Chương 293: The Useless Red Dragon Cannot Transform
Gender-swapped Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty · 佚名 · 382 chương · ~13 phút đọc · Tạo 29/07/2026
As soon as Roland voiced her doubts, the red dragon immediately became agitated.
"You fox! How dare you slander me like this!"
Red Dragon angrily shifted his body and stood up, swaying his fat belly.
"Where am I fat? You have so many ears, don't you have any eyesight at all?"
Strictly speaking, her figure is not considered bulky; in fact, her rounded curves soften the ferocity of the Western dragon's appearance.
But the other dragons were all strong and imposing.
In comparison, Augusta can be described as the fattest otaku among dragons.
Roland blinked, her gaze settling on the large belly.
Her silence was deafening.
The red dragon felt its dragon blood surging to its head, and in its rage, it opened its mouth and spat out a small flame that tasted like spicy strips.
"What are you looking at!"
"This isn't a fat belly, it's a stomach."
Augusta slapped the dragon's scales on its belly so hard they shook the heavens, and emphasized again in a shy and annoyed girlish voice.
"This is my enormous stomach!"
"If I could transform into human form, I would definitely be a sweet, soft, and beautiful young girl, and I would never be fat!"
Roland almost burst out laughing.
Faced with the enraged red dragon, she immediately recalled the saddest stories of her life.
It turns out that there's really nothing to be sad about since I transmigrated. I have magical powers, become an extraordinary being with a long lifespan, live in a big villa, run a company, have maids, and have a luxury car (a magic carriage).
There are also various beautiful women around him, and even a perverted goddess.
If I could find my second brother too, I'd be living the dream!
Just as Roland was about to burst out laughing, she remembered the erotic memory of being pinned down by a naked Vina by the French windows, cosplaying as a giant lizard.
She finally couldn't laugh anymore, and lowered her head shyly, changing the subject.
"Okay, okay, you're right, this is David Day, I misspoke."
"In short, you just can't find delicious food that's filling, tasty, and juicy, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, the spicy strips from Roland Group are still the best. You can buy a whole bunch for just one gold coin."
Seeing that Roland was no longer asking about the transformation, the red dragon secretly breathed a sigh of relief and grinned.
"The Krabby Patty is also good, but it's only sold around the capital. I'm out playing every day... handling investment work, so I don't have time to come and buy it."
Upon hearing this, Roland's eyes lit up. She sensed a good opportunity to build rapport and clapped her hands together, laughing as well.
"Lord Tata, you should have told me sooner! If I had known you were troubled by your enormous dragon body, I would have made you a custom-made dragon burger, enough to fill you up!"
"Don't worry, the price is very reasonable. If you want to eat here again, just come to the Roland Group."
"Really?"
Augusta looked incredulous.
She had heard of the Krusty Krab outside the Empire; it was renowned for its delicious food and affordable price, and enjoyed a certain degree of fame throughout the Empire.
Although Elizabeth's cheap canned crab meat stole most of the limelight, from a taste perspective, the Krabby Patty still offers better value for money.
"Roland, you big fox, it's not that I don't believe you, but how can the Krusty Krab maintain such a low price after becoming so big?"
Of course you can.
Roland covered her mouth and chuckled softly.
The Krabby Patty is made with high-end alchemy; the crust is made from fermented barley flour, the seasoning comes from alchemy jars, and the vegetables are supplied in large quantities from greenhouses.
That crab meat patty was even more substantial, made entirely of minced and pressed meat.
If you want to customize a dragon-sized one, just send a church maid to use magic; it can be made as big as you want.
There is no shortage of heat sources for baking. Now that the capital city has entered summer, the magic furnace in the hot water workshop is accumulating heat severely, and the group has no shortage of heat energy at all.
Following the principle that actions speak louder than words, Roland directly beckoned to a greenhouse employee who was on patrol.
She gave instructions on the custom-made extra-large Krabby Patty, and then chatted with Red Dragon in the greenhouse center.
The production time for a custom-made extra-large Krabby Patty was neither too long nor too short; it wasn't until the sun was high in the sky that the extra-large Krabby Patty that met the requirements was finally made.
This crab burger is 1. 5 meters high and 1. 8 meters wide, so Roland could easily use it as a sofa.
Five beast girls from the greenhouse worked hard, pulling a cart, to finally bring over this truly gigantic crab burger.
Even the plate on which the giant Krabby Patty was a metal plate that Renee temporarily conjured using alchemical magic.
"Lord Tata, please enjoy your meal~"
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!"
Augusta roared excitedly to the sky, unconsciously releasing her dragon might, which frightened the beast girls pulling the carts and delivering goods, causing them to clench their tails tightly with their legs.
One of the more timid fox spirits was so frightened that she wet her pants. The wet stains slowly spread across her work clothes, causing the poor fox spirit to desperately cover her face, too ashamed to face anyone.
"Hey! Your Excellency, please stop unleashing your dragon's might! My employees can't take it!"
Roland waved her hands repeatedly, signaling the beast girls to leave, and incidentally granted the fox girl, who had wet her pants in fright, a whole day off.
Upon hearing Roland's call, Augusta obediently withdrew her dragon's might.
She was overjoyed; whatever Roland said went.
Then, accompanied by the chewing and grinding sounds of dragon teeth, Augusta continued to express her high praise for the Roland Group.
"Oh, this crispy burger crust!"
"Wow, this meat patty is so juicy!"
"Even the flavor of the sauce hasn't changed at all; it's exactly the original taste!"
Augusta ate for a full fifteen minutes before stopping, taking a sip of her bottled lemonade.
She let out a satisfied sigh, her dragon eyes, the size of a human head, gazing intently at Roland.
"Roland, you're truly my best sister!"
"This is the most satisfying meal I've ever had. I can't even enjoy such a delicious giant meal on Dragon Island."
"If you need any help in the future, just tell me!"
Augusta patted the scales on his chest with a loud thud, displaying a heroic air of loyalty and camaraderie.
However, being a shrewd and calculating dragon, she still added a cunning remark.
"Of course, it has to be a small favor that's within my capabilities, not too unreasonable, and something I can do easily."
Roland's lips twitched.
However, this was within her expectations.
Dragons are people who don't like to suffer losses.
She pointed to the wheat field, then turned her head and revealed a slightly cunning smile.
"I happen to have a small favor I need your help with, and of course, I'd be more than happy to oblige."

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