A salamander was having a perfect day under its damp rock... until a certain archmage tried to revive Salamander, the Dragon King. She summoned the literal salamander instead. It tried to complain, but was rudely interrupted by two assassins. They introduced a blade to the archmage's internal organs... and left. In desperation, she used the salamander as a catalyst for Merge Flesh. The spell worked. She died anyway. The salamander, who never got a vote in any of this, inherited her body instead. Unfortunately, nobody informed her that her new body was hated throughout the Mage Guild for being called an archmage. She was just an archer-mage. Or that the system had already announced the Dragon King's return to every dragon — including the current Dragon King. [You have been summoned as the reincarnation of the previous Dragon King, Salamander.] 🐉 Isekai, LitRPG, and Progression with progressively worse decisions. 🦎 Weak to Strong MC. 📚 A world inspired by Terry Pratchett.

A giraffe spent centuries eating leaves, accidentally pierced the heavens, pissed off several gods, and got bored. So when the system asked: [Do you wish to reincarnate as a human?] It selected [Yes] . Now she's a human girl with the worst possible element — Earth, the one least expected to fly — in a world where altitude means power. Her sect thinks she's just an arrogant young master. She just wants to reach the acacia leaves. Quietly. Without the gods who remember her finding out she's back. 🦒 Monster Girl, OP MC, Xianxia Satire, and NO LANGUAGE JARGONS FOR NON-XIANXIA READERS. 📚 A world inspired by Terry Pratchett.