Chương 172: Chapter 154: Strictly Analytical Research Purposes
The Lamp That No Longer Shines: A LitRPG Action Comedy · Broken_Bulb · 203 chương · ~18 phút đọc · Tạo 04/08/2026
[Time]: Summer Break, Day 39 — 8: 15 AM [Location]: White City · Townhouse 107 · Dining Room The morning sunlight filtered into the dining room of Townhouse 107 and provided no tactical assistance whatsoever. Across the mahogany table, Margaret smoothed out the next spread of the White Star Chronicle with the calm, unhurried precision of a raid leader loading the final boss encounter. Group B. The execution block.
[ABSOLUTE CITY] Headline: Absolute City Advances Undefeated; Individual Match Performances Recommended for Separate Review. Subtitle: The founder of the Millennium Dynasty demonstrates once again: a spectacular single-match catastrophic failure and ultimate tournament victory are not mutually exclusive propositions. Lin Zhaojun's Opening Sequence: Ms.
Lin Zhaojun's opening exchange against the Steam Saints has been independently classified by multiple commentators as 'one of the most pedagogically valuable negative case studies of this Grand Masters tournament.' Broadcast footage remains publicly accessible; this publication declines to elaborate further. Du Lingxuan: In a post-match interview, Ms. Du Lingxuan stated: "Hehe, as expected of the universally praised un-enduring Princess." Ms. Du subsequently declined to clarify the nature of her evaluation. Ms.
Lin refused all requests for comment on the matter. Hathaway lowered her coffee. She had spent, she realized, an indefensible amount of time studying Lin Zhaojun. The woman who ended Irene's eleven-year dynasty at twenty-seven. The prodigy who, at twenty-eight, forged the myth of the "992020" campaign: the 1999 season, twenty major tournaments, twenty consecutive championships.
She had studied that single calendar year the same way someone memorizes a piece of music they cannot stop hearing, not because it was useful, but because it was perfect. The Spiral Drink Taunt. The speed that made even opposing camps involuntarily restructure their defensive philosophies. An idol, her developer brain supplied, and immediately tried to correct itself. A professional case study. A benchmark. A reference architecture. The paper was being diplomatic. She knew the sequence it was declining to print.
Dispel misread. Panic shield. Shield broken. Delayed charge attempt. Failed charge. Positional giveaway. Romantic dry-push into open crossfire. Instantaneous death. Lin. Each step landed with the specific, awful clarity of a wrong note in a piece she had memorized bar by bar. You came out of retirement for this? Then Du Lingxuan's post-match interview. Un-enduring Princess. Said on international broadcast, in front of four hundred million concurrent viewers, with a cheerful, premeditated smile.
She remembered her exact prediction from the day the transfer was announced. Forced Party Member Join Event. Either an unbreakable bond forged under pressure, or a structural fault line detonating at the worst possible moment. She had suspected both. She had been, it turned out, entirely correct. The fault line had detonated on frame one. Du Lingxuan had carried the dead weight of the Millennium Sovereign.
Hathaway sat with the logical impossibility of simultaneously wanting to defend the honor of her cousin's best friend against Du Lingxuan, and being unable to argue with a single syllable of the assessment. She turned the page. [STEAM SAINTS] Headline: Second Seat Famia Schüder Leads Steam Saints Advancement Through Extreme Solo Performance.
Subtitle: Following the rapid, sequential exit of her four roster members during the opening phase, the Second Seat delivered what is currently the most discussed individual performance of the Grand Masters. Multiple broadcast platforms have cited the same commentator's remark at press time: "Welcome to the Witch Grand Masters: whoever's Boss Lady kills faster, wins." As of publication, this quote has been logged by fourteen separate media outlets. Famia Schüder's four teammates were genuinely top-tier Witches.
They were also constitutionally, stubbornly committed to their own advanced theoretical understanding of the meta, and they had fed the moment they stepped onto the field, dispatched in the opening exchange with the resigned efficiency of livestock who had decided the fence wasn't worth climbing. And then Famia Schüder had stood up. The Black Emperor of the Abyss. Immaculate black military uniform.
Standing alone on the field like a geological feature that had quietly decided it was not interested in anyone's tectonic agenda. Facing a King of Fighters-format gauntlet, a straight 1v5 attrition run, Famia had demonstrated the precise, unambiguous meaning of a Corporate Blessing: your reward for extreme competence is infinite, mandatory overtime. A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.
If my roster is entirely composed of dead weight, her geometry of movement announced, with the calm certainty of a public notice, then I will simply execute the opposing five myself. Every forum, every commentary desk, and every post-match summary had converged on the same note: what a boss. What a genuinely magnificent employer, still processing payroll for her subordinates while personally managing a hostile takeover with her bare hands.
Hathaway lowered her eyes to the detailed breakdown of the match, her gaze snagging on the name of the team. [Gilt Spire]. The Hortania delegation. Camilla's team. The Chronicle had, of course, named the key players. The tragedy lay entirely in the formatting.
"The Second Seat's sequential execution of the Gilt Spire roster proceeded as follows: Bout 1: Ms. Vessar, neutralized in four minutes. Bout 2: Ms. Phet, suppressed in six minutes. Bout 3: Cleared in three minutes. Bout 4: The Philosopher-King of Hortania, Seventh Seat of the High Council Camilla. Twenty-eight minutes. Three consecutive terrain reformations. Eliminated. Bout 5: Routed in two minutes." Hathaway stared at the text. She looked at the first two names. Vessar and Phet.
She remembered Vessar and Phet radiating absolute, homicidal killing intent at Famia all morning, both consumed by identical purpose. Their sovereign had been publicly, humiliatingly rejected by a woman with the romantic awareness of a brick wall. They had undoubtedly stepped onto the arena floor fueled by the righteous, bloodthirsty fury of overprotective retainers, fully prepared to avenge their queen's broken heart in an epic duel of honor.
There is no stat check in this universe cruel enough to simulate the agony of carrying a torch for a woman as dense as a collapsed star. Camilla had given her twenty-eight minutes. Three terrain reformations. Overtime Task #4. To Famia, none of them were avenging angels or tragic counterparts. They were all just the most time-consuming KPIs standing between her and the weekend. Margaret turned to Group C.
[THE LAUREATES] Headline: The Laureates Edge Past The Unscripted 5-4; Sixth Seat Marlena Halted at the Group Stage. Subtitle: A match requiring simultaneous coverage from both our Sports and Society desks. Society Desk Transfer Note: Regarding a post-match development, the Sports Department has transferred all relevant reporting to Pages 14-18 of the Society Section. A member of The Laureates issued a formal, public declaration of matrimonial intent following the match's conclusion. Ms.
Blanche's response, as described by multiple eyewitnesses, has been variously characterized as 'deeply considered,' 'deliberate,' and 'a question.' See Society Section for details. Marlena had fought with a ferocity that had no other word for it. She had dismantled Tabitha. She had taken down Josephine Durant. By the time Marianne Horton arrived, the tank was empty, and she had fallen. Tabitha had gotten exactly what she wanted. She had seized the broadcast microphone and proposed on international television.
Blanche had looked at Tabitha for a long, unhurried moment, and asked one question:"Is this for me, or for Marlena?" Hathaway stared at that sentence. At the banquet, watching Tabitha work the Anser ruins with smooth, educated courtship, she had filed Blanche as: beautiful, oblivious, a trophy being weaponized in a petty academic revenge plot. Completely wrong. You didn't raise the Sixth Seat of the High Council by being a decorative prop.
Blanche had allowed a tenured professor to play her 4D political chess all the way to the Grand Masters main stage, only to call her bluff in front of four hundred million people. It's a psychological stat check, Hathaway realized, a genuine respect blooming in her chest. She forced Tabitha to untangle her own aggro table. Are you doing this because you love me, or are you doing this to spite my daughter? Answer the prompt on global broadcast. [FEY STAR] Sports Section: Lord of Sea Otter Island.
Sovereign of the Stars of the Malevolent Universe. One of the Three Titans of Munitions. This roster member concluded Group C activities with a single-action elimination of Josephine Durant. Fey Star advances to the knockout stage as the second seed. Society Section: Ms. Allison is reportedly in good health and accepted two social invitations yesterday afternoon. Margaret set the paper down with the serene, deeply satisfied expression of someone who had consumed an excellent meal.
Beside her, Anna folded her hands on the table, her own quiet contentment radiating warmth. Hathaway held her coffee mug and read the Fey Star entry again. The draw had put Josephine Durant and Allison in the same arena. She had been watching for that. Lord of Sea Otter Island. Sovereign of the Stars of the Malevolent Universe. One of the Three Titans of Munitions. She had read those exact words at this exact breakfast table four days ago. She had noted the Chronicle's meticulous accuracy and moved on.
She was not moving on now. Her mothers were radiating contentment. The ship was delivering. They required nothing further. But Hathaway's tactical processor had begun running a playback she had not authorized. No, she told it firmly. I track mechanical cooldowns. I analyze ability interactions. I identify exploits in live builds. I do not— The memory was already loading. The banquet. The Eastern Courtyard.
Allison had worked every corner of that room with the relaxed, effortless ease of someone who had never once encountered a social situation she couldn't steer. She had charmed Famia, steered Marianne, parried Irene. When Josephine's eyes had carried the quiet, delighted invitation of old rivals across the courtyard, Akkukataya had taken exactly one half-step forward, and the line of sight had quietly ceased to exist. Irene had recited those three titles aloud. The flawless, impeccable recitation.
The gift of complete accuracy. Akkukataya had said:"But you missed my most valuable title." Allison had turned her head. The entire theatrical performance had simply stopped. What replaced it was quiet. Grounded. Entirely, unmistakably real. Only for her. Her developer brain made one final, principled attempt at resistance. I am not supposed to care about the lore, Hathaway insisted, grip tightening on the coffee mug. I calculate frame data. I track cooldowns. I am an analyst. I do not— Are they actually real?
She picked up the newspaper. Turned to the Society Section.... Research purposes, she told herself. This is strictly analytical.

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