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■ ♦ Topic: Memorial In: Boards ► ALL Tinmother (Original Poster) (Moderator) Posted On Nov 19th 2018: In the wake of the recent Endbringer attack, three of our moderators have passed. As tradition, this post will remain pinned for two weeks before being archived in our Lost Hall. For those who have final words to say about the fallen, please post them under their names in the Hall. We might have never met in person, but these were our friends, nonetheless. Their deaths are a loss to us all.

@Tearamisu: One of the longest active mods. They first joined only a few months after the site launched and remained a pillar, always available to help newer members or provide advice for those willing to listen. @Kraken-Laken: With the seventh highest number of posts out of all mods, they were one of the most active and social members of this platform.

Their sense of humor and quick-wit, their vivacity and joy-de-vivre, it will be remembered by all who can look at their numerous messages and know Kraken was one of the kindest, most cheerful people I have had the pleasure of working with. @Quietus: Most will not know of Quietus. They rarely posted and hardly interacted with our members directly. Do not believe for an instant they were not there, however. Quietus cared more about this site and community than anyone else.

They, on average, worked fourteen hours a day in ensuring the smooth operation of our day to day usage. Their quiet dedication shall never be forgotten by those who knew them. These three are but the moderators that lost their lives. We know many of our members must have passed as well. As always, if you know one of our members that are no longer with us, please send a PM here. We will verify it and add their names to the Hall.

In this time of loss, we urge everyone to give up any differences of opinions and secular squabbles so we can take the time to mourn, not only the members of our community but all the losses our members are facing in their day to day life. Please be aware that breaking any of the site's rules for the next month will incur triple their usual punishment. Any rule broken in the Lost Hall will result in immediate account deletion. This is a time to come together, not tear each other apart.

(Showing page 7 of 56) ►JoeSnow (Veteran Member) Replied On Nov 19th 2018: My first week, I was to shy to post anything. Responses or new threads. I ended up asking Tear for advice and our conversation went back and forth for over a month. For them to be gone is a tragedy. I still don't post much, and it's been years, but I will never forget something they told me: Why do Supers wear masks? Because anonymity is a superpower in of itself. The only one we have. I am pouring one out for you buddy.

If anyone needs help getting started, PM me. ►Damzels (Super Groupie) Replied On Nov 19th 2018: Tear was great. They were the first responder to my Fanfic. It wasn't much, but it was enough to motivate me. I don't drink, but I am lighting some incense for you. ►DownUnderYou Replied On Nov 19th 2018: I don't know if its a good thing or not (please spare me mods if it isn't) but I just keep thinking of the types of responses Kraken would make in this situation.

He'd be like: Looks like I finally 'Kraked' or 'Don't light incense for me, I already got smoked!' His jokes were awful, but I don't think he ever made one at anybody's expense but his own. ►PenutsBetter (Moderator) Replied On Nov 20th 2018: I don't know which is sadder, that we have these great stories about Tear and Kraken, or that there are so few about Quietus. Is it better to be diligent and unobtrusive, or engaging but less effective? Either way, I'm majorly bummed. I'm going to lie down.

►Bulletdodger Replied On Nov 20th 2018: I didn't really know any of them, or engage with them on any sort of deep level like some others. The site is too big to know everyone. But the fact that netizens like me even remember them and have these stories tells you everything you need to know about them so I will toast three more lost in the line of duty. ►Loyal Replied On Nov 20th 2018: Keyboard Warriors never die. They are just AFK. Cheers ►Bedwarmer Replied On Nov 20th 2018: Cheers.

►Antigone Replied On Nov 20th 2018: Cheers!... is it wrong to be happy that we only lost three mods and 24 members? I remember when Behemoth first attacked New York and the Lost Hall was first set up. Hundreds died. I am not trying to minimize the loss to those who knew them, I am just grateful damage was mitigated thanks to the Heroes and The Family. Five Endbringers, six if you count Sebbetu. It could have been so much worse.

►QIgonShin (The Guy in the Know) Replied On Nov 20th 2018: The chinese side of the site has it a lot worse. They're still counting the dead and already their Hall increased by over a thousand names. I do agree it could have been worse and I am grateful it wasn't but we can't forget that we are only seeing the English speaking side of it. And the number is at 25 members now. Char was near the CN tower when Khonsu arrived. They found her body this morning. ►Antigone Replied On Nov 20th 2018: Fuck End of Page.

1, 2, 3... 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 54, 55, 56 ■ ♦ Topic: Power UP! In: Boards ► Supers ► Elden Lord EarthShaker (Original Poster) (Super Groupie) Posted On Nov 22nd 2018: Instead of focusing on the existential fear that is making up my existence for the last week, I am consciously choosing to focus on the important things in life.

Not the fact that we've been mastered for six years by an Endbringer, or that they were sandbagging and still whooped ass, or that there are who knows how many out there that could show up at the drop of a hat. I am not focusing on any of that, are you? Instead I am dedicating all my thoughts to the only thing that really matters: Powers and how awesome they are. Maybe now I won't cry myself to sleep tonight.

Anyway, existential dread aside, we've gotten a lot of good shit over the last week from the Elden Lord and the Family in that regard. There are dedicated threads for each of them: HERE but I wanted to focus on Heartbreak and any new stuff in one place. Here is my list, in the order they appeared (as far as I know.) Everyone: Turn into dragons (Everyone knew this before but I think it's important to emphasis that not all the dragons are the same size/power/specialty) Tsunade: Cloning (No word on limit, but each of them can use her powers) Tsunade: Healing. (Not biomancy, like Red Queen but actually healing.) Everyone: Temperature/radiation/Environmental? immunity (however they survived Behemoth's Kill aura) Yoruichi: Speedster level speed (maybe? how do you test that) She might also have some sort of Thinker ability.

How else did she find Khonsu? Yoruichi: Lightning (Is this a power or a result of the speed?) Raven: Teleportation. (Again, everyone knows about this one but this goth demon/dragon teleported MILLIONS OF PEOPLE over the course of a few minutes. This needs a mention.) Tsunade: Wood Mech? (I don't know why people are calling is a Female Titan. Maybe a reference I don't get. Either way, I choose to believe it's a mech and you can't stop me.) Tsunade: Immortality/Healing factor (She got her heart ripped out and shrugged it off. You can see it regrow. It's awesome) Artoria: Spear lazer of DOOM!!! (No relation to Doom. Just a fuckoff spear of light that managed to turn Brockon's bay into the new Mariana Trench while reducing Behemoth to atoms. I don't know enough about fishing to know if this is good or not for the city.) Elden Lord: Heartbreak Elden Lord: THE HEALER!!! (Like, jesus christ, I cannot emphasis how OP this is. The Dragon just healed EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET OF EVERYTHING!! I don't know what it cost him, if there's a cooldown, or what. But even if this is something that can only be done every decade, we NEED him on earth. Cancer? Gone. Lost limbs? They're back. Blind people can see. Deaf people can hear. Burn victims are pristine. MY FUCKING ED IS CURED! WTF!!) EDIT: I am leaving that part in. I am not ashamed. Priscilla: Death Scythe (She bisected an Endbringer. You can't tell me that's raw strength and not a power.) Tsunade: All the food. (She can singlehandedly solve world hunger. Apart from the Elden Lord, we need her the most.) Medea: Spooky Scary Skeletons (Their not human, they don't even have skulls, but there are MILLIONS of them carving a city out of a mountain.) EDIT2: There is an official story about Sebbetu out, but it doesn't reveal anything we didn't know before. EDIT3: Wonder Woman's report just leaked about the fight with Leviathan. Robin: Clones.

Dragon clones. (There is no footage of this battle, so we only have the report. The exact words were 'Enough clones to drown the ocean') Scathach: You are already dead Spear (Apparently, she killed Leviathan with one stab from within the monster.) Is that everything? Let me know if I am missing something. (Showing page 13 of 99) ►Notparanoid Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: All I am asking is where was he during the fight? His wives were fighting but the Elden Lord was nowhere to be found.

Some of them almost died but he didn't show up. What was he doing? ►InvisibleGhost223432 Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: Controlling the Endbringers. Isn't it suspicious that they are around for years but nothing like this happens until he shows up? It was a stage show, none of his Family were in any danger. The Elden Lord is fooling you all. ►Notparanoid Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: I wouldn't go that far, but there is some suspicious points. Like where did go after the meeting.

Or why, in the middle of the attack, did his body dissapear from the Island? That was before Heartbreak. Then, he only appears way after the fighting is done to heal everyone? There are a lot of questions. ►InvestiGator (Unverified Super) Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: I think you two are kinda skipping some questions that break your 'theory.' Why: What is there motive? Why do all of this? Power? He bodied the League. Prestige? Everyone knows his name. Women?

Right now, he could have anyone he wanted, man or woman, with Heartbreak. Who: We can argue about conspiracies until we're blue in the face, but we have to work with what we actually know, not what 'could be.' Let's take what we know about the guy. Devoted to his Family. Sense of humor. OP yet doesn't do anything unless poked. The dude bants with an invading interdimensional Demon Lord, had his daughter EAT him from the inside, and then what does he do? He goes for tacos. When: Why now?

If he did have some machievellian scheem to come out as the hero who saved the day, why now? Why not wait till we're ground down more and other Endbringers are active? We'd be willing to do whatever he wanted if we had been deeling with a half dozen Endbringers for years. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. There are a few other things that stick out, but those are the ones off the top of my head.

I am all for being suspicious, but I don't think there is any reason to suspect the Elden Lord is behind the Endbringers. ►InvisibleGhost223432 Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: (Deleted) ►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main) Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: @InvisibleGhost223432 Calling everyone who disagrees with you Tohu bombs over the line. Take a few months to think about why. ►TyprittenMonkey Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: How'd we get from talking powers to trading conspiracy theories?

►Mane Magenta Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: @TyprittenMonkey Forum's gotta Forum. ►TyprittenMonkey Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: Preach ►Affectionstarved Replied On Nov 22nd 2018: I have a power related question: If all the dragons are different types and sizes, can they fuck? What are the logistics of the Dragon Elden Lord (Picture an elephant) trying to bone Dragon Yoruichi (picture an mouse) I think that would be the real miracle. End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

97, 98, 99 ■ ♦ Topic: Heartbroken In: Boards ► Super ► Incidents ► Discussions Bentwise (Original Poster) Posted On Nov 21st 2018: I am a consummate lurker and this is my first post, but I need to get this out and I don't have IRL friends or family so let me word vomit for a bit. I feel empty. Like a hole I didn't know was there was suddenly filled and I was complete. Then the hole was back. I know why He did it. I know thirty seconds of mastering in exchange for killing an Endbringer is a small price to pay.

But dammit! What am I supposed to do with myself now? I liked the Elden Lord. He seemed like a down to earth type of guy, despite the power and the women. I could respect that. But for those thirty seconds, I loved him. Not because of anything he did, saving my life, killing the Simurgh, or other Endbringers, or that He and His Family saved my life. I loved him because He loved me. Loved me in a way nobody ever has or ever will again.

I know everyone's experience was subtly different, but I'm sure many of you are orphans like me. You must have felt it. Like a father or brother I never had. Caring. Gentle, but firm. Like all He wanted from me was to live a long, happy life. Like I was His hope. But now that's gone, and I hate Him. I don't hate Him because I was mastered. I hate Him because I am not mastered anymore.... Whew. I needed to get that off my chest.

I know this is screaming into the void, and possibly opening myself up to ridicule, but there is nobody else I can tell this to. If you all want to scream back, feel free. Especially if you're from Gotham like me. We need to stick together. Edit: I didn't expect this to become a group therapy thread, but I am glad it did. You all are awesome. Edit: Since the thread got too long, I started another one HERE. I think we all need to vent a little.

(Showing page 27 of 999) ►Dailuute Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @Shostops I didn't feel anything like that. I felt desired. Wanted. Lusted for. Like all my flaws, my weight, and my scars made me prettier instead of ugly. For thirty seconds, I was the most beautiful woman in the world. A Dragon God wanted ME! I didn't care that he had other wives. I wasn't thinking of that at all. All I could think about was how much I was worth in his eyes. That feeling... it was intoxicating.

►Cornwhole Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @Dailuute Same. Only my come down was more jarring. At least you can have the fantasy of him choosing a new wife. I don't even have that. Mikael isn't gay. ►Affectionstarved Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @Cornwhole That you know of;) ►PureLine Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: (Deleted) ►Tinmother (Moderator) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @PureLine Zero tolerance for hate speech. Even if you disapprove, keep your opinions civil. Banned for three months.

►Cornwhole Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: There's always a few, sigh. You do know that there are gay heroes right? And how do we even categorize some of the aliens and shapeshifters? Anyway, digression aside. @Affectionstarved It's an educated guess. When someone is married to twelve different people, and they are all women, you can see a pattern start to form. ►Mapstaffed Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: My Heartbreak was different than most. I am asexual and I am lucky enough to have a supportive family and friends.

What I felt wasn't lust, or romantic in the slightest. Mikael's love wasn't trying to turn me 'normal' or some other bullshit. There was a reliability there. A love from a best friend. The type of love where you can call him, shitfaced, at 3: 37 in the morning and he'll come pick you up, bring you to his place, give you water, advil, and a bucket and put you to bed. Then mock you mercilessly about it for the next two decades.

►Coyote-C Replied On Nov 24th 2018: @Mapstaffed Mikael does seem to be that type, doesn't he? Even ignoring Heartbreak, every interview or bit of footage makes him seem like he'd be the type to have your back even as he jokes about it. ►Feychick Replied On Nov 24th 2018: Could be a persona. Like a personality he wants other people to assume he has. ►Saskatchew Replied On Nov 24th 2018: Could be, but I doubt it. Remember the resurrection video? He had no idea he was on camera and he still acted the same.

End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 25, 26, 27, 28, 29... 997, 998, 999 (Showing page 28 of 999) ►Spiritskin Replied On Nov 24th 2018: This is my scream in the void. Power. It was all about power for me. I don't know if that makes me shallow or what, but I felt like a god. We know the Elden Lord is a Trump: Infinity or some bullshit. Even ignoring all the perks Glory Girl said she got, just being able to turn into a dragon, like everyone in the Family can, would be enough to make me powerful enough to be a hero.

Powerful enough to roast the bastard who killed my wife and kids. ►Saddelite (Verified Super) Replied On Nov 24th 2018: @Spiritskin That doesn't make you shallow. It makes you human. My Heartbreak was the opposite. Instead of elevating me, or wanting me for my power, it felt like I could let it go. Like I was normal again. No powers, no mutation. Just me and Him. ►Ryus Replied On Nov 24th 2018: Peace. That's all I felt. No complicated emotions. No villains or crises. Just serene peace.

►Logs Replied On Nov 24th 2018: @Ryus I think we all want that. Peace and love. ►FakeAccount2 Replied On Nov 24th 2018: Fair warning, this is a second account, as you can tell by the name. I am definitely not brave enough to say this with my main account. I came. A lot. The entire Heartbreak was one long orgasm for me. You all have these in-depth thoughts and contemplation on the nature of love, the universe, or the Elden Lord. I had the best sex of my life and it was over in thirty seconds.

And now its all downhill from here. Am I lucky to experience Heartbreak like that or worse off since I know I will never reach that high again. ►Quasitree (Verified Super) Replied On Nov 24th 2018: We all reached a high we never will again. You just got a more... hands on experience than us. I don't know if you are luckier or not. I would't trade those thirty seconds with my children for anything in the world.

►Iblis Replied On Nov 24th 2018: I know you probably don't mean anything by it, but can you please give more context? Going from 'orgasm' to 'children' is giving me some seriously bad mental images. ►Quasitree (Verified Super) Replied On Nov 24th 2018: We lived in Okinawa in 2016. ►Iblis Replied On Nov 24th 2018: Damn. Sorry for your loss and for bringing it up. ►Quasitree (Verified Super) Replied On Nov 24th 2018: It's fine. I, like everyone else, felt Heartbreak.

But I think it gave me the closure I've never had before. End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 26, 27, 28, 29, 30... 997, 998, 999 ■ ♦ Topic: Dragons Dragons Dragons In: Boards ► Supers ► Powers Mr. Fabuu (Original Poster) Posted On Nov 21st 2018: With everything going on, I wanted to make a more lighthearted thread so here is the prompt: Dragons typically have elements (Fire, Ice, light, etc...) but the Family has a bunch of esoteric elements as far as I can tell. (Wood, Telekinesis?, Cat-lightning???) If you could be a dragon of one element, no esoteric, what would you be? No wrong answers. I'll go first. I'd be a Size Dragon. Grow as big or as small as I want. I don't mean just Ant-Man's abilities, I mean anything I want. Microscopic to 'eat galaxies.' I could use it in some really creative ways, like only increasing the size of my hands or.. other appendages. My breath would shrink all my enemies to the size of fruit flies. (Showing page 1 of 33) ►Blasestrom Replied On Nov 21st 2018: That's easy.

Death Dragon. Kill anything and everything. ►Babliothick Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Ok Mr. Edgelord. That's kind of an all or nothing ability, isn't it? Just kill a bunch of people? You'd have the heroes on your ass in seconds. Naw, there is one obvious right answer and everyone who disagrees is plain wrong. Sex Dragon. I win this little game. And life in general. You may bask in my glory now. ►Mr. Fabuu (Original Poster) Replied On Nov 21st 2018: On the one hand, you have my ever lasting admiration and loyalty.

On the other hand, BONK! Get back in horni jail! ►Space Zombie Replied On Nov 21st 2018: T'is a silly question. Be a Dragon of Dragons. Then you get all the elements. ►Blurbs (Verified Super) Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Dream Dragon? Anything you can dream of is your element? ►CatagoryQueen Replied On Nov 21st 2018: I think the idea isn't to min-max, but to be what would be best fit for you personally. Like what would you enjoy the most. ►Space Zombie Replied On Nov 21st 2018: That's ridiculous.

Infinite power is what I'd enjoy the most. ►Bleedsrith Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Then what? The Elden Lord isn't omnipotent despite being the biggest dragon around, but say you do become a 'Dragon of Dragons,' what do you do? Goal, motivation, or dream? What propels something with infinite power? They can get anything they want with a thought. That... hollow, boring? I'm trying to find the right way to describe it, but I just think it wouldn't be fufilling.

►Changels Replied On Nov 21st 2018: I do agree with you, but again, I think we are getting away from the spirit of the thread. And you all are being boring with your ideas. Let's get creative: -Dragon of Beginnings: Never die as you have no end. And everyone knows the beginning is the best part of everything. -Dragon of Desks: Be the terror of office workers everywhere. Everything is a desk if you're brave enough. -Dragon of That Thing in the Corner or Your Eye: The Ultimate Stranger!

They know you're there but can do nothing about it... on second thought, forget this one. A bit too eldritch horror. -Dragon of Carl: No explanation needed, the name speaks for itself. Instead of getting philosophical, let's get wacky. ►Mr. Fabuu (Original Poster) Replied On Nov 21st 2018:'Dragon of Carl: No explanation needed, the name speaks for itself.' No, I need an explanation right now. At least six pages long, single spacing in times new roman. I need sources, quotes, and at least one feature film.

I need it. End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 31, 32, 33 ■ ♦ Topic: Book of Consorts 23 In: Boards ► Supers ► Elden Lord ► Book of Dragons MR. Krew (Original Poster) Posted On Nov 23rd 2018: Third Book of Consorts. 23: 1-25'Your city is destroyed' She called, appearing from on high, cloaked in magic and mystery.

'Your lives, ruined.'

'Save us!' They begged Lade Medea.

'Our people, slain. Our homes, lost. Our stomachs, empty. Deliver us from this misery. Bring back what we lost.'

'What is lost is forever lost,' she chastised.

'Weep. Lament. But march forward.'

'Can the Great Lord not bring back the dead?' They accused.

'Can he not undo all done unto us?'

'What then? Will the dead never know peace? Will you never put another foot forward, always seeking a step back? My Lord has healed you of all ails so that you might walk your own path.' Lady Medea glowed with magical might and the people bowed their heads for they knew shame.

'I come not to deliver judgement.' She declared, seeing their tears.

'I come with my sisters to deliver hope. Let Beijing rest, a monument to your loss. Let future generations know of the might of the foes we faced. We must work. Lady Tsuande will render unto you food and shelter. I shall carve you a city unlike any other' And Lady Medea became as she truly was, shedding Her beautiful human form for the Truth. A Dragon of Magic, delicate and feminine, outshone the sun with the splendor of royal scales. From her mouth a thousand thousand teeth fell.

From the fallen teeth, warriors of dragon bone rose. Fearful, the people retreated from these men of bone. But the warriors were agents of peace, not war. These warriors put down their swords, bows, and spears. They gathered up hammer and nail, chisel and saw.

'With my very body I shall build you a city in the mountain. A city of wonder, the like of which man has never known. A city so that you may walk forward, head held high.' And the people rejoiced in the salvation of the Dragons. (Showing page 38 of 105) ►Addons Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: Bra-men ►Drunkrin Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: Bar-men ►Bentwise Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: Bra-men Ps: You misspelled chisel. With an s, not a z. ►MR. Krew (Original Poster) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @Bentwise Thanks, typo.

You are truly one of the faithful. ►Thersir (Veteran Member) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: I don't want to be 'that guy' but is this really alright? I mean, isn't this disrespectful for the people of Beijing? A lot of people died. ►PenutsBetter (Moderator) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: Not really? I mean this one mentions the city in specific but not in a derogatory sense. If anything, the one about Brockton is harsher on the people but even then it toes the line. Brockton was a shithole.

(might still be, we'll see how they rebuild) So long as none of it uses hate speech, calls others to action, or other things that violate the rules, we let things like this slide. ►OhighO Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: I'm out. I was all for wacky fake religions but it seems like some people are getting a little too into it, if you know what I mean. An official church of the Elden Lord was registered and is actively preaching. ►Thersir (Veteran Member) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: Does the Elden Lord know that?

Like is it official in that it's gone through the paperwork of the US government or is it official in that Mikael endorsed it? ►Savehalf Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: I don't think he cares, to be honest. He's made his stance on religion pretty clear. Do whatever you want, just leave me out of it. ►PenutsBetter (Moderator) Replied On Nov 23rd 2018: @Thersir I double checked to be sure. The official word from our Great Mother in Tin is that praising someone (or a Family) too much isn't a punishable offense.

So having a bunch of threads dedicated to a religion, (and collaboratively writing a bible-esque series of books) even if it is dedicated to someone still alive, is permissible. Just like the Scientologist, Christian, or Buddhist sections of the site, you can choose not to engage. Freedom of religion applies to all beliefs, not just long running ones. End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 36, 37, 38, 39, 40... 103, 104, 105 ■ ♦ Topic: Legit or false?

In: Boards ► Advice ► Medicine Qualityquantity (Original Poster) Posted On Nov 21st 2018: So, before I stab myself with this vial of red liquid, can anyone tell me if this is legit? It said it heals any recent wound and I would really like my back to stop hurting, (fell off a ladder) but I don't want to get cancer to do it. (Showing page 1 of 8) ►Bittertruth Replied On Nov 21st 2018: sounds sus, don't do it. ►Chaosfaith Replied On Nov 21st 2018: sounds sus, do it.

►Divide Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Your sacrifice in the name of SCIENCE! will be remembered! ►Footpath Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Ignore the guys above me, it's legit. Got a pretty bad cut on my leg the day after the Elden Lord healed everyone (my luck strikes again). Cut an artery. There's no healer in my city but they had a crate of the stuff. Healed me right up in seconds. ►Qualityquantity (Original Poster) Replied On Nov 21st 2018: @Footpath any side effects?

►Footpath Replied On Nov 21st 2018: It's FDA approved and the Docs told me there isn't. They kept me over night to be safe. But I feel great. Better than ever. I think I'll go for a run, it's been a while. ►Munchmunch Replied On Nov 21st 2018: How much does it cost? Something like that can't be cheap. ►Newsie Replied On Nov 21st 2018: It is. Two weeks ago, this would have been all over the news and would sell for thousands of dollars but now you can get it for under a hundred.

I think the Elden Lord fucked the creators over when he healed everyone on earth. ►Puplesteel (Verified Tinker) Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Hah! The Elden Lord is the best thing to ever happen to earth and I'll take twenty. Just to screw over Big Pharma. ►Footpath Replied On Nov 21st 2018: Shit! Guys! Get this stuff now! I just came back from my run. It doesn't just heal, it improves what it heals. Like that micro tear stuff you hear about all the time. I just beat my best time by a fucking landslide.

I am not Super level but I have never been that fast or had that much stamina. I don't know where the gains cap at, but I am going to find out. End of Page. 1, 2, 3... 6, 7, 8