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Sailing: Me, a Saiyan, starts by clashing with Robin. · 宇智波皮 · 210 chương · ~20 phút đọc · Tạo 29/07/2026
"Shut up, you brat. Bars are my dream, and a kid like you wouldn't understand."
"Tch, he's just an old man nearing retirement, what dreams does he have to talk about?"
Bonnie scoffed, then ignored her boss's reaction and closed her eyes as if falling asleep.
Only then did the other patrons in the bar dare to speak in hushed tones.
"She finally stopped. I felt full just looking at her, but she managed to eat it all."
"That's nothing. I heard that when a woman with a huge appetite is extremely hungry, she can eat an entire mountain. She can eat even more than a sea king."
"That's amazing?! It can't just be a rumor, right?"
"That might be a bit of an exaggeration, but it's true that he can eat a lot."
"Sigh, what a pity for such a beautiful girl. Even if we married her, we wouldn't be able to afford to support her."
"Pfft, you're so drunk you want to marry a pirate supernova? How could you even think of that!"
"Hahahaha~~~~" A few guys who were drinking and bragging, thinking Bonnie was already asleep, didn't find her.
As their conversations became increasingly outrageous, Bonnie's beautiful brows furrowed deeper and deeper.
Can't these idiots say anything useful?
Cursing under her breath, Bonnie decided to listen a little longer. If she still couldn't get any useful information, she would leave and go back to her friends.
But just as she had this thought, as if it were deliberately arranged, the bar door was suddenly kicked open.
The shop owner frowned and looked towards the door in the direction of the sound, only to find that the person who came in was one of his regular customers.
"Tom, my front door was custom-made and very expensive, so watch yourself!"
After saying that, the boss shook his head helplessly and continued to pretend to wipe his wine glass.
The other regular patrons seemed to know the newcomer well as well. The man who had just said he wanted to marry Bonnie immediately raised his glass at him and complained:
"Tom, what's wrong with you? It's almost noon and you're only now coming to the bar! Where did your manliness go?!"
His drinking buddy next to him rolled his eyes at him helplessly.
"A drunkard who comes out drinking early in the morning has absolutely nothing to do with masculinity."
"What?! You bastard, think carefully about what you were doing before you called me that!"
Without a word, the two drunkards started arguing.
But the man called Tom seemed not to hear them at all. He went straight to their table, picked up a glass of rum that someone had ordered, and downed it in two or three gulps.
"Hey Tom, you bastard, that's my liquor!"
"Bang!!"
Before the drunkard could cause him any trouble, Tom slammed his glass on the table, took a deep breath, and, his face flushed, boasted to everyone:
"You trash, you'll never guess what I saw!"
Everyone was immediately drawn to his words and turned to look at him. Even Bonnie became interested and quietly pricked up her ears.
Tom was pleased with everyone's reaction. He immediately turned to his boss, grinned, and held up one finger, saying:
"Boss, a glass of Peach Life, please. These bastards pay."
"What?! Tom, you idiot, don't go too far!"
"That's right, this is the most expensive drink in the bar. If your story doesn't satisfy us, believe me, we'll kidnap you and take you to a human auction house to pay off our debts!"
Ignoring the commotion, Tom happily went to the bar, picked up the "Pink Life" cocktail the owner had prepared, and took a small sip.
"Hiss~ This is the taste! I've been wanting to drink it again for ages."
With that, Tom finished his drink in one gulp, then smacked his lips and continued on to the main topic, seemingly still wanting more.
"You bunch of trash hiding in bars, do you even know what's going on?"
Just now, a large ship made of gold flew over the entire Sabaody Archipelago and landed on the shore next to the Soap Bubble Paradise.
Note that it's a flying golden ship, the kind that can actually fly!
To make sure no one believed him, Tom emphasized it several times before continuing:
"Such a magical ship has come to Chambord, of course I have to go and see it."
And then guess who I saw? You'd never guess—the fastest-rising and strongest rookie in the government's history.
Beethoven, the God of Destruction with a bounty of 1. 39 billion Berries, has actually come to Sabaody Archipelago!!!
"..."
After Tom finished speaking, the entire bar fell silent for a moment.
Everyone stared at him in disbelief, unable to believe what they had just heard.
"Wow~" A sudden sound of a glass shattering on the floor broke the silence of the bar.
Tom turned his head and was about to say that breaking the cup would result in the stingy boss demanding compensation, but upon closer inspection, he realized that it was the boss himself who had broken the cup.
"Tom, you, you're not kidding? The God of Destruction really is here?!"
The boss stammered as he confirmed with Tom.
Tom nodded in confusion.
"Of course, how could I mistake such a famous person?"
And just as rumored, he was surrounded by a large group of beautiful women; he was definitely the God of Destruction himself.
"Damn it, even that guy got involved!"
The owner hurriedly came out from behind the bar, frantically began packing up his things, and shooed the customers away:
"A bunch of idiots, what are you still drinking for? Get the hell out of here, the bar is closed today."
"Hey, boss, your reaction is way over the top."
Tom was puzzled by his boss's overreaction.
The other patrons, also recovering from the shocking news Tom brought, strangely offered their advice to the owner:
"Boss, what are you afraid of? No matter how powerful that God of Destruction is, he has nothing to do with us lowly scum."
"Exactly, exactly. A big shot like him wouldn't come looking for trouble. Let's just keep drinking and wait for news to come back."
The boss cursed these drunkards and idiots in his heart. He had spent the first half of his life wandering the seas, and in the second half, he was able to establish himself in a place like Chambord, a place full of all sorts of people, and open a bar. He must have his own extraordinary abilities.
Strong individuals like Bitz, who have become famous throughout the sea at a young age, are mostly young, arrogant, and lawless.
In addition, he received intelligence this morning that two Celestial Dragons had arrived at Sabaody Archipelago today.
The boss didn't even dare to imagine what the consequences would be if these two arrogant guys were to clash.
"Whatever you want, I'm running away anyway. Drink as much as you like, consider it my last meal."
After leaving those words, the boss packed up his belongings and left without looking back.
The patrons looked at each other in bewilderment, and some of the truly clueless ones immediately jumped over the bar and grabbed the drinks.
Another group, including Tom and others who had known the boss for many years, decided to trust him after careful consideration and quickly went home to hide.
Before leaving, one of the drinkers glanced casually at the spot where Bonnie had been standing and looked at the now empty table with surprise, saying:
"Huh? Where did the gluttonous girl go? Wasn't she just here?"
My companion paused for a moment, glanced at the empty seats, and said uncertainly:
"Could it be that he went to find the God of Destruction?"
"... Go, get out of here!!!"
The crowd could no longer sit still and began to push and shove each other as they made their way away.
When the God of Destruction meets the gluttonous woman, who knows what kind of trouble they'll cause.
Bonnie did indeed go to see Bitches, just as the patrons had guessed.
As a member of the Supernovas, she and eight other rookie pirates with bounties exceeding 100 million were known as the Worst Generation. (Luffy and Zoro are missing.) In the past, the emergence of so many promising new pirate stars at once would definitely be a sensational event that shocked the world.
But this year, an even more formidable figure emerged out of nowhere and stole the spotlight from them. This person is none other than Bitz.
Bonnie didn't have Cavendish's narcissistic personality, who insisted on having the whole world's attention on her.
But Beetz's reputation was so great that Bonnie had to go and see him since they had already run into each other in Chambord.
0Request flowers0 Bonnie had no idea that, in addition to her devastating power, Beetz was also a complete lecher.
She herself is a great beauty; what difference is there between her doing this and being a lamb offered to a hungry wolf?
At this moment, Bitz was unaware that a beautiful young woman, both elegant and cute, was actively seeking him out.
After leaving the Soap Bubble Paradise, he and Stusi headed straight for the slave auction house.
The two chatted and laughed and acted intimately, which surprised many passersby who recognized them.
"Hey, look! Isn't that the legendary pirate who defeated Hawkeye—the God of Destruction, Beethoven?"
The woman beside him... could she be Stussy, the queen of the underworld and the queen of the pleasure quarters?!
These two are actually together?! What kind of combination is this?!
"No way! Miss Stussy is my goddess! How could she possibly be interested in this lecherous man!"
"So enviable! Beetz, the God of Destruction, is the envy of every man in the world!"
"Thank goodness he hasn't taken down the Pirate Empress yet, otherwise I wouldn't even have the will to live."
"..."
Bitz, head bowed enjoying the food Stussy was feeding him, blinked blankly, swallowed the takoyaki in his mouth, and muttered under his breath:
"Have these guys lost their minds? Aren't they focusing on the wrong thing?"
Stusi chuckled, blew on the takoyaki to cool it down, and then fed it to the man.
Looking at his chubby cheeks, his pretty face couldn't help but beam with happiness.
"Ignore them. It's rare that you're all mine. I have so many ideas I want to try on you."
"What? Have you learned some new position again?"
Stussy rolled his eyes at him and stopped in front of a clothing store.
"This is the place. How about we help you change your clothes?"
Bitts looked up at the shop's signboard, then glanced at the dazzling array of colorful clothes inside, and shook his head in refusal without a second thought.
"No, Saiyans don't care about their clothes."
Stussy nodded in disappointment, then led him a few steps forward before stopping in front of a barbershop.
"How about a new hairstyle?"
"I refuse. A pure-blooded Saiyan's hairstyle will not change after birth."
"... Then buy a watch as a decoration?"
"No need, it'll shatter at the slightest touch during a fight."
"... How about we go see a movie?"
"Boring, since the male and female leads always end up together anyway, there's nothing new about it."
"..." Stussy's patience was nearing its limit.
She finally stopped in front of a massage parlor where several young women dressed as cleaners were standing at the entrance.
"So you don't want a massage anymore, right?"
"No, that's fine. I want the three most beautiful female technicians!"
Seeing Bitz straightening his clothes and preparing to go inside, Stussy grabbed him back with a dark face, and was about to argue with him angrily.
Then, as if by magic, Beetz pulled out a bouquet of red roses from behind his back and presented them to her.

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