Chương 127: Monk Want-It-All

Plum Garden Mountain Villa. Outside the gate, watching the arrogant and willful Tie Yuniang and her guards in a standoff with Old Li, attempting to force their way in, Song Que felt a toothache coming on and hurriedly called out:"Miss Tie, whatever the matter is, let us talk it over slowly. I wonder what brings you here looking for me?" Hearing the voice she had yearned for day and night, Tie Yuniang turned around joyfully.

But when she saw the dark, burly lump of coal standing before her, she froze completely, turning to stone. All the words she had wanted to say died in her throat. She stared blankly for a long time before blurting out:"Young Master Song, is that you?"

"It is indeed this lowly one. Have I changed so much that Miss Tie cannot recognize me?" The contours of his face hadn't changed much, but how had his entire body become so dark and coarse?! And he even had a shiny, black, bald head! Staring hard and confirming she wasn't mistaken, Yuniang finally spoke in disbelief:"Young Master Song, have you... become a monk?!" Become a monk?! Enter the priesthood?! That's not a bad idea!

When 'Best Actor' Song thought of this, the image of the meat-eating, wine-drinking monk Hui Wu flashed through his mind. His expression instantly turned solemn and reverent. He placed a hand over his chest in a Buddhist greeting and said:"Amitabha! Miss Tie truly possesses eyes of wisdom. Receiving the favor of the great masters of Ling Ying Temple, I have spent these past days at home devotedly studying Buddhist scriptures, and finally realized that I share a profound affinity with the Buddha.

I have decided to entrust my body to the Buddhist faith."

"Young Master Song, you... you... Even so, how could you disfigure your own face like this?!" Remembering his formerly radiant, sun-like countenance, the young girl couldn't accept it, her eyes turning red.

"Amitabha! All worldly vanity is but an illusion. After a hundred years, the blushing beauty turns to dry bones, and the grandest nobles become white skeletons. In the end, it is nothing but a layer of rotting skin and decaying flesh. A beautiful exterior only brings endless troubles; what use is there in preserving it?" Song—the Great Zen Master 'Want-It-All'—having transcended all worldly illusions and grasped the profound truths of the universe, passionately spouted these words.

Even he didn't quite understand what he had just said! It sounded incredibly profound and highly intimidating. Tie Yuniang was truly terrified. Her face turned pale as she struggled to speak:"What... what am I supposed to do?" Sigh. Staring deeply into the little girl's eyes, 'Best Actor' Song's acting skills exploded! His gaze contained a myriad of emotions—longing, reluctance, torment, and resolve.

After a long while, he reluctantly looked up at the sky, his voice ethereal and drifting:"If we owed each other nothing, how could we have met? When destiny arrives, it should be cherished; when destiny ends, it must be released. Flowers blooming is affection; flowers falling is unintentional. People arriving marks the beginning of destiny; people leaving marks its end. Deep destiny brings union; shallow destiny brings separation. All dharmas arise from destiny; let all things follow destiny."

"This lowly one must disappoint Yuniang's affections."

"Waaaaa...!" The blow was too massive! Her Prince Charming had suddenly turned into a toad! Tie Yuniang couldn't hold it back; she covered her face and burst into loud sobs. The guards behind her immediately panicked and rushed forward to console her. Not even having the time to glare at Song Que, they quickly helped her onto her horse and rode away, distancing themselves from this place of heartbreak.

Her first love hadn't even had the chance to bloom before it was shattered to pieces by this evil monk, Song 'Want-It-All'. Who knew how long this psychological shadow would linger on the little girl! Watching them hurriedly spur their horses away, Grandee Song felt smug. Little wench, you were definitely just lusting after this handsome guy's face! Hmph! Do you think Grandee Song is that easy?! Having cast off a heavy debt, Boss Song was in an excellent mood. Whistling a tune, he happily skipped back inside.

The aunties (female servants):... Indeed, a waste of heaven's gifts. Sigh...... Free from burdens, Boss Song leisurely hid in the mountain villa and focused entirely on his cultivation. The Thousand Hammer, Hundred Refined Art and the Immaculate Glass Body —these two body-tempering methods actually complemented and accelerated each other's progress! His speed was equivalent to traveling a thousand miles a day! If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

Unlike Old Xu, who previously had to rest and nourish his body for a month after practicing once, Grandee Song, with the Tesseract, had no need to wait; he could cultivate every single day! Because of this, in just over a week, his Thousand Hammer, Hundred Refined Art had reached the minor success stage, and to his delight, his Immaculate Glass Body had broken through to external mastery!

His combat power might not have increased drastically, but Song Que could personally feel his body becoming much more resilient and brimming with vitality. Xiong Ba and Li Xin weren't as fast, but Xiong Ba's breakthrough to the minor success stage in both body-tempering arts was still quick, and Li Xin was already sensing the signs of breaking through to the Second Tier. This thriving, flourishing scene put Boss Song in an extremely joyful mood.

On this day, while cultivating with the two youngsters, he was forced to stop. Outside, an acquaintance had requested to see him by name. Frowning at the figure of a woman struggling to carry a massive pair of 'grapefruits' on her chest, Boss Song's head was full of doubts, but he still had to force a smile and step forward to greet her:"Hall Master Weng! A distinguished guest arriving brings light to my humble Plum Garden! Please forgive this junior for my inadequate reception. Please, come in!"

Following Song Que into the reception hall and taking a sip of fragrant tea, Weng Hong examined him from head to toe before asking with a charming smile:"I heard from the Miss of the Tie family that you intend to become a monk, Young Master Song. Initially, I didn't believe it, but seeing you today, I believe it somewhat. Are you truly planning to take refuge in the Buddhist faith, Young Master Song?" Could this be fake?

If you succubi would stop treating me like a walking piece of fresh meat, that would be wonderful! Monk Want-It-All answered solemnly:"Previously, Great Master Hui Wu imparted his teachings to me, stating that I share a deep affinity with the Buddha. He even promised to persuade Great Master Zhi Kong to personally accept me as a disciple. This junior indeed harbors the intention of seeking refuge at Ling Ying Temple."

'Best Actor' Song spoke 30% lies and 70% truth; aside from the part about becoming a monk, the rest was entirely true! Furthermore, looking at the half-read Buddhist scriptures on the distant tea table, Weng Hong was truly half-believing and half-doubting.

"Is that so? You have a bright future, Young Master; choosing to become a monk at this time is truly a pity. I wonder, where is Young Master Xiong of your household? What choice has he made?" Sitting right in front of this Grandmaster, yet you're already pining after another man! Song Que felt a bit sour in his heart, but he magnanimously satisfied her request, calling Xiong Ba from the backyard. In no time, Xiong Ba, wearing only a short-sleeved tunic, came jogging over with Li Xin.

Secretly observing her, Grandee Song discovered that the moment this woman saw the two youngsters, her eyes practically glowed with excitement, her mouth went dry, and she licked her lips several times! Shaking his head and sighing, he thought: Truly a muscle fanatic! Does she not know that the one hiding the most terrifying weapon here is I, Grandee Song?! Song Que curled his lip:"You two, why haven't you greeted Hall Master Weng?" Xiong Ba was normal, just cupping his hands and booming a greeting.

Li Xin, however, was a different story. This kid had 'tasted the ways of the world'; his eyes were glued unblinkingly to the other's chest! His face turned red as he stuttered:"Greetings... Hall Master Weng!" Deliberately thrusting her 'capital' forward, Weng Hong smiled seductively:"This concubine greets the two young heroes! Arriving at your home today, I finally realize that Young Master Song's brothers are all dragons and phoenixes among men! It is truly an extreme honor!" These words weren't empty praise.

Unlike Song Que, whose successful body tempering had internalized his blood and Qi essence, making it difficult for outsiders to detect, these two youngsters—especially Xiong Ba—were different. Although the ferocious, murderous intent on his body had mostly faded, the blood and Qi within him burned fiercely like a furnace! Li Xin wasn't quite at that level, but for his age, it was still a rare sight. This was why Weng Hong was so excited.

"Since Young Master Song intends to become a monk, I wonder what the two young masters' plans are? Would you be interested in joining our Lingjiang Gang? This concubine will naturally sweep the courtyard to welcome you!"

"Wherever the Young Master goes, I go." A man of few words and much action, Xiong Ba answered without any hesitation. Although Li Xin was playful, he was relatively reliable when it came to business. He hadn't considered joining a gang, so following suit, he scratched his head and declined.

"Then that is truly a pity! You young masters should reconsider; becoming a monk offers no joy! If the three of you have free time, please come visit this concubine's place! We can chat together and exchange insights on cultivation! There are many things that are very fun to play with!" Looking at the three robust young men, Weng Hong couldn't help but lick her lips and cast a seductive, alluring glance. Hearing this succubus's words, the veins on Boss Song's forehead bulged!

He truly wanted to throw two punches and cave those two 'grapefruits' right into her chest! To actually want to take all three of us at once?! This succubus has balls as big as the sky! Suppressing the urge in his heart to swing his newly bought 400-catty sledgehammers, Song Que stood up with a dark expression and saw her out the door. It wasn't until she was in her carriage and out of sight that he glared and raised his middle finger in a 'greeting':"F*ck you!" The aunties:... Another woman leaves disappointed.

What a true pity!...

"Young Master, what did that woman mean by 'exchanging cultivation is fun'?" Anything related to martial arts caught Xiong Ba's full attention. Oblivious to his Young Master's belly full of anger, he stepped forward to ask. Glaring at the foolish bear, but seeing his naive and simple expression, Song Que couldn't bear to scold him. He just said sternly:"It's fun for her, but not for us! That succubus intends to suck dry our blood and Qi!

If you get entangled with her, your vitality will be drained dry, and you can forget about your martial arts progressing even half a step!" So vicious?! Stealing his food and destroying his martial arts—to Xiong Ba, this was an enmity deeper than the sea! The foolish bear's eyes flashed with savagery as he gritted his teeth and roared:"Outrageous! To think this succubus intended to harm me! Young Master, let me go get my hammers and smash her head to pieces!"

Seeing Xiong Ba showing signs of 'turning to the dark side', Boss Song hurriedly coaxed him into calming down. I truly don't f*cking understand what hour this kid was born in to be so violently savage! If he hadn't followed this Young Master, the Zhao family would have sooner or later been unable to control him in the past! After lecturing the foolish bear for a while about not being so hot-tempered in the future, the three returned to the backyard to continue their cultivation.... Qinghe County, South Dock.

Hearing Weng Hong report today's events, Lin Ping frowned in hesitation.

"So that kid truly wants to become a disciple of Ling Ying Temple?" Leaning lazily on a chair, Weng Hong's voice carried a hint of regret:"It didn't seem fake. What a true pity! Such a fine man, why can't he think things through?"

"Hmph! What? Vice Hall Master Weng is feeling lonely and empty again?" Hearing Old Lin's mocking tone, Weng Hong wasn't angry but instead smiled charmingly:"Indeed! Why doesn't Hall Master Lin come comfort this concubine tonight?"

"Hmph! This old man still wants to live a few more years." Ignoring this woman in heat, Lin Ping said in a low voice:"Hui Wu's appreciation for this kid wasn't an empty arrow (unfounded). This matter actually holds a degree of truth. But regardless of the situation, we must try to win him over." Leaving a few more instructions, Lin Ping didn't want to stay with this woman any longer and quickly departed.