Chương 117: Against Sand Dwellers
Endless Dungeon: The Misadventures of Arthur Gray [Litrpg/Dungeon] · OnicCantWrite · 126 chương · ~19 phút đọc · Tạo 05/07/2026
I whipped my head around, squinting into the swirling purple smog like a man trying to find a contact lens in a blender. The woods were a tangled mess of shadows and rot, but the actual culprits behind the recent old-man-skewering were nowhere to be found. It was the kind of hide-and-seek game where the loser ends up as a decorative lawn ornament, and I was really not in the mood to lose. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flicker of movement.
The ancient, gnarled trees seemed to twitch, the deep emerald leaves rustling with a dry, clicking sound that definitely wasn't the wind. It was more like the forest was stretching its fingers, and those fingers were looking for something soft to poke holes in.
"Incoming! Get your heads down or lose them!" I barked, my voice cracking just enough to let everyone know I was approximately three seconds away from a full-blown panic attack. In a heartbeat, the shadowy canopy erupted. A swarm of sharp, finger-sized roots hissed through the air like a volley of wooden arrows, aimed directly at our collective vitals. They moved with a terrifying, whip-like speed, whistling through the damp air and promising a very unpleasant, very perforated future for anyone standing still.
Dimitri didn't even blink. With a roar of pure, fatherly protection, he pivoted his massive frame, planting his boots into the sludge. He swung his rotting barrel lid around with the grace of a dancing bear, positioning himself right in front of June. He became a literal wall of weathered wood and iron, the sharp roots thudding and splintering against his makeshift shield as he shielded our resident shivering duchess from a very un-royal acupuncture session.
As for me, I didn't have a barrel lid to hide behind, so I relied on my only real talent: being extremely fast when I'm terrified. I threw myself into a desperate, frantic blur of movement, twisting my torso and dancing through the gaps in the wooden rain. I could feel the wind of the projectiles grazing my jacket, the tips of the roots missing me by fractions of an inch as I scrambled across the slippery, purple-stained earth.
I leveled my Training Prototype and the Practice Piece flintlock toward the rustling wall of timber, feeling the sudden, cold surge of mana draining from my core and flooding into the grips of my weapons. The iron seemed to hum in my hands, eager to turn that magical energy into something significantly more ballistic. I squeezed both triggers, and a pair of blue mana bullets shrieked through the purple smog, leaving shimmering trails of light in their wake.
The shot from the flintlock connected with a thick trunk and erupted in a violent burst of magical energy, sending shards of bark and violet slime flying. I squinted through the smoke, but what I saw wasn't a dead monster. Instead, I caught a blurred glimpse of several shapes moving with a fluid, liquid speed that no tree should ever possess. They danced through the shadows, zipping around my projectiles with a grace that made my aim look like a joke.
The moment they evaded the shots, they whipped their attention back to me. I barely had time to process that I was the new target of interest before I saw Dimitri. He was already in motion, his heavy boots churning up the mud as he rushed toward me with a look of desperate urgency on his face. But I was a second too slow. Before he could reach me, a sudden, searing wave of heat exploded across my back. It felt like a jagged blade of fire had just been dragged through my skin, slashing deep into my spine.
Dimitri's massive, tree-trunk of an arm suddenly clamped down on my shoulder, hauling me backward with the kind of effortless strength that made me feel like a very small, very injured ragdoll. He yanked me out of the line of fire just as the air where I'd been standing was diced into ribbons by something invisible and mean. Fiona didn't skip a beat, letting out a fierce Scottish battle cry that sounded like a blender full of marbles as she swung her Gnarled Birch Branch in a wide, desperate arc.
Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. She tried to catch the blurry culprit with a solid thwack, but the thing moved with a liquid, supernatural speed that made her quarterstaff look like it was moving through molasses. It vanished back into the purple smog before she could even make contact, leaving her swinging at empty, toxic air.
Realizing that my spine was currently trying to retire from active duty, Fiona slammed the butt of her staff into the dirt and channeled her inner forest spirit. A soft, rhythmic hum began to vibrate through the damp air, and suddenly the area around us erupted in a gentle, lime-green radiance. A shimmering wave of glowing spores and spirit-light drifted over me, seeping into my skin with a cooling sensation that felt like minty ice on a sunburn. The white-hot agony in my back vanished instantly.
It was a weird, tingly feeling as my flesh and bone decided to stitch themselves back together on the fly, leaving me feeling brand new despite the massive hole in my ego. Dimitri leaned over me, his face a mask of relentless, fatherly concern. Even in the middle of a literal death-trap forest, his thick Russian accent sounded like it belonged on a motivational poster for the power of friendship.
"Does your spirit still burn brightly within you, my wonderful friend?" he rumbled, his voice low and heavy with pure kindness.
"Are you once again whole in both body and heart?" I didn't answer him immediately. Instead, I stared down at my feet. There was a very real, very alarming puddle of my own dark blood decorating the toes of my boots, soaking into the leather and reminding me that I had just come inches away from being a permanent resident of this wooden basement. My brain was still trying to process the fact that I'd been hit by something I couldn't even see properly.
"What in the absolute hell are we even fighting against?" I barked, my voice shaking as I gripped my guns until my knuckles turned white.
"Since when did trees start moving like professional ninjas?" A spindly, unsettling silhouette dropped out of the gloom with the silent weightlessness of a falling leaf, landing squarely on one of the mangled corpses littering the village square. It didn't waste any time with a polite introduction; instead, it immediately began to feast, its movements jerky and rhythmic as it tore into the remains.
Now that it was stationary and distracted by its mid-morning snack, I finally got a proper, soul-scarring look at one of these things. It was, without a doubt, the weirdest and most deeply offensive thing I had ever seen in my entire life. It looked like a humanoid figure that someone had tried to construct out of blackened, wet vines and a very bad attitude.
Instead of a face, it featured a bulbous, pulsing violet flower that looked like a heartbeat you could see from the outside, surrounded by jagged bark that served as a makeshift mouth of thorns. To top off the nightmare aesthetic, it had translucent, insect-like wings sprouting from its back that gave it a twitchy, hovering energy even while it ate. The way it crouched over its meal felt insulting.
There was an air of casual indifference about it, as if it had spent the last few minutes analyzing our frantic scrambling and concluded that we were essentially just slow-moving appetizers. It felt like the monster had already run the numbers and realized we weren't nearly fast enough to be taken seriously as a threat. We weren't a hunting party to this thing; we were a grocery delivery.
Just as I was contemplating how much therapy I was going to need if we survived this, a familiar, clinical flicker ignited in my field of vision. The system decided to finally chime in with the relevant data, projecting a window of text into the purple smog as the monster's details were formally revealed to my party. ••••• Name: Rot-Vine Creeper Tier: 1 (Common) Level: 2 Element: Nature Description: A spindly, humanoid frame composed entirely of tightly wound, blackened vines that drip with a thick, necrotic ichor.
Instead of a face, it has a single, bulbous violet flower that pulses like a heartbeat, surrounded by jagged, thorn-filled "teeth" made of hardened bark. Its limbs are unnaturally long, ending in razor-sharp wooden talons, and several translucent, insect-like wings sprout from its back, allowing it to hover inches above the ground without making a sound. Stats: Main Stat: Agility (Extreme movement speed and evasive reliability). Physical Defense: Light (Pliable vine body offers little protection).
Magic Defense: Light (Thin elemental composition is easily disrupted). Abilities: Shadow-Root Dash: The Creeper dissolves into a blur of motion, weaving through the air with erratic, high-speed zig-zags to reappear instantly behind its target. Needlepoint Thrust: The creature fires a single, thin root from its wrist with the speed of a bullet. This slender spike is designed to bypass armor and deliver a lethal, pinpoint puncture to the target's vital organs.
Spore-Burst Vanish: The creature slams its talons into its own floral "head," triggering an explosive release of toxic purple gas that blinds onlookers while it retreats into nearby shadows. Resistances & Weaknesses: Resistant To: Nature (Absorbs ambient bio-energy to heal minor fraying). Weaknesses: • Fire: Its dry, necrotic vines ignite instantly, causing sustained damage. • Ice: Freezing temperatures make its agile joints brittle and prone to snapping.
• Light: Holy or solar energy sears the rot within its vines, slowing its reaction time. ••••• For anyone who's curious, this is Fiona's skill.
••••• Name: Wildheart Surge Tier: 1 Type: Active Class: Druid Level Required: 1 Cost: 1 Mana Cooldown: 20 seconds Limit Break: 0/1 Description: The user taps into the fluctuating heartbeat of the wilds, unleashing a pulse of energy that adapts to the user's current physical state: • Human Form (Verdant Breath): The user gestures with their hands as a soft, rhythmic hum vibrates through the air. A soothing wave of glowing spores and spirit-light drifts outward in a wide radius.
This restorative mist seeps into the skin of allies, mending flesh and bone. This grants a Heal equal to 110% of Magic Stats. • Bear Form (Primal Tremor): The user lets out a guttural roar and slams their front paws into the earth with bone-shattering force. A kinetic shockwave of raw mana ripples through the ground, causing the very soil to explode upward in a circle around the user. This violent eruption deals 110% of Magic Stats as Magic Damage to all nearby enemies. •••••

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