Chương 289: The Scumbag
I Want to Be the Heavenly Saber · DDLaoHuynh · 290 chương · ~21 phút đọc · Tạo 20/09/2026
Silver Wave Lake, inside a guest room. Although not obtaining a treasure as he had hoped left Song Que slightly disappointed, he quickly tossed this minor displeasure to the back of his mind. His main purpose here today was to ruin Du Ruhui's good deeds; treasure hunting was just a convenient side objective! After asking Ruan Junhui for a few more details, Old Demon Song finally revealed his wicked true colors:"Young Master Ruan, you are very honest. My Gang Leader and I are very satisfied!
Don't worry, as long as you obediently follow orders, we won't harm your life. You are very important to the future development of the Linjiang Gang!" Hearing these words, the heart that Ruan Junhui had in his throat gradually settled back into his chest. As long as I'm useful, it's fine! As long as I don't die, there's a way to turn things around and survive! He watched as 'Chu Tianqiu' opposite him reached into his robes, pulled out a small vial, and poured out a pitch-black pill the size of a longan.
"Open your mouth!" Under Young Master Ruan's bizarre gaze, Old Chu brutally forced his mouth open and quickly tossed the pill inside. Waiting for the guy to obediently swallow the item into his stomach, 'Chu Tianqiu' finally smiled in satisfaction:"The pill you just swallowed contains a Blood-Devouring Gu worm! I assume Young Master Ruan is no stranger to its great name? Do I need to reiterate its effects for you?"
"Hehe, the mother Gu is controlled by our Gang Leader. Don't even dream of expelling the child Gu from your body! From now on, obediently follow our orders, and every month, this old man will bestow you with the antidote to keep the Gu worm dormant. Understood?"
"Understood! Elder Chu!" Ruan Junhui replied loudly. Smack! Answering him was a heavy slap to the face.
"Why are you speaking so loudly? Do you want to die?! Call me Grandpa!" Under Master Song's murderous gaze, this 'grandson' had no choice but to lower his head in humiliation:"Grandpa..."
"Hahaha, good grandson! Very obedient!" Satisfied with this guy's performance, Scumbag Song finally tucked the wooden box containing the Poison Dragon Galls into his robes, then proceeded to give him clear instructions:"Kid, listen carefully now! Gang Leader Du has given you your first task! You must remember today's events exactly like this: the person who barged into your room and snatched your item is called Song Que!
He is the owner of these properties, the Pavilion Master of the Moon-Lacking Pavilion, the Black Gorilla Song Que!"
"Later, I want you to assert forcefully that this thief launched a sneak attack on you! It would be best if you ordered Min Gong to wipe him and the entire Moon-Lacking Pavilion out for me! Once this is done, Grandpa will give you a few antidote pills, understand?"
"Understood, Elder Chu!" Smack!...
"Did you forget what this old man just taught you?!" Another five bright red finger marks appeared on the other side of Young Master Ruan's face.
"Understood... Grandpa Chu!" Ruan Junhui was furious to the extreme, but a person standing under low eaves has no choice but to bow their head. He kept his face pointed down to hide the viciousness deep within his eyes.
'Grandpa Chu' seemingly didn't notice this detail, still smiling gleefully:"Do you feel a burning sensation in your body right now? Is your heart pounding erratically?" Seeing his 'convenient' grandson instantly put on an exaggerated expression of pain, Grandpa Song also threw his head back and laughed, looking even faker than he did:"Kekeke! Then you better work hard for me later! As long as you're obedient, Grandpa will give you candy to eat every month, and won't let you die!
Besides, looking at your tender, soft flesh, I can't bear to let you die either! When I'm in a good mood, this old man will reward you with a giant lollipop for you to suck on to your heart's content. Would you like that?" As he spoke, he couldn't help but wink and reach out to gently pat the guy's bottom. Performing these actions made even Scumbag Song himself shudder, but the effect was naturally without saying! Just that gentle caress literally scared the soul out of the Heavenly Poison Sect's Young Master!
Terrified to the point his hair stood on end, he hurriedly curled up, tightly hiding his 'chrysanthemum' against the floor. Seeing this, Old Demon 'Chu's' smile grew even more radiant! If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it's taken without the author's consent. Report it.
"Oh, you little flirt. Stay still, let Grandpa untie you." Ruan Junhui was so scared he almost cried. He felt incredibly unnatural all over! For the first time in his life, he regretted that his father had given birth to him looking so handsome and elegant! Now, he was about to lose his chastity! Sensing the old thief seemingly taking advantage of untying him to grope his jade-like body, Young Master Ruan was terrified out of his wits! This fear even eclipsed his fear of death!
At this moment, he couldn't care less about anything else. A look of absolute resolve flashed in his eyes. As long as I live, my chrysanthemum remains! I'd rather take a stab wound to the body than let this scumbag stick a rod up my ass!
"Get lost!" Thud!...
"Ugh!"... The moment the ropes were loosened, Ruan Junhui, like a bird startled by the twang of a bow, kicked fiercely at 'Chu Tianqiu' and rapidly retreated.
"Uncle Min! Help! Save me!" This guy understood the principle of not risking his own safety. Having escaped the grasp of that 'gay guy,' he frantically ran out into the corridor and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Bastard! Are you not afraid of death?!"
'Chu Tianqiu' was furious and wanted to rush forward to subdue him. But before he could run a few steps, he stumbled and clutched his chest, losing his composure.
"I've been poisoned! When did this happen?!" Boom! Before he could receive an answer, a section of the corridor was violently kicked open, and Min Gong leaped out like a ferocious, man-eating tiger.
"Young Master! Are you alright?!"
"This is bad!"... Crash! Seeing Old Min arrive, 'Chu Tianqiu' panicked, turned around, smashed through the wall on the other side, and ran for his life!
"Uncle Min! Quick, kill him!" Ruan Junhui roared frantically. Although he didn't understand the reason, Min Gong didn't hesitate in the slightest, leaping forward in pursuit.
"Young Master, stay close to me!" Sensing the person behind him getting closer and closer, Old Chu roared in fear:"Don't come any closer! Or else I'll destroy the Poison Dragon Galls!" In his hand, he was already holding the wooden box containing the Poison Dragon Galls, his fingers gripping it tightly with inner force, making the box creak and groan.
"Stop!" Thinking of the treasure's importance, Min Gong didn't dare act rashly. He merely slowed his pace silently, cornering 'Chu Tianqiu' at the bow of the ship.
"Back off! Everyone, back off!" With a First-Tier expert in front of him, and the boundless water behind him, sensing the numbness in his body and feeling his face gradually turn green, 'Chu Tianqiu' looked incredibly flustered.
"Don't step forward! Otherwise, I'll crush it and throw it into the lake!" Min Gong didn't dare push him too hard. He and Ruan Junhui stopped about thirty feet away from the man.
"Young Sect Master, what happened?" Until now, Old Min still didn't understand what was going on! They were perfectly fine allies; why had they suddenly drawn swords against each other?! It caused him, who hadn't even had the chance to enjoy himself yet, to hastily pull up his pants and run over here! One could imagine the old man's irritable mood right now!
Secretly noting that the brothel patrons and prostitutes behind them had all fled back to their rooms and disappeared, Ruan Junhui finally stepped forward and recounted the story with hatred in his hushed voice. Of course, he didn't mention a single word about nearly getting his ass plowed! That was simply too humiliating!
"Uncle Min, it's like this! This scumbag followed the orders of their Gang Leader—that thief Du! They wanted to snatch the Poison Dragon Galls back, and then use the opportunity to frame..." After hearing Ruan Junhui's recount, Min Gong felt his brain wasn't quite enough to process it all. If it hadn't been the Young Sect Master speaking, he would have thought someone was playing a prank on him! Consequently, a towering fury toward the Linjiang Gang and Chu Tianqiu before him surged within him!
The hearts of these people are too wicked! On one hand, they call each other brothers and form an alliance; on the other, they secretly plot to stab them in the back! No wonder the elders had warned them countless times not to trade with the people of the lowlands! It wasn't without reason! He had almost been deceived and sold out by someone, yet he was still happily making money for them!
Thinking about what would have happened if the Young Sect Master had met with a mishap today, or if he had been successfully enslaved by the other party—wouldn't the Heavenly Poison Sect become something in their pockets in the future?! Imagining that scene, Min Gong shuddered with a chilling coldness, his eyes staring at the thief before him with palpable, substantial killing intent! Getting fully into the character of Chu Tianqiu, Actor Song was deeply immersed in his role!
Swept by Old Min's beast-like gaze, he trembled in fear and yelled:"You... what are you doing?! Don't come over! Take one more step and I'll jump into the lake!" His tone was as mournful and tragic as a virtuous maiden forced into a corner!
"Min Gong, even if you know what happened today, it's useless! If you don't want your Young Sect Master to die a painful death, then obediently cooperate with our Linjiang Gang! Our Gang Leader Du is a man of grand vision and great talent! In the future, it's not impossible for him to claim kingship and hegemony over this Southern Region! Submitting to him wouldn't be considered degrading your status!" Hearing this dog still spouting such absurd nonsense, Ruan Junhui's anger became uncontrollable!
"Pah! Motherfucker! What bullshit Gang Leader of yours! A mere 7th Grade True Qi realm martial artist dares to dream of controlling the Heavenly Poison Sect?! Am I crazy, or is the world crazy?! Why doesn't your Gang Leader go eat shit?!"
"Shut your mouth!" Hearing his idol insulted right to his face, Old Chu seemed to go nearly insane, roaring with a ferocious expression:"Kid! How dare you insult our Gang Leader?! No one can save you now! You just slowly enjoy the sensation of ten thousand Gu worms gnawing at your heart and flesh, and die in agony!"
"Hmph!" Ruan Junhui sneered disdainfully.
"Trying to use poisons to control someone from the Heavenly Poison Sect? Your Gang Leader is truly stupider than a pig!" Saying this, he opened his mouth and spat out a wad of thick black phlegm! If one looked closely, they could see tiny poisonous bugs wriggling inside, incredibly disgusting! Ignoring the filth, Ruan Junhui stomped his foot and smashed the ugly things to a pulp before looking over coldly:"Old man, I'll give you one chance!
Hand over that box right now, and this Young Master might consider leaving you an intact corpse! Otherwise, everyone knows the methods of our Heavenly Poison Sect! I guarantee I can make you wish you were dead!" Having already anticipated that these poison-playing guys could probably neutralize Old Thief Blood Robe's Blood-Devouring Gu, Song Que wasn't too surprised to see it confirmed now. But on his face, he still portrayed an expression of ultimate terror.
Coupled with the fact that he was "struggling to circulate his Qi to resist the poison," his face turned even paler. He opened his mouth and spoke with trembling difficulty:"You... you... truly hateful! Gang Leader, you miscalculated!" One wrong step becomes an eternal regret... His voice could not hide a sense of tragic heroism!

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