like a cloud of hungry, well-dressed piranhas. But they were polite piranhas. They didn't dive in yet; they hovered, waiting for permission, their tails wagging in hypnotic unison.

"Nyao! Greetings, Tall Witches!" one cat wearing a Monocle meowed in fluent, but distinctly purr-heavy Common. It drifted close to Victoria, sniffing her boots.

"Cat sees you have brought... edible documents? Very greasy, very crispy documents?" If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation.

"Forget the polite words, Professor!" another cat in a frilly bonnet shouted from the back, its tail puffing up.

"Give the grease! Nyao! My belly is a black hole! I will die of starvation in five seconds!"

"They... they speak Common?" Hathaway blinked. She reached out and scratched the chin of the Viking Cat that had drifted close to her face.

"Who's a good barbarian? Yes, you are! Who raided the kitchen? You did!" The Viking Cat closed its eyes and purred, vibrating like a small engine in her hands.

"Nyao... Valhalla is made of fried chicken..." it murmured happily.

"The stray ones outside only say 'Nyao' and 'Meow'," Hathaway noted, burying her fingers in the impossibly soft fur.

"These are Culture Cats," Victoria whispered. She was standing stiffly, actively suppressing the urge to bury her face in the swarm.

"They live in the library. They eat knowledge... and fried chicken. Most wild Lantern Cats are illiterate, but this sub-species mimics human speech by reading over the shoulders of linguistics students. Their vocabulary is sophisticated, but their logic is entirely food-based."

"So disorganized," Victoria sighed loudly, shaking her head.

"No discipline whatsoever." But while her mouth was complaining, her hand was moving. With practiced speed, she reached out and pet the passing cats. Scritch-scratch. behind the ears of the Monocle Cat. Pat-pat. on the head of the Traffic Cone Cat. She did it with a straight face, as if she were inspecting military equipment, but her fingers lingered in the soft fur, and she leaned in slightly to hear their purring. The "Ice Queen" of the Wellington family was melting, one scritch at a time.

Hathaway looked at Victoria with a serious expression.

"Victoria, I need one. I need a cat with a hat. It is a strategic necessity."

"Focus, Hathaway," Victoria coughed, pulling her hand back and trying to regain her dignity.

"We are here for a guide. Not a mascot." She cleared her throat and addressed the swarm.

"Listen up, you floating freeloaders!" Victoria announced, her voice softer than usual, lacking its usual bite. The cats paused, hundreds of hats bobbing in the air. Silence fell.

"Three buckets are for the crowd," Victoria announced, gently pushing three massive buckets toward the swarm with her [Mage Hand], ensuring none spilled.

"A feast for the diligent scholars of the fog. Take them and enjoy your lunch break. I don't want to see a single whisker for the next hour!" The mob cheered in a chorus of delighted meows.

"Nyao! Free lunch!"

"Paid time off! Praise the rich Witch!"

"I call the drumstick! Nyao!" The swarm descended on the three buckets. In a whirlwind of fur, hats, and grease, the chicken vanished. Satisfied and full, the hundreds of ordinary Lantern Cats drifted away into the fog to nap, happy to clock out early. Only One Cat remained. It hovered above the remaining two buckets, looking at the departing mob with disdain. It was a Mist Lantern Cat with a difference. It wore a tall, pristine black Top Hat on its head. Its glowing tail was tied with a neat, silk red Bowtie.

It drifted down, landing on the platform with an air of "I am making a great sacrifice by staying behind."

"Nyao. Amateurs," the Gentleman Cat scoffed, adjusting its red bowtie with a white paw.

"They sell their loyalty for a mere wing. No ambition. A true Gentleman knows the value of... hazard pay." It looked at Victoria, then at the Two Remaining Buckets. Its golden pupils dilated.

"Cat assumes these two buckets represent the... Executive Meow-nagement Package?" it asked, its voice dropping into a hilariously deep, serious tone that vibrated with a suppressed purr.

"One bucket now as a down payment," Victoria said, pushing the fourth bucket forward.

"One bucket later, upon safe return from Sector Zero. Do we have a deal?" The Gentleman Cat sniffed the bucket. It circled it once, inspecting the label like a wine connoisseur.

"Sector Zero is a bad place. Spatial rifts are messy. Might ruffle Cat's fur." It unhinged its jaw—opening it impossibly wide, like a snake—and swallowed the fourth bucket whole in one gulp. Gulp.

"Burp. Nyao." The Cat patted its round belly with a paw, looking satisfied.

"But for two buckets... Cat's services are retained."

"Nyao." (Deal. Cat knows the way. Cat is the best guide. Other cats are stupid and lazy. Only Cat is hardworking enough to eat two dinners.) The Gentleman Cat Yawned. Hwaaa... A cloud of thick, Crimson and Charcoal Mist erupted from its mouth, expanding instantly to envelop the entire platform. Hathaway blinked. The library shelves vanished. The floor disappeared. They were suspended in a grey, silent void. The only light came from the Gentleman Cat's belly, glowing like a red warning light. [Feline Fog Warp].

It was not flight. It was an intuitive spatial jump. The Cat was "remembering" them into a new location.

"Nyao... Visualization is tedious..." The Cat complained, its voice echoing in the void. For a Witch, teleportation was a science of coordinates and vectors. But for a Lantern Cat, navigation was an exercise in Sensory Anchoring. It had to ignore the infinite chaos of the void and lock onto the specific "Scent" of the destination. It had to hold that single, coherent mental image in its mind without getting distracted by a floating dust mote or the sudden urge to lick its paw.

For a creature whose natural state was "Brain Empty," this act of sustained focus was grueling manual labor.

"Nyao... Cat must squeeze the brain..." The Cat complained, its voice echoing in the void.

"Cat has to think about the dusty shelves. Cannot think about tuna... Cannot think about sunbeams... Focus, Cat, focus..." The Cat let out a long, dramatic sigh, its ears flattening against its skull as if it were lifting a heavy weight.

"Cat's head is heavy. The mental load is too big for a small cat." The Cat twitched its tail, looking at the two girls with deep, feline resentment.

"This is exploitation! Nya-aaaack! Even the Greater Lantern Cats serving The Great Meow-IAO don't use their brains this much!" Both Hathaway and Victoria froze in the grey void. Victoria whipped her head around so fast her neck cracked. The aristocratic indifference she had maintained (mostly) vanished instantly. Her eyes locked onto the floating cat, burning with the terrifying intensity of a collector hearing about a lost artifact.

"Excuse me?" Victoria asked, her voice trembling slightly, echoing in the silent mist.

"Did you say... Greater Lantern Cats?"